E016 – Chicken, Waffles, Spider and Cruiser


In Episode 16 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man just wanted some chicken, another Florida Man just wanted some waffles, a Florida Woman was seeing some stranger things, and another Florida Woman doesn’t want to miss the boat.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Antonio Stevens
  • Cullen Roe
  • Danielle Teeples
  • Kathleen Mary Niesen

News Sources:

Florida Man tries to force KFC employee to reopen restaurant at gunpoint.
http://www.wistv.com/story/38822137/florida-man-tries-to-force-kfc-employee-to-reopen-restaurant-at-gunpoint

Florida Man accused of stabbing roommate, went to Waffle House then called 911.
https://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2018/08/10/cape-coral-man-accused-stabbing-roommate-went-waffle-house-then-called-911-court-records/955273002/

Florida Woman high on meth ran around naked in park because she believed a giant spider was on her.
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-south-pinellas/st-petersburg/pd-florida-woman-high-on-meth-ran-around-naked-in-park-because-she-believed-giant-spider-was-on-her

Florida Woman free on bond after golf cart DUI asks judge for permission to take cruise.
https://villages-news.com/villager-free-on-bond-after-golf-cart-dui-asks-judge-for-permission-to-take-cruise/

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E015 – LIVE: Dump, Cattle, Politics, and Blackout


In Episode 15 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man takes an oily dump, a Florida woman gets corralled by cattle, a political argument gets heated, and our favorite gator wrangler is back for more. This episode was recorded live at Caloosahatchee Jack’s in Fort Myers, Florida, on Sunday, August 19, 2018.

News Sources:

Florida Man Illegally Dumped 10,000 Gallons of Used Cooking Oil
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pasco/florida-man-arrested-for-illegally-dumping-10-000-gallons-of-used-cooking-oil-deputies-say

Florida Woman Fleeing Police Gets Corralled By Cows
https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/Watch-a-herd-of-cattle-help-police-corral-a-fleeing-Florida-woman_170712759

Florida Man shot in buttocks over online political argument
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/Facebook-political-argument-ends-with-Tampa-man-shot-in-buttocks_170687114

Florida man can’t remember carrying an alligator into a liquor store
https://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2018/8/5/17653020/florida-man-brings-alligators-into-liquor-store-video

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E014 – Crash, Crack, Zap, and Splash


In Episode 14 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man plays bumper cars with the real thing, just because it’s CALLED a crack pipe, doesn’t mean that’s where you keep it, oh what a feeling when I’m dancing on the ceiling, and 7-Eleven has to deal with some really shitty customers.

News Sources

Florida man accused of causing separate hit-and-run crashes minutes apart
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-accused-of-separate-hit-and-runs-minute-apart

Florida Woman arrested at Walmart, then hid a crack pipe and drugs in her vagina
https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/She-stole-from-a-St-Petersburg-Walmart-then-hid-drugs-in-body-on-way-to-jail-police-say_170515853

Florida man shocked while attempting parkour on power pole
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/florida-man-shocked-while-attempting-parkour-on-power-pole

Florida Man dumps bucket of human waste inside 7-Eleven after being kicked out
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/vile-slurry-arrest-710532

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E013 – Gunfire, Identity Theft, Beer Run, and Ice Cream


In Episode 13 of Florida Men: The Podcast, gunshots rang out like a bell, grabbed my nine all I heard was shells, tell me why ain’t nothin’ but a mistake, B double E double R. U. N. with a G.A.T.O.R., and I’m your ice cream man, stop me when I’m passing by.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Jelani Dixon
  • Michael Watters
  • Robby Stratton
  • William Grappy

News Sources

Florida Man arrested after firing shots out of his car’s sunroof on a Clearwater bridge
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/Man-arrested-after-firing-shots-out-of-his-car-s-sunroof-on-a-Clearwater-bridge-police-say_170411765

Florida Man Stole IDs of a Miami Dolphin, a Tennis Pro and a Backstreet Boy
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article215442315.html

Florida Man Wielding Live Gator Chases People in Convenience Store
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/07/28/florida-man-wielding-live-gator-chases-people-in-convenience-store-video-shows.html

Florida Man Caught Trying to Steal Ice Cream Truck
http://www.fox10tv.com/story/38754565/florida-man-caught-trying-to-steal-ice-cream-truck

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E012 – Runner, Huffer, Duper, and Wanker


In Episode 12 of Florida Men: The Podcast, stand up and face the organ grinder music, looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue, the lady at the glory hole had a five-o clock shadow, and If I can’t masturbate in front of the window, nobody can.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Tina Ballard
  • Bryan Deneumostier
  • Sean Humberson
  • Kenneth Haskins

News Sources

FOLLOW-UP: Florida Woman Whose Monkey Bit Home Depot Worker in Custody After Fleeing State
https://www.mypalmbeachpost.com/news/local/new-florida-woman-whose-monkey-bit-home-depot-worker-custody-after-fleeing-state/7J1UQR3rtaqCwnsjf4fNCL/

Florida Man Caught Huffing at Walmart, had Seven Cans Around Him
https://www.ajc.com/news/national/florida-man-caught-huffing-walmart-had-seven-cans-around-him/n33v4flKbks8ApyXN7VLYL/

Florida Man Posed as Housewife and Filmed Himself Having Sex With Men
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Man-Secretly-Recorded-Himself-Having-Sex-Released-Videos-to-Porn-Sites-488566231.html

Florida Man Sets Apartment Fire Because Manager Told Him To Stop Masturbating
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kenneth-haskins-apartment-fire-masturbation_n_4724538

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