E032 – Three Grumpy Grinches, Two Pervy Santas, and a Snowbird in a Palm Tree


Merry Christmas! While we spend the day at the beach (that’s what the rest of the country does on Xmas day, right?) you can enjoy these Florida Man stories with some holiday cheer.

In Episode 32 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Santa’s helper gets a shiny new set of bracelets, A Florida grinch tries to swipe some decorations, Santa takes a trip to the drug store naked, and a couple of Florida kids who got coal in their stockings grow up to ruin it for the next generation. Recorded before a live audience at Caloosahatchee Jack’s in Fort Myers, Florida on December 9th, 2018.

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News Sources:

Florida Man strolled through South Beach Walgreens wearing only a santa hat and boots
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article222338960.html

Florida Man caught on camera trying to steal Christmas inflatables
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/broward/man-caught-on-camera-trying-to-steal-christmas-inflatables-in-tamarac

Florida Man arrested trying to play Santa
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/trending-now/caught-redsuited-sex-offender-arrested-for-trying-to-play-santa-deputies-say/879978316

Florida Woman Forced to Take Down ‘Bah, humbug’ display
https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20181204/woman-told-to-deep-six-holly-hill-bah-humbug-display

Florida man screams ‘Santa isn’t real’ at Christmas Festival
https://www.newsweek.com/video-florida-man-goes-christmas-festival-giant-sign-screams-santa-isnt-real-1244995

Florida woman, fighting to keep painting of Virgin Mary on mobile home
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-85-fighting-property-management-to-keep-painting-of-virgin-mary-on-mobile-home

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E031 – Pippen, Pyro, Panties, and Plunderer


In Episode 31 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida comedian takes a Bull by the horns, a Florida man’s website is the bomb, a Florida woman gives her UberEats customer something extra with his order, and a Florida man is the worst shoplifter ever.

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News Sources:

Florida Woman Sued by Scottie Pippen for Trashing a Rental Property
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article222654670.html

Florida Man Stockpiled Nearly Four Tons of Explosives
https://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article223016455.html

Florida Woman Gives Tourist ‘Disgusting’ Delivery After Ordering from UberEats
http://wutv29.com/news/offbeat/florida-man-says-he-received-dirty-underwear-in-uber-eats-delivery

Florida Man Arrested for Shoplifting After Job Interview at Kohl’s
https://www.mysuncoast.com/2018/12/08/florida-man-arrested-shoplifting-after-job-interview/

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E030 – Vodka Thief, Stabby Farter, Mall Ninjas, and Plane Crash


In Episode 30 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man bogarts all the booze, a Florida woman pulls a knife on a man for fart-shaming her, a Florida man is attacked by mall ninjas, and a Florida woman is in a hit and run with a plane.

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News Sources:

Florida man was upset that his buddy was chugging all his vodka. The situation escalated.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article222330995.html

Florida woman pulls knife on man who confronted her about farting
https://www.wtol.com/2018/11/28/florida-woman-pulls-knife-man-who-confronted-her-about-farting/

Florida Man was slashed with sword on Thanksgiving by his wife and her boyfriend
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/wife-of-man-slashed-with-sword-on-thanksgiving-arrested-police-say/879348877

Florida woman charged with DUI after crashing into fence, hitting airplane
https://www.autoblog.com/2018/12/03/florida-woman-accused-of-hit-and-run-with-an-airplane/

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E029 – Potato Rager, Python Catcher, Maggot Snatcher, and Dream Liar


In Episode 29 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man gets hangry over an undercooked potato, a Florida man gets the best of a record-breaking python, a Florida thief gets a box full of worms, and a Florida woman tries to hypnotize an accident victim.

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News Sources:

Florida man repeatedly stabbed woman in head with fork because his baked potato was hard
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-repeatedly-stabbed-woman-head-fork-because-his-baked-potato-was-1232491

Florida Man grabs 17-foot python near levee, has bite marks and photos to prove it
https://www.naplesnews.com/story/news/local/environment/2018/11/08/florida-man-catches-burmese-python-miami-dade-17-feet-5-inches/1928023002/

Florida woman steals box of bugs from doorstep and is caught on camera
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article222082855.html

Florida woman arrested for DUI tried to convince injured victim it was all just a dream
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-east-hillsborough/brandon/-you-are-dreaming-florida-woman-arrested-for-dui-tried-to-convince-injured-victim-he-was-dreaming

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