E077 – Auto Arsonist, Lager Liar, Tower Terrorist, and Penile Pilferer


In Episode 77 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man’s wife is naked in public and that’s not the hottest part of the story, Florida Man sets a new show record for hiding drugs, another Florida Man sets a new record for drinking beer, and a Florida teen gets a head start on becoming a Florida Man.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Donald Allen Moran
  • Derick McKay
  • Michael Monahan
  • De’Erica Cooks
  • Alex Bonilla
  • Jaelyn Alexander

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News Sources:

Florida Man Accused Of Leaving Naked Wife On Side Of Highway And Setting Her Car On Fire
https://weartv.com/search/pensacola-man-leaves-wife-on-scenic-highway-naked-arrested-after-setting-her-car-on-fire

Florida Man Stuck Cocaine, Crack, Heroin And Pills In His Butt
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/deputies-florida-man-stuck-cocaine-crack-heroin-and-pills-in-his-butt/67-7d5b4ba9-30e2-4ade-b990-566a6facf34f

Florida Man Attempts to Fight Police After Downing 33 Beers
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/07/17/possible-drink-33-beers-evening/1706769001/

Florida Woman Accused of Assault Over Pizza Slice
https://www.wbrz.com/news/i-m-going-to-cut-you-florida-woman-accused-of-assault-over-pizza-slice/

A Tourist Didn’t Have a FastPass, So She Punched A Disney Employee
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/business/tourism/os-bz-disney-tourist-terror-20190722-bf3kpc65ezhftixb4pbyzq5hem-story.html

Florida Man Attacks Wife’s Lover With Scissors And Flees With His Penis
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/07/16/florida-man-cuts-off-penis-wifes-lover-scissors-police/1752177001/

Florida Teen Burglarized Vehicles While Wearing Ankle Monitor
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/weird/wtflorida/florida-teen-with-ankle-monitor-burglarized-vehicles-deputies-say/67-eb91fe8d-fc32-4d97-8e48-b1c3daab193b

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Carjacker Can’t Drive Stick Shift, Gets Arrested
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/deputies-florida-carjacker-cant-drive-stick-shift-gets-arrested/?fbclid=IwAR3A8HFv0Yj1ZPf_mAtuNcvTpWZtL7MqkL0Qkl8NbIyeoUMKg0U9Pbm3y90
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E076 – Listener Quickie: Michigan Meth Mama


In Episode 76 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel gets a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Travis for the story submission!

News Sources:

Meth Seized From ‘Body Cavity’ Leads To Arrest Of Michigan Woman
https://www.mlive.com/news/2019/07/meth-seized-from-body-cavity-leads-to-arrest-of-michigan-woman.html

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E075 – Courtroom Coprophile, Malicious Menses, Jet Jackers, and Earnest Exes


In Episode 75 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man couldn’t give two shits, but he does manage to throw one, another Florida Man DOES give a shit, a Florida football star gets robbed by two Florida Women, and a couple other Florida Women try to get revenge on their exes.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Dorleans Philidor
  • Coffii Castellion
  • Anastasia Lantier
  • Le’Veon Bell
  • Sara Searer
  • Courtney Irby
  • Joseph Carrao

Please Nominate Florida Men at PodcastAwards.com in the People’s Choice and Comedy categories right now if you haven’t already. 

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News Sources:

A Florida Man Threw His Own Feces At A Miami Judge. Then, The Jury Acquitted Him
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article231823548.html

Man Caught Performing Disgusting Act On Florida Homeowner’s Driveway
https://www.foxnews.com/us/stranger-caught-pooping-florida-driveway-ring-camera

Florida Woman, Is Arrested For Hitting A Hospital Worker ‘With A Used Sanitary Pad She Pulled From Her Underwear’
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7033849/Florida-woman-29-arrested-hitting-worker-hospital-worker-used-sanitary-pad.html

Florida Woman Accused Of Throwing Hot Coffee At A Woman In Burger King
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-woman-accused-of-throwing-hot-coffee-at-a-woman-in-burger-king/67-be164c97-dd49-433a-b44e-ada1fa59b32c

Florida Women Stole $520,000 In Jewelry From NY Jets Star Le’Veon Bell
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7168013/Jets-LeVeon-Bell-left-two-women-naked-bed-stole-520-000-jewelry-him.html

