Month: May 2019

E060 – Listener Quickie: Drawbridge Daredevils


In Episode 60 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Dana for the story submission!

Texas Men Die Attempting To Jump Open Pontoon Bridge In Louisiana
https://www.wafb.com/2019/05/24/two-men-die-after-attempting-jump-black-bayou-bridge/

Black Bayou Bridge Aerial View
https://tinyurl.com/BlackBayouBridge

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E059 – General Lee, Ta-Ta Tablets, Comedy C-ckblocker, and Costume Crook


In Episode 59 of Florida Men: The Podcast, two Florida Men lead police on high speed chases, one in a patrol car and the other in the General Lee, Florida Woman finds yet another place to hide drugs on her person, Florida Man goes to a comedy club but can’t take a joke, and a Florida Man steals from the happiest place on Earth.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Oswald Pereira
  • Rachel Newbury
  • Shane Jensen
  • Kyle Jamison Jones
  • Ken Freeman
  • Patrick Allen Spikes
  • Issac Woodard
News Sources:

Florida Man Torched Ex-wife’s House Before Fleeing In Replica of General Lee
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arson-general-lee-oswald-pereira-jockey-1426960

Florida Woman  Brought Drugs Into Jail Between Her Breasts Because She “Forgot They Were There”
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/contraband/woman-forgets-about-pill-stash-016239

Shirtless Florida Man Leads Troopers On 149 MPH Chase In Stolen FHP Cruiser
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Video-Shirtless-Florida-Man-Steals-FHP-Vehicle-Leads-150-MPH-Chase-510133891.html

Florida Man Slaps Girlfriend’s Face With Cheeseburger
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Martin-County-Man-Slaps-Girlfriend-Cheeseburger-Battery-509935711.html

Florida Man Calls 911 After ‘Middle Eastern’ Comment Made at Comedy Show
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40474078/audience-member-calls-911-after-middle-eastern-comment-made-at-comedy-show-in-naples

Florida Man Man Threatens To Behead 6 Police Officers, Eat Their Eyes And Tongues
https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2019/05/19/man-threatens-behead-six-melbourne-police-officers-eat-their-eyes-and-tongues/3732017002/

Florida Man Arrested for Stealing $14K in Costumes from Disney World
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/crime/os-ne-patrick-spikes-arrested-disney-buzzy-20190518-jylgndquszh2nmgzv736tc43si-story.html

Bears ransack and destroy a family’s SUV in Golden Gate Estates
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40511723/bears-ransacked-and-destroyed-a-familys-suv-in-golden-gate-estates

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Gives Himself A Makeover to Escape From Cops
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article230590434.html

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E058 – Listener Quickie: Panty Raider


In Episode 58 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Cassandra for the story submission!

Woman In Only Bra And Panties Arrested After Breaking Into 2 Homes, Assaulting Resident
https://www.lehighvalleylive.com/news/2019/04/woman-in-only-bra-and-panties-arrested-after-breaking-into-2-williams-township-homes-assaulting-resident-police-say.html

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E057 – Nude Baller, Foot Driver, A$$ Eater, and Syringe Stasher


In Episode 57 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man can’t dribble with all those restrictive clothes, Florida Man wants the whole world to know his favorite kink, the drunken smelly Florida Man asking to see your papers is NOT really an FBI agent, and Florida Woman is our new syringe-stashing record holder.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Jordan Glen Anderson
  • Leonard Olsen
  • Dillon Shane Webb
  • David Ayers
  • Kristian Dudley
  • Jaymie Wescott
  • William Frank Hoffman
News Sources:

Florida Man Arrested For Playing Basketball Completely Naked At Park To ‘Enhance His Skills’
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-playing-basketball-naked-park-improve-his-skills-1424567

Florida Man Speeds Down Highway While Standing Out Of Sunroof, Says He’d Rather Go To Jail Than Home To His Wife
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/05/12/florida-man-highway-standing-out-sunroof/

Florida Man Arrested for “I EAT ASS” Sticker On His Pickup Truck
https://www.cltampa.com/news-views/florida-news/article/21068217/dashcam-footage-shows-cop-struggling-for-reasons-to-arrest-florida-man-with-i-eat-ass-sticker-on-his-truck

Dillon Webb’s GoFundMe Campaign
https://www.gofundme.com/f/dillon-webb-arrested-for-not-removing-sticker

Florida Man Arrested After Allegedly Stealing Truck Full Of Coffins 
https://www.newsweek.com/stolen-truck-caskets-david-ayers-florida-highway-patrol-1424681

Florida Man Posing As FBI Agent Dumps Live Catfish On Family’s Driveway
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article230357524.html

Florida Woman Arrested In Burger King Bathroom With 7 Syringes Hidden In Her Vagina
https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/woman-arrested-in-burger-king-bathroom-with-7-syringes-inside-body-deputies-say/1992111140

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Chews Up Lit Cigarette, Spits Pieces On Deputies During Arrest
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40467205/florida-man-chews-up-lit-cigarette-spits-pieces-on-deputies-during-arrest

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E056 – Listener Quickie: Kooky Spook


In Episode 56 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Brian for the story submission!

