E011 – Tractor, Loophole, Stabber, and Minion



In Episode 11 of Florida Men: The Podcast, A property line dispute results in a tractor attack, you’re not drinking & driving if you drink at the stoplights, He’s not going to stab me, he ain’t got no arms…OW! He stabbed me!, and no matter how annoying those minions are, you can’t beat them up.

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News Sources

Florida Man Attacks Neighbor with Tractor
https://www.news4jax.com/news/florida/st-johns-county/cellphone-video-911-calls-released-in-tractor-attack

Florida Man Thinks He Found a Loophole in DUI Laws
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/07/10/man-wasnt-drinking-while-driving-just-stop-signs/742561002/

Florida Man Without Arms Stabs Tourist
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article214692415.html

Florida Man Attacks Florida Man Wearing Minion Costume
http://www.spectrumlocalnews.com/nys/central-ny/news/2018/07/11/florida-man-charged-after-attack-on-man-in-minion-costume

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E010 – Witch, Troll, Beast, and Pirate



In Episode 10 of Florida Men: The Podcast, that’s not the way you pick up boys at the beach, wait there’s **TWO** Melbournes?, Activate Beast Mode, and that’s why they call it the poop deck.

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Florida Woman Tries to Abduct 2 Children From Park, Punches Pregnant Mom
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/ill-just-take-your-kid-then-woman-accused-of-trying-to-kidnap-children-from-park

Florida Man was terror troll who targeted Australia
https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/us-terror-troll-who-targeted-melbourne-jailed-for-a-decade/news-story/473a77c3ff9dcffc206296da662c271c

Florida Man gouges eyes of armed home intruder, then calls himself ‘The Beast’
https://www.nbc4i.com/news/national/florida-man-calling-himself-the-beast-gouges-eyes-of-armed-home-intruder/1290489849

Florida Man stole tools ? then left an unpleasant surprise for his boss
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article213846389.html

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E009 – Boom! Blam! Pow! Bang! –goes limp–



In Episode 9 of Florida Men: The Podcast, it was the 4th of July, so…Fireworks, and this is Florida, so that means Fireworks related injuries, if you forgot to buy fireworks, just shoot a gun into the air. what could go wrong?, and a Florida Man goes limp and finds out he enjoyed it.

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News Sources

Florida Man has to be told ‘drinking + holding a mortar tube = bad idea’
http://www.wesh.com/article/video-warns-against-drinking-shooting-mortars/22062531

Florida Man suffers ‘partial amputation’ in fireworks blunder
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/florida-man-loses-part-hand-fireworks-accident/JeexcvmViPP1leUv8FgPgN/

Florida Man loses fingers, eyebrows, and hearing in “modified fireworks” mishap
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/brevard-county-man-injured-in-fireworks-accident

Florida man hit by celebratory gunfire during Fourth of July fireworks show
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/07/05/florida-man-celebratory-gunfire-fourth-july-fireworks/759516002/

Florida Man chases woman with golf club, goes limp to resist arrest
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/ae/live-pd-superfan-popped-294035

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E008 – Pedophile, Python, Pulled Pork, and Parkour



In Episode 8 of Florida Men: The Podcast, An Elvis impersonator is singing Jailhouse Rock, a Florida Man steals a lunch from his old house, Another Florida Man steals a lunch from a python, and send the cops, I’m nekkid on my roof!

News Sources:

Florida Man shows up in Elvis costume to meet 13-year-old for sex
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/elvis-impersonator-shows-up-in-costume-to-meet-13-year-old-for-sex-investigators-say/774948208

Florida Man Saves Alligator from 10-Foot Python’s Deadly Grip in the Everglades
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/06/18/florida-man-wrangles-alligator-from-10-foot-pythons-deadly-grip-in-everglades.html

Florida Man breaks into former residence, threatens to kill occupants, and steals pulled pork sandwich
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-pulled-pork-breakin-20180621-story.html

Florida Man sent scurrying to roof by armed home invaders
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/police-boy-15-among-2-charged-in-armed-home-invasion-in-winter-springs/771634124

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