Month: August 2019

In Episode 85 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we find out the penalty for stuffing an alligator…into your yoga pants, a Florida high school finds a masked robber ripping off their vending machines, a Florida neighborhood has a problem that really stinks, and a Florida gator goes for a swim in an unusual place.

Podcast Promo:

Corpus