Month: January 2019

E037 – Machete, Rolex, Syringes, and Chill Pills


In Episode 37 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man tries to kill his neighbor with Kindness, a Florida woman plays hide and seek with stolen Rolexes, a Florida man plays hide and seek with 3 syringes, and a Florida woman has no chill.

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News Sources:

Florida Man Tries To Kill His Neighbor With Kindness, His Machete
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article224512290.html

Florida Woman Stashed Five Stolen Rolexes Inside Her Body
http://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/01/14/stolen-rolex-watches-found-during-strip-search-florida-woman/

Florida Man Says 3 Syringes Found In His Rectum Aren’t His, Claims To Not Know How They Got There
https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/clearwater-man-denies-3-syringes-found-in-his-rectum-are-his/1691775047

Florida woman pulls gun at salon after being told to take a ‘chill pill’
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/39789097/florida-woman-pulls-gun-told-to-take-chill-pill-in-cape-coral

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

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E036 – Three Hungry Criminals and a Hide & Seek Loser


In Episode 36 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man eats a cop’s car, a Florida Woman eats a cop’s dinner, another Florida Woman beats her parents because they won’t take her to dinner, and a Florida Man loses a game of hide & seek with deputies.

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News Sources:

Florida Man chews up police car after arrest
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/01/11/florida-man-chews-up-police-car-seat-cocaine-arrest/

Florida Woman Breaks Into Police Station, Eats Officer’s Food, Is Arrested After Leaving ID Behind
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-breaks-police-station-eats-officers-chicken-and-asparagus-gets-1286157

Florida woman attacks parents after they refuse to take her to Outback
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/palm-beach-county/florida-woman-attacks-parents-after-they-refuse-to-take-her-to-outback

Florida Man arrested after failing to convince deputies he wasn’t home
https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/fugitive-arrested-after-failing-at-tricking-flagler-deputies-he-isnt-home/77-331dc47e-b809-4a75-8829-440c62bd03b1

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

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E035 – Time Traveler, Tricycle Thief, Tricycling Thief, and a Vampire Hunter


In Episode 35 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man falls victim to a malfunctioning flux capacitor, a Future Florida Woman steals a tricycle, a current Florida woman robs a mailman while riding a tricycle and a Florida Man tries to burn the vampires out of his house.

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News Sources:

Florida man crashes car into building during unsuccessful time travel attempt
https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/local/2015/12/24/time-traveling-florida-man-crashes-car-building/77897760/

Florida toddler steals a tricycle
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/miami-dade/3-year-old-seriously-hurt-after-crashing-motorcycle-into-fence-police-say

Florida Woman claims to be God, commits armed robbery, attempts escape on tricycle
https://www.naplesnews.com/story/news/crime/2018/12/23/woman-claims-god-robs-postal-truck-fake-pistol-deputies-say/2401858002/

Florida Man screamed about vampires before burning down his house
https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20181224/police-man-screamed-about-vampires-before-burning-down-daytona-house

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pf-MNs5sMZnWTUJqp4CVPTN81lA7UXl69fk6rFMGgAg/edit?usp=sharing

Axis of Awesome: Four Chord Song on YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOlDewpCfZQ

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E034 – Ice Cream Addict, Straw Man, Unlucky Mugger, and Bathroom Bangers


In Episode 34 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a McDonald’s customer pulls a gun in the drive-thru, a McDonald’s employee doesn’t pull any punches in the dining room, a Florida mugger picks the worst possible victim, and a Florida woman cock-blocks her brother.

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News Sources:

Florida Man pulls gun at McDonald’s, angry over broken ice cream machine
http://cbs12.com/news/local/man-pulls-gun-at-mcdonalds-angry-over-broken-ice-cream-machine

Florida man arrested for attacking McDonald’s employee over not getting a straw
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pinellas/florida-man-arrested-for-attacking-mcdonalds-employee-over-not-getting-a-straw-police-say

Florida Man Attacks World Champion kickboxer in parking lot
https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/west-palm-beach/world-champion-kickboxer-fights-back-when-attacked-in-parking-lot-off-okeechobee-blvd

Florida Man has sex in bathroom, wrecks Xmas decorations
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/12/24/xmas-decoration-destroying-grinch-gets-groove-potty/2270908002/

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pf-MNs5sMZnWTUJqp4CVPTN81lA7UXl69fk6rFMGgAg/edit?usp=sharing

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E033 – Burger John, McWeed, Alien Archer, and Cannibal


In Episode 33 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man seeks alternate payment arrangements with a sex worker, another Florida Man seeks alternate payment arrangements at McDonald’s, a naked Florida Man hiding from aliens takes a bullet, and a Florida Cannibal breaks into his neighbor’s house and refuses to leave.

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News Sources:

Florida man offered to pay for oral sex from undercover officer with hamburger
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/hamburger-hooker-287593

Florida man tries to trade pot for munchies at McDonald’s drive-thru
https://www.theledger.com/news/20181217/oops-florida-man-tries-to-trade-pot-for-munchies-at-mcdonalds-drive-thru

Naked Florida man armed with crossbow claimed aliens were after him
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/2018/12/12/naked-florida-man-crossbow-who-claimed-aliens-were-after-him-shot-deputy/2292792002/

Florida man breaks into neighbor’s home while his is on fire
https://www.cbs17.com/news/check-this-out/cannibal-corpse-guitarist-arrested-for-burglary-as-ammo-explodes-inside-his-burning-home/1654750287

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