Month: March 2019

E045 – Commode Critter, Spider Stealer, Machete Mama, and Birthday Billboard



In Episode 45 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man is surprised to find an uninvited guest in his bathroom, Florida Man, Florida Man stealing beer that’s in a can, lookout, here comes Florida Man, Florida Woman wigs out at the hair salon, and a couple of Florida Men crowdsource their dad’s birthday present.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida Man On His Lunch Break Finds a Two-Foot-Long Green Surprise in His Toilet
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article227819454.html

Florida Man/Spider-Man Mashup Steals Liquor and Cigarettes
https://kfiam640.iheart.com/content/2019-03-15-florida-man-disguised-as-spider-man-steals-liquor-and-cigarettes/

Florida Man Throws Pancake Batter at Florida Woman
http://www.nbc12.com/2019/03/18/thrown-pancake-batter-leads-battery-charges-florida-man/

Florida Woman Threatened Hair Salon Employees with a Machete, Then It Got Worse
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40114613/florida-woman-threatened-hair-salon-employees-with-a-machete-then-pooped-in-a-patrol-car

Florida Men Prank Their Dad With A Billboard Instead of a Birthday Card
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/palm-beach-county/south-florida-brothers-prank-dad-with-billboard-birthday-card

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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Pick Your Favorite Florida Men T-Shirt

Our favorite listener Heather has challenged Joel to a Florida man T-Shirt design contest. Heather submitted the two designs on the left, above, and Joel designed our Florida Men logo and Skunk Ape shirts. Joel has offered to pay Heather’s admission to the 2019 True Crime Podcast Festival in Chicago on July 13th, buy Heather dinner when she is in Florida for her honeymoon if more of you buy her shirts than his.

All four designs are available in the Florida Men Store. But hurry! The contest ends on May 17th, 2019… the anniversary of our first episode.

Heather's Sales Joel's Sales
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Updated as of 4/22/2019

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E044 – Rocket Man, Snore Shot, Demon Driver, and Minor Leaguers

Florida Men The Podcast Episode 44
Florida Men The Podcast Episode 44



In Episode 44 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man fails to launch, Florida Woman just needed a good night’s sleep, Florida Woman’s demons just needed a ride, and Florida Man makes the minor leagues.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida Man’s Attempt to Take Rocket Launcher On Flight Thwarted By TSA
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6774677/TSA-agents-non-working-grenade-launcher-luggage.html

Florida Woman Shot Boyfriend Because He Snored Too Loudly
https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/florida-woman-shot-boyfriend-because-he-snored-too-loudly-police-1.4330083

Florida Woman Stole Rental Car Because Demons Told Her To
https://abc7ny.com/florida-woman-claims-demons-told-her-to-steal-rental-car/5180081/

Florida Baseball Team Will Break a Law Every Inning for ‘Florida Man Night’
https://www.mlb.com/cut4/jacksonville-jumbo-shrimp-to-hold-florida-man-night

The Geography of America’s Mobile and ‘Stuck,’ Mapped
https://www.citylab.com/life/2019/03/mobile-stuck-us-geography-map-where-americans-moving/584083/

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E044 – Rocket Man, Snore Shot, Demon Driver, and Minor Leaguers

E043 – Burgertime, Pizza Party, Coitus Alfresco, and Backseat Bingo



In Episode 43 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Woman needs a cheeseburger, a Florida Man needs a pizza, a Florida Couple make love outdoors in the fresh air and natural surroundings of downtown Fort Myers, and another Florida Couple make love in the fresh air and natural surroundings of the back of a patrol car.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida Woman Flees Police Because She ‘Wanted a Cheeseburger’
https://www.fox4now.com/news/local-news/woman-flees-police-in-cape-coral-because-she-wanted-a-cheeseburger

Florida Man Ends Standoff for Slice of Pizza
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/2019/02/27/florida-man-ends-police-standoff-slice-pizza-man-accused-harassing-family-coldplay-lyrics-threats/3003683002/

Florida Man and Florida Woman Arrested for Throwing Concrete Through Each Other’s Car Windows in Pasco County
https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/couple-arrested-for-throwing-concrete-through-each-other-s-car-windows-in-pasco/1825729455

Florida Man and Florida Woman Arrested for Having Sex In Public (Again)
https://www.fox4now.com/news/local-news/two-arrested-for-having-sex-in-public-near-childrens-parade-in-fort-myers

Florida Cop Suspended After Allegedly Allowing Suspects to Give Each Other Hand Jobs
https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/florida-cop-suspended-after-allegedly-allowing-suspects-to-give-each-other-hand-jobs/

Rep. Matt Gaetz Twitter
https://twitter.com/mattgaetz

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

Continue reading E043 – Burgertime, Pizza Party, Coitus Alfresco, and Backseat Bingo

E042 – Coin Counter, Jilted Lover, Snake Handler, and Toilet Tosser



In Episode 42 of Florida Men: The Podcast, those coin counting machines at the supermarket are a real ripoff, yet another Florida Woman can’t handle rejection, a Florida Man shows his snake off to onlookers at the beach, and a Florida Man don’t need no education.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida Man Steals $33,000 In Rare Coins, Cashes Them Them In At Supermarket Coin Counting Machines
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20190222/did-rare-stolen-coins-end-up-in-supermarket-change-machine-victim-wonders

Florida Woman, “Naked And Belligerent”, Attacks Boyfriend for Refusing Sex
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/belligerent-sans-clothes-294065

Florida Man Accused Of Slapping Woman With Bowl Of Chili In Fight Over New Boyfriend
https://www.wftv.com/news/trending-now/man-accused-of-slapping-woman-with-bowl-of-chili-in-fight-over-new-boyfriend-police-say/922374277

Florida Man Arrested For Throwing Cookie At Girlfriend
https://www.wivb.com/news/national/florida-man-arrested-for-throwing-cookie-at-girlfriend/1810345753

Florida man throws pizza slice at his mom during argument
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-man-throws-pizza-slice-at-his-mom-during-argument-deputies-say/67-01e8e6f4-f109-4cad-a6a5-6360cd59e343

Florida Man Carrying Rattlesnake Told Police He Is An ‘Agent Of God’
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-homeless-man-rattlesnake-agent-god-1335148

Reply All Episode #135 Robocall: Bang Bang
https://www.gimletmedia.com/reply-all/135-the-robocall-conundrum

Suggested by Listener Caleb: Florida Man Threw Toilet Through Window at East St Louis Board of Education Building
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/trending-now/toilet-tosser-trapped-in-illinois-police-say/924215743

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

Joel & Phil’s Appearance on The Rob and Slim Show
https://robandslim.podbean.com/e/rob-and-slim-193/

Continue reading E042 – Coin Counter, Jilted Lover, Snake Handler, and Toilet Tosser