June, 2019 | Florida Men: The Podcast

E066 – Listener Quickie: Sweaty Sodas

In Episode 66 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Thomas for the story submission!

News Sources:

Suspected Walmart Thief Hid In Trunk, Covered Herself In Mountain Dew
https://jocoreport.com/shoplifting-suspect-found-hiding-in-trunk-of-car-drenched-in-mountain-dew/

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E065 – Chicken Coop, Circle K-P, Alexa Assassin, and Gym Jerk

In Episode 65 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man shows New York what Florida Man is all about, up close and personal, Florida Man makes a pit stop at a convenience store, Florida Man is Siri-ous about hating his wife’s friend, Alexa, and Florida Man passes the ketchup to his girlfriend.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

John Mehne
John Toddy
Peter Wagman
Terrance J. Peterson
Arthur L. Disbrow
Natasha Ethel Bagley
Genesis Peguero

News Sources:

Naked Florida Man Who Crashed A Stolen Car Then Evaded Chasing Police Found In Chicken Coop After Killing Family Dog
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-john-mehne-new-york-state-police-chicken-coop-police-chase-1442705

Naked Florida Man Arrested After Urinating On Convenience Store Doors
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40615840/naked-florida-man-arrested-after-urinating-on-convenience-store-doors

Florida Man Disrupts Restaurant, Tells Officers ‘go To Dunkin’ Donuts’
https://www.winknews.com/2019/06/09/florida-man-disrupts-restaurant-tells-officers-go-to-dunkin-donuts/

Florida Man Arrested For Covering Sleeping Girlfriend In Ketchup
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-covering-sleeping-girlfriend-ketchup-thats-what-you-get-bh-1442215

Florida Woman Calls Cops On Her Husband After He Shot Her Amazon Alexa
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article231341443.html

Florida Man Says Woman At Gym ‘Liked It’ When He Masturbated
http://www.brevardtimes.com/2019/06/florida-man-says-woman-at-gym-liked-it-when-he-masturbated/

Florida Man Tries Blowtorch To Open ATM, Welds It Shut Instead
https://weartv.com/news/offbeat/florida-thief-takes-blowtorch-to-atm-welds-it-shut-instead

Patreon Exclusive Story:
Woman Arrested For Assaulting Burger King Manager When Request For Free Fries Was Denied
https://www.wptv.com/news/state/woman-arrested-for-assaulting-burger-king-manager-when-request-for-free-fries-was-denied-police

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July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E065 – Chicken Coop, Circle K-P, Alexa Assassin, and Gym Jerk

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

John Mehne
John Toddy
Peter Wagman
Terrance J. Peterson
Arthur L. Disbrow
Natasha Ethel Bagley
Genesis Peguero

News Sources:

Naked Florida Man Arrested After Urinating On Convenience Store Doors
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40615840/naked-florida-man-arrested-after-urinating-on-convenience-store-doors

Florida Man Disrupts Restaurant, Tells Officers ‘go To Dunkin’ Donuts’
https://www.winknews.com/2019/06/09/florida-man-disrupts-restaurant-tells-officers-go-to-dunkin-donuts/

Florida Man Arrested For Covering Sleeping Girlfriend In Ketchup
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-covering-sleeping-girlfriend-ketchup-thats-what-you-get-bh-1442215

Florida Woman Calls Cops On Her Husband After He Shot Her Amazon Alexa
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article231341443.html

Florida Man Says Woman At Gym ‘Liked It’ When He Masturbated
http://www.brevardtimes.com/2019/06/florida-man-says-woman-at-gym-liked-it-when-he-masturbated/

Florida Man Tries Blowtorch To Open ATM, Welds It Shut Instead
https://weartv.com/news/offbeat/florida-thief-takes-blowtorch-to-atm-welds-it-shut-instead

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E064 – Listener Quickie: Ball Buster

In Episode 64 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Patti for the story submission!

News Sources:

Florida Woman Squeezes Man’s Testicles So Hard They Bleed
http://www.brevardtimes.com/2019/06/florida-woman-squeezes-mans-testicles-so-hard-they-bleed/amp/

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E063 – Machete Mama, Swine Sauna, Fleeing Flaunter, and Parking Potshots

In Episode 63 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Woman channels her inner samurai, a Florida Couple try to bake a ham in their car, a Florida Man finds out that you shouldn’t taunt the cops you’re running from, and a Florida Woman isn’t happy to see you, and no, that isn’t a banana, either.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

Victoria Lynn Morley
Trinity Tavarez-Soto
Mark Gray
Valerie Branch-Galloway
Cody Cummins
Nicholas Carlmann Jones
Jasmine Cuyler
Solomon Stinson
Damian Dean Cantrell

News Sources:

Florida Woman Accused Of Wielding 2 Machetes, Threatening Bar Patrons With Them
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-woman-accused-of-wielding-2-machetes-threatening-bar-patrons-with-them/67-3b18df11-3a27-4012-892f-525207fb8210

Florida Couple Arrested At A Mall For Leaving Small Pig Inside Hot Car
https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/two-arrested-at-a-mall-in-florida-for-leaving-small-pig-inside-hot-car/77-4dce5688-1dc4-49e5-8998-ae91a69e5ba9

Florida Woman Whipped Stepson With A Belt 30 Times For Tardiness
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/stepmom-delivers-licks-527190

Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing corn cob at mom’s head
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-throwing-corn-cob-mom

Florida Man Calls 911 And Brags About Running From Cops, Gets Caught
https://triblive.com/news/world/florida-man-brags-about-running-from-cops-eventually-gets-caught/

Florida Woman Caught Smuggling 9 Cell Phones Into Prison, In Her Underwear
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40557379/charlotte-correctional-institution-employee-caught-with-9-cell-phones-in-her-underwear

Florida Man Exchanges Gunfire With Police Over A Parking Space
https://www.ibtimes.com/florida-police-elderly-man-exchange-gunfire-over-parking-space-2797299

Florida Man Pours Salt In Walmart To Get Rid Of Evil Spirits Around Him
https://cbs12.com/news/local/man-pours-salt-in-walmart-to-get-rid-of-evil-spirits

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July 13, 2019
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E062 – Listener Quickie: Canadian Cheese Caper

In Episode 62 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Karen for the story submission!

News Sources:

Cheese Wheel Thieves Strike A 3rd Time At Ontario Grocery Store
https://www.insidehalton.com/news-story/9369497-cheese-wheel-thieves-strike-a-3rd-time-at-burlington-grocery-store/

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July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E061 – Bedpost Baseball, Bike Bonfire, Boulevard BJ, and Burger Boy Bathtime

In Episode 61 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man has no idea why officers would pull him over for crashing during a 140-mph chase, Florida Woman beats her wife with a bedpost for washing the weed without using the “delicates” cycle, Florida Man burns a bike bought by his boo’s brand new boyfriend, and a Florida Man gets “distracted” by his passenger while driving.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

Scott Patrick Sorenson
Ashley Perkins
David Leroy Knutson
Belinda Ahwach
Alicia Hodge
Linda Sue Morgan
Rhonda Koppenhoefer

News Sources:

Florida Man Caught In Police Chase After 140 mph Crash Is Baffled When Pulled Over And Arrested For Drunk Driving
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7074487/Florida-man-caught-police-chase-140mph-crash-baffled-pulled-over.html

Louisiana Woman In Florida Allegedly Beat Her Wife With Bedpost Over Missing Marijuana
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2019/05/24/srso-louisiana-woman-beat-wife-bedpost-over-missing-marijuana/1223382001/

Florida Man Accused Of Torching Love Rival’s Harley
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-bronson-harley-davidson-fire-gas-station-fight-david-leroy-1433601

Florida Dairy Queen Employees Brawl Over Mistreatment By Manager
https://weartv.com/news/offbeat/fight-breaks-out-at-dairy-queen-store-manager-throws-hot-grease-05-25-2019

Florida Woman Arrested For Calling 911 Because Car Was Leaking Oil On Her Driveway
https://www.wkrg.com/news/national/florida-woman-arrested-for-calling-911-because-car-was-leaking-oil-on-her-driveway/2027347003

Florida Man Runs Red Light While Receiving Sex Act From Florida Woman
https://cbs12.com/news/local/report-driver-runs-red-light-while-receiving-sex-act-woman-charged

Florida Man Takes Bath In Kitchen Sink At Wendy’s On Viral Video
https://www.wftv.com/news/what-the-florida/video-appears-to-show-man-taking-bath-in-kitchen-sink-of-florida-wendys/951831195

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Bitten by Python Lurking in the Toilet
https://coralspringstalk.com/coral-springs-man-bitten-by-python-lurking-in-the-toilet-23264

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E061 – Bedpost Baseball, Bike Bonfire, Boulevard BJ, and Burger Boy Bathtime