Florida Woman Allegedly Attacked Ex With Gun, Machete, ADT Sign
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article232070642.html

Florida Woman Arrested For Turning In Husband’s Guns After He Tried To Run Her Over
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-woman-arrested-for-turning-in-husbands-guns-after-he-tried-to-run-her-over

Patreon Exclusive Story: He Was Accused Of Killing Pinky The Flamingo At A Florida Theme Park. Now He’s Dead, Too
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article231960548.html Continue reading E075 – Courtroom Coprophile, Malicious Menses, Jet Jackers, and Earnest Exes

E074 – Listener Quickie: Stripclub Schoolmaster


In Episode 74 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Bill for the story submission!

News Sources:

Catholic School Principal Resigns After Arrest At Strip Club While On School Field Trip
https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/news/crime_police/article_fcfb704a-83e2-11e9-bde8-cb57655afd87.html

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E073 – Pokemon Pothead, Spidey Scrubber, Buddha Break-in, and Drink Disturbers


In Episode 73 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida cops gotta catch ’em all, Florida Man tried to break into a Buddhist temple, then things got weird, a Florida gator turns into a makeshift speed bump, and two Florida Men demonstrate why you should always keep a lid on your drinks.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Jonathan Ortiz
  • Jesus Oscar Ferrer, Jr.
  • Jack Williams
  • Richard Lewis
  • Robert Tyson

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News Sources:

Florida Man Arrested For Drug Possession While Trying To Catch Pokemon
http://www.fox35orlando.com/news/local-news/florida-man-arrested-for-drug-possession-while-trying-to-catch-pokemon

Florida Man Dressed As Spider-Man Power-Washes Roof
https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20190618/florida-man-dressed-as-spider-man-power-washes-roof/1

Florida Man Flees Buddha Temple Half Naked
https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/florida-man-flees-buddha-temple-half-naked/2089013839

Florida Man Attacks Woman With Condiment Packets For Bringing Him Wrong McDonald’s Order
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-attacks-woman-condiment-packets-bringing-him-wrong-mcdonalds-order-1447017

Florida Man Drives Semi Truck Over A 463-Pound Alligator
https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/20/us/alligator-died-semi-truck-florida-trnd/index.html
https://www.autoblog.com/2019/06/20/463-pound-12-foot-alligator-tallahassee-florida/

Florida Man Tried To Get Back At His Ex-girlfriend By Putting Lysol In Her Pickle Juice, Bleaching Her Clothes
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-volusia-county-richard-lewis-deland-police-department-poisoning-lysol-arrested-1445139

Florida Man Who Put Bodily Fluid In Female Co-Worker’s Water Mug Gets Off With No Jail Time
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/slap-on-the-wrist-water-652930

Florida Cops Search For Owner Of Prosthetic Ear Discovered On Florida Beach
https://nypost.com/2019/06/20/cops-look-for-owner-of-prosthetic-ear-found-on-florida-beach/ Continue reading E073 – Pokemon Pothead, Spidey Scrubber, Buddha Break-in, and Drink Disturbers

E072 – Listener Quickie: Pelican Puncher


In Episode 72 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Roxanne for the story submission!

News Sources:

Maryland Man Sentenced After Being Caught On Camera Tackling A Key West Pelican
https://www.foxnews.com/us/maryland-man-sentenced-after-being-caught-on-camera-tackling-a-key-west-pelican-report

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival 
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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Continue reading E072 – Listener Quickie: Pelican Puncher

E071 – Babysitting Burglar, Wiener Tweeter, Peeping Pervert, and Prom Partiers


In Episode 71 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man brings a baby to a burglary, Florida Woman’s boss pays her with his wieners, Florida Man gets pinched for flipping his license plate, and a Florida Man goes sightseeing in all the wrong places. 

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • James Giambra
  • Danielle Mamagona
  • Theodore Levy
  • Charles James Preston III
  • John Guevarra
  • Barry Alan Porterfield

Please Nominate Florida Men at PodcastAwards.com in the People’s Choice and Comedy categories right now if you haven’t already. 

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News Sources:

Florida Man Accused Of Taking 4-Year-Old On Burglary Spree
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/06/14/florida-man-accused-of-taking-4-year-old-on-burglary-spree/

Florida Woman Gets Paid In Hot Dogs
http://www.fox13news.com/we-live-here/bay-area-best-willy-yums-hot-dogs

Florida Man Loses Thumb To Jaguar
https://nypost.com/2019/06/08/florida-man-loses-thumb-to-jaguars-guillotine-door-feature/

Gainesville Man Covered In Chocolate Syrup Arrested For Domestic Battery, Criminal Mischief
https://www.wcjb.com/content/news/Man-covered-in-chocolate-syrup-arrested-for-domestic-battery-criminal-mischief–510426721.html

Florida Man Used Remote Control Device To Cover License Plate, Avoid Paying Tolls
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/fhp-florida-man-used-remote-control-device-to-cover-license-plate-avoid-paying-tolls/2053782700

Florida Man Arrested For Voyeurism For Third Time
https://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/local/2019/05/27/tallahassee-man-arrested-voyeurism-third-time/1210170001/

Florida Prom After-Party Shut Down By Deputies After ‘Enormous’ Amount Of Alcohol Found
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/crime/martin-county/2019/05/23/teen-party-shut-down-after-house-found-stocked-jello-shots-and-alcohol/1203904001/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Broke Into, Ransacked Apartment And Threatened Owner With Pliers When He Came Home
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-leesburg-jill-duell-arrested-pliers-police-department-captain-joe-iozzi-1444911

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival 
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E071 – Babysitting Burglar, Wiener Tweeter, Peeping Pervert, and Prom Partiers

E070 – Listener Quickie: German Grenade and Unauthorized Autobahn


In Episode 70 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Katja for the story submission!

News Sources:

Woman Finds Grenade – What She Does With It Shocks Experienced Police Officers
https://www.tz.de/welt/bayern-frau-findet-granate-was-sie-damit-macht-schockt-erfahrene-polizeibeamte-zr-12366334.html

Car Driver Presents Driving School Receipt Instead Of Driver’s License
https://www.tz.de/welt/paderborn-autofahrer-legt-fahrschul-quittung-statt-fuehrerschein-vor-zr-12417317.html

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival 
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E070 – Listener Quickie: German Grenade and Unauthorized Autobahn

E069 – Meth Muncher, Casino Crook, Concert Crasher, and Brazen Biker


In Episode 69 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man has a crack snack while running from cops, Florida Woman gets methed up at both ends, Florida Woman finds out why what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, and a Florida Man stealing a scooter asks the wrong person for help.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Fabricio Tueros
  • Mark Edward Welch
  • Elvia Estrada
  • Catherine Allford
  • Raymond Millwater
News Sources:

Florida Man Tells Cops, The Cocaine You See On My Nose Is Not My Cocaine
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article231380053.html

Florida Man Swallows 20 Rocks Of Crack, Leads Cops On Chase From Miami To Upper Keys
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/06/12/florida-man-swallows-20-crack-rocks-police-chase-miami-upper-keys/

Florida Woman Swallows Meth During Traffic Stop, Then Had A Heart Attack
https://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article231392943.html

Florida Man Took Cocaine And Ate Puffer Fish Liver, Ended Up In ICU
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-took-cocaine-ate-puffer-fish-liver-intensive-care-1443312

Florida Woman Accused Of Operating Casino In Her Garage
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40622324/underground-gambling-spot-busted-in-fort-myers

Florida Woman Drove Car Into Concert Crowd, Then Bundles Of Cash Fell From Under Her Dress As Deputies Closed In
https://www.mercurynews.com/2019/06/11/bundles-of-cash-fell-from-under-her-dress-as-deputies-closed-in/

Florida Man Asked Cops For Help Starting Motorcycle He’d Stolen
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/largo-man-asks-officer-to-help-start-the-scooter-police-say-he-was-trying-to-steal-20190613/#

Patreon Exclusive Story: Stowaway Snake Slithers Out Of Man’s Backpack On Trip To Hawaii From Florida
https://www.naplesnews.com/story/news/local/watercooler/2019/06/13/stowaway-snake-slithers-out-man-backpack-trip-hawaii-from-florida/1447001001/

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival 
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA Continue reading E069 – Meth Muncher, Casino Crook, Concert Crasher, and Brazen Biker