E077 – Auto Arsonist, Lager Liar, Tower Terrorist, and Penile Pilferer


In Episode 77 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man’s wife is naked in public and that’s not the hottest part of the story, Florida Man sets a new show record for hiding drugs, another Florida Man sets a new record for drinking beer, and a Florida teen gets a head start on becoming a Florida Man.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Donald Allen Moran
  • Derick McKay
  • Michael Monahan
  • De’Erica Cooks
  • Alex Bonilla
  • Jaelyn Alexander

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News Sources:

Florida Man Accused Of Leaving Naked Wife On Side Of Highway And Setting Her Car On Fire
https://weartv.com/search/pensacola-man-leaves-wife-on-scenic-highway-naked-arrested-after-setting-her-car-on-fire

Florida Man Stuck Cocaine, Crack, Heroin And Pills In His Butt
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/deputies-florida-man-stuck-cocaine-crack-heroin-and-pills-in-his-butt/67-7d5b4ba9-30e2-4ade-b990-566a6facf34f

Florida Man Attempts to Fight Police After Downing 33 Beers
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/07/17/possible-drink-33-beers-evening/1706769001/

Florida Woman Accused of Assault Over Pizza Slice
https://www.wbrz.com/news/i-m-going-to-cut-you-florida-woman-accused-of-assault-over-pizza-slice/

A Tourist Didn’t Have a FastPass, So She Punched A Disney Employee
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/business/tourism/os-bz-disney-tourist-terror-20190722-bf3kpc65ezhftixb4pbyzq5hem-story.html

Florida Man Attacks Wife’s Lover With Scissors And Flees With His Penis
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/07/16/florida-man-cuts-off-penis-wifes-lover-scissors-police/1752177001/

Florida Teen Burglarized Vehicles While Wearing Ankle Monitor
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/weird/wtflorida/florida-teen-with-ankle-monitor-burglarized-vehicles-deputies-say/67-eb91fe8d-fc32-4d97-8e48-b1c3daab193b

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Carjacker Can’t Drive Stick Shift, Gets Arrested
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/deputies-florida-carjacker-cant-drive-stick-shift-gets-arrested/?fbclid=IwAR3A8HFv0Yj1ZPf_mAtuNcvTpWZtL7MqkL0Qkl8NbIyeoUMKg0U9Pbm3y90


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