E081 – Thumb Taster, Window Waster, Door Buster, and Macaroni Mauler



In Episode 81 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man becomes a food critic, he gives a thumbs up to Cinnabon, a thumbs down to Mac & Cheese, and alligators call Florida Man: The Other White Meat.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Laurie Ann Caluwaert
  • Yesenia Casiano
  • Kimberly Jean Carroll
  • George Stubbs
  • Dustin Riley Tyrrell
  • Dale Lawrence Irwin

News Sources:

Florida Woman Busted For Using Hotel Pool, Trying To Charge Drinks To Fake Room Number

The Breakers Pool on Google Maps

Florida Man is the Alligator’s Favorite Flavor of Human

Florida Woman Bit Off Her Boyfriend’s Appendage

Florida Woman Busted Over Meat And Potatoes Beef

Florida Man Hit His Girlfriend With A Door During Argument Over A Video Game

Florida Man Throws Rock Through Wendy’s Window Because He Wanted Cinnabons

Florida Man Choked His Adult Daughter for Making Mac & Cheese

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Stopped A Man From Ending His Own Life By Reciting Linkin Park Lyrics

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org

Call 1-800-273-8255

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E079 – Groin Grabber, Confection Contaminator, Reggae Reefer, and Windpipe Wonder


In Episode 79 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Woman grabs her husband’s junk, Florida Man grabs a cop’s ass, Florida Man hides his weed somewhere the cops would totally never think to look mon, and Florida Woman adds her own flavorings to a restaurant’s ice cream inventory.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Anastacia Tasch
  • Trenton James Rich
  • Jung Soon Wypcha
  • Stephanie Workman
  • Frank O’Rouke
  • Samuel Antwoine Bryant
  • Charlie Lee
  • Jacob Hisel

News Sources:

Florida Woman’s Midnight Performance of The Nutcracker Was Not Well Liked By Her Husband

Pensacola Man Masturbating Outside Walmart Grabbed Deputy’s Rear End

Diamond Dave’s Ninja School

Florida Woman Accused of Urinating, Spitting on Restaurant Ice Cream

Florida Woman Charged With Attacking Man With Griddle After They Discussed Divorce

Florida Man Bitten By Shark While Surfing, Goes To Bar Instead Of Hospital

Florida Man Arrested After Cop Finds Marijuana Stash In His Bob Marley Backpack

Florida Man Stabbed In Throat By His Own Pool Furniture

Patreon Exclusive Story: Wanted Florida Man Gives Cops His Brother’s Name. It Didn’t Help

Florida Man D&D monster statblock

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E078 – Listener Quickie: Oklahoma Overkill


In Episode 78 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Leif and Erica for the story submission!

News Sources:

Rattlesnake, Uranium, And Whiskey Found During Oklahoma Traffic Stop
https://www.wdrb.com/news/national/rattlesnake-uranium-whiskey-found-during-traffic-stop-in-oklahoma/article_3d21172f-81b8-57dc-a120-35347e8cba05.html

Please Nominate Florida Men at PodcastAwards.com in the People’s Choice and Comedy categories right now if you haven’t already. 

While you’re there, vote for the other podcasts you love.
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