Woman Tried To Trespass On CIA Grounds While Asking To Speak To ‘Agent Penis’, Police Say
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/cia-trespass-arrest-agent-penis-virginia-langley-police-jennifer-hernandez-a8902436.html

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E055 – Tattoos, Yoga Pants, Concealed Weapons, and Sex On The Beach


In Episode 55 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a misspelled word was the least troubling thing about a Florida Man’s tattoo, Yoga Pants can’t hide what a Florida Woman was smuggling, Florida Man mows right into a police car, and Sex on the Beach isn’t just a drink for a Florida Couple.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Brandon Dwayne Hayley
  • Lucian “Luke” Evans
  • Brett “Wolf” Singleton
  • Mary “Beth” Durham
  • JanCarlos Torres
  • Gary Wayne Anderson
  • Brian Vazquez
  • Ashley Dobbins
News Sources:

Florida Men Forcibly Tattoo Slur On Man’s Neck — Spell It Wrong
https://www.ocala.com/news/20190501/cops-group-forcibly-tattoo-slur-on-mans-neck—spell-it-wrong

Florida Man Fleeing Police Orders Lyft When Car Gets A Flat
https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2019/05/01/fleeing-driver-orders-lyft-when-car-gets-flat-florida-police-say

Florida Woman Pulls Gator From Her Yoga Pants During A Traffic Stop
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40424775/florida-woman-pulls-gator-from-her-pants-during-charlotte-county-traffic-stop

Florida Man Shot When Wife Drops Purse In Publix Checkout
https://www.wfla.com/1980908768

Florida Man Charged With DUI After Crashing Lawn Mower Into Police Cruiser
https://www.theledger.com/news/20190506/haines-city-police-man-charged-with-dui-after-crashing-lawn-mower-into-police-cruiser

Florida Couple Arrested For Having Sex On The Beach
https://www.wkrg.com/news/northwest-florida/pensacola-couple-arrested-for-having-sex-on-the-beach/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Accused Of Beating Girlfriend For Drinking ‘the Last Of His Vodka’
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-man-accused-of-beating-girlfriend-for-drinking-the-last-of-his-vodka/

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E054 – Listener Quickie: Naked Knocker


In Episode 54 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to April for the story submission!

Naked Man Throwing Rocks At Cars Arrested In Denison, Texas
https://www.kxii.com/content/news/Naked-man-throwing-rocks-at-cars-arrested-in-Denison-509116231.html

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E053 – Gator Wrestler, Mattress Stabbers, Inky Groper, and Tractor Stalker


In Episode 53 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man tries to throw a 7-foot gator out of his backyard, Florida Man thinks his girlfriend is hiding someone in their bedroom, Florida Man tries to dip his fingers in the sheriff’s office ink but is caught red handed, and Florida Man is so busy breaking into stores that he needs to hire an assistant.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
    • Ed Chapman
    • Felipe Oquendo
    • Amber L. Grace
    • Jack Dylan Evans
    • Danny Lee Stewart
    • George Zimmerman
News Sources:

Florida Man, 80, Wrangles Gator In Backyard Before Calling Cops
https://wsvn.com/news/local/sw-miami-dade-man-80-wrangles-gator-in-backyard-before-calling-cops/

A Florida Man Stabbed His Mattress With His Bedpost. Cops Say Meth May Have Been Involved.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article229727819.html

Florida Woman Slapped Man and Stabbed the Bed He Was Laying In to ‘Shock’ Him
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article229805374.html

Florida Man Gropes Fingerprint Technician While Being Booked For Disorderly Conduct
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-gropes-fingerprint-technician-after-being-arrested-disorderly-1402352

Florida Man tries to keep his wife from leaving him, with a tractor
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-tractor-wife-danny-lee-stewart-walton-county-sheriffs-office-1398854

Florida Man Breaks Into Office, Leaves Sign In Window Saying ‘Secretary Wanted, $17/Hour’
https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/04/29/florida-man-breaks-into-office-leaves-sign-window-saying-secretary-wanted-hour/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Tinder Bans George Zimmerman From Dating App, Citing User Safety
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/george-zimmerman-banned-from-tinder_n_5cbc9eb0e4b06605e3efea7d

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E052 – Listener Quickie: Canadian Carjacker


In Episode 52 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Bart for the story submission!

Canadian Carjacker Shoots Himself In Leg
https://thestarphoenix.com/news/crime/alleged-car-thief-shoots-himself-in-leg

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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