E039 – Pork Slap, Hippo Attack, Jerk Store, and Cat Lady

In Episode 39 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man gets slapped in the face with some hard meat, Florida Woman pisses off a hippopotamus, Florida Man got really excited at Dollar General, and a Florida Woman is a crazy cat lady.

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News Sources:

Florida Woman arrested for throwing frozen pork chop at boyfriend
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/pork-chop-battery-780129

Florida Woman attacked by an angry hippo during Zimbabwe vacation
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6653199/Florida-woman-37-speaks-attacked-angry-hippo-dream-Zimbabwe-vacation.html

Florida Man accused of openly masturbating in Dollar General
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/orange-county-corrections-officer-accused-of-openly-masturbating-in-dollar-general/911239873?fbclid=IwAR0VxfOwp3bt1JgXaeqdKN-YfnS7hbHNJVp0k79uMsH1M-0KDfTAVU4Kx-o

Florida Woman hides in cat cage after hitting dog walker with his own flashlight
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/florida-woman-hides-in-cat-cage-after-hitting-dog-walker-with-flashlight-police-say/912756289

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults


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