E050 – Death Threats, Crack Cocaine, Squirt Gun, and Thin Skinned Muse


In Episode 50 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man isn’t too good at keeping secrets from the police, Florida Men are a couple of assholes, Florida Man is pissed off, so Florida Woman gets pissed on, and a Florida Man’s new hit song lands him in jail.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

  • Robert Girolamo, Jr.
  • Matthew Nero
  • Alexa Powers
  • Michael Burke
  • Joel William Benjamin
  • Matthew Joseph Erris
  • Robert Mirabella
  • Antonio Mosely

News Sources:

Florida Man Inmate Accused Of Trying To Mail Mom Letter Threatening To Kill People
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-inmate-accused-of-trying-to-mail-mom-letter-threatening-to-kill-people/67-dac9c659-6508-46eb-b9ca-6d3a52cbc16d

Florida Man Hides Drugs In His Butt Crack
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40329793/florida-man-hides-drugs-in-his-butt-crack

Florida Man Strips Naked And Poops In Naples Family’s Yard
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40302821/man-strips-naked-and-poops-in-naples-familys-yard

Florida Man Shoots Woman With Water Gun Filled With His Own Urine
https://www.tampabay.com/florida/2019/04/15/gulfport-man-uses-squirt-gun-to-shoot-his-urine-at-a-woman-walking-her-dog-police-say/

Plastic Straws No More – Official Ban Begins At Walt Disney World As Paper Straws Are In Place Everywhere http://doctordisney.com/2019/04/21/plastic-straws-no-more-official-ban-begins-at-walt-disney-world-as-paper-straws-are-in-place-everywhere/

Florida Man Impersonating Officer Pulls Over Undercover Cop
https://www.wjbf.com/news/weird-news/florida-man-impersonating-officer-pulls-over-undercover-cop/1941529827

Florida Man Busted For Singing Dirty Song To Neighbor
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/crooner-gets-cuffed-279503

Patreon Exclusive: 65-year-old Florida Woman Fights Off Half-naked Attacker With Bat
https://www.wkyt.com/content/news/508701482.html

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA


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