E007 – Nutshot, Monkey, Carjacking, and Drug Test



In Episode 7 of Florida Men: The Podcast, we shoot Air Conditioner thieves here, I’m comin’ at you like a spider monkey…wearing a diaper, A carjacker brings a knife to a gunfight…twice., and Sure we’ll test that meth for you. Bring it on down to the station.

News Sources:

Florida Woman shoots husband in testicles after he tries to take her air conditioner
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/report-woman-shoots-husband-in-testicles-after-he-tries-to-take-her-air-conditioner/770435073

Florida Woman Bloodied After She’s Attacked by Spider Monkey in Home Depot
https://www.insideedition.com/florida-home-depot-employee-bloodied-after-shes-attacked-spider-monkey-44054

Florida Man Attempts Carjacking and Victim Deters Him with A Gun. Twice.
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/jacksonville-police-man-takes-cash-register-from-walmart-tries-to-carjack-2-people-at-knifepoint/767407786

Florida Man Requests Test of Meth, Gets an Arrest
http://www.gainesville.com/news/20180614/meth-test-request-ends-in-arrest/1

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E006 – 5 Turtles, 4 Tortoises, 3 Aliases, 2 Monkeys, and a Racist



In Episode 6 of Florida Men: The Podcast, an Uber driver is fired for having the same name as a criminal, and you thought YOUR neighbor’s apartment was a zoo, don’t mess with the person making your drinks, and get that monkey off your back.

News Sources:

Florida Man Spends Week In Jail Before Prosecutors Admit They Had The Wrong Guy
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/06/05/week-in-jail-prosecutors-had-wrong-guy/

Florida man tries to start his own zoo with stolen animals
http://www.bradenton.com/news/state/article212614454.html

Florida Man harasses flight attendant with racial slur and fat shaming
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/06/youre-fat-flight-attendant-attacked-mid-air-florida-man-shouting-racist-slur/

Florida man trying to flee arrested with monkey in diaper clutching his shirt
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/09/police-arrest-florida-man-after-steals-car-with-pet-monkey-allow-him-one-final-goodbye.html

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E005 – Drowning, Assault, Suicide, and Attempted Murder



In Episode 5 of Florida Men: The Podcast, another drowning possum, don’t drink all of Florida Man’s Sweet Tea, If only there were some way to know where a train is going, and don’t talk to me like that, mister!

News Sources:

Florida man drowns raccoons and an opossum in front of high school ag class
https://www.wftv.com/news/florida/ocala-teacher-wont-be-charged-in-raccoons-drownings-because-killings-werent-cruel/758151247

Florida man arrested on child abuse charge after victim ate ‘all the Cheez-Its’
https://www.ajc.com/news/florida-man-arrested-child-abuse-charge-after-victim-ate-all-the-cheez-its/iqAci09VugeRnp1B3DQ6eK/

Florida Man killed by train while walking on tracks
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article212338549.html

Florida Man shot in head by wife who didn’t like his tone of voice
https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/riviera-beach/former-riviera-beach-cra-director-tony-brown-shot-in-head-by-wife-sheriff-s-office-says

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E004 – Clown, Crook, Shark, and Dolphin



In Episode 4 of Florida Men: The Podcast, send in the clowns!, Another nearly naked late night driver, a sour lemon shark, and not too incognito, was he?

News Sources:

Florida Man wearing clown mask attacks pizza guy and is shot to death
http://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-little-caesars-employee-fatally-shoots-attacker-in-clown-mask-police-say/1203253942

Florida Man entered a motel, stripped naked and stole a 1963 car
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article211738654.html

Florida Man catches shark, releases it, and gets bit anyway
http://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20180527/mount-dora-man-catches-and-releases-shark-in-ponce-inlet-it-turns-around-and-bites-him

Florida Man flips out during workout
http://www.tmz.com/2018/05/23/richie-incognito-florida-gym-altercation-cops-called/

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