E063 – Machete Mama, Swine Sauna, Fleeing Flaunter, and Parking Potshots


In Episode 63 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Woman channels her inner samurai, a Florida Couple try to bake a ham in their car, a Florida Man finds out that you shouldn’t taunt the cops you’re running from, and a Florida Woman isn’t happy to see you, and no, that isn’t a banana, either.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Victoria Lynn Morley
  • Trinity Tavarez-Soto
  • Mark Gray
  • Valerie Branch-Galloway
  • Cody Cummins
  • Nicholas Carlmann Jones
  • Jasmine Cuyler
  • Solomon Stinson
  • Damian Dean Cantrell
News Sources:

Florida Woman Accused Of Wielding 2 Machetes, Threatening Bar Patrons With Them
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-woman-accused-of-wielding-2-machetes-threatening-bar-patrons-with-them/67-3b18df11-3a27-4012-892f-525207fb8210

Florida Couple Arrested At A Mall For Leaving Small Pig Inside Hot Car
https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/two-arrested-at-a-mall-in-florida-for-leaving-small-pig-inside-hot-car/77-4dce5688-1dc4-49e5-8998-ae91a69e5ba9

Florida Woman Whipped Stepson With A Belt 30 Times For Tardiness
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/stepmom-delivers-licks-527190

Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing corn cob at mom’s head
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-throwing-corn-cob-mom

Florida Man Calls 911 And Brags About Running From Cops, Gets Caught
https://triblive.com/news/world/florida-man-brags-about-running-from-cops-eventually-gets-caught/

Florida Woman Caught Smuggling 9 Cell Phones Into Prison, In Her Underwear
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40557379/charlotte-correctional-institution-employee-caught-with-9-cell-phones-in-her-underwear

Florida Man Exchanges Gunfire With Police Over A Parking Space
https://www.ibtimes.com/florida-police-elderly-man-exchange-gunfire-over-parking-space-2797299

Florida Man Pours Salt In Walmart To Get Rid Of Evil Spirits Around Him
https://cbs12.com/news/local/man-pours-salt-in-walmart-to-get-rid-of-evil-spirits

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival 
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA


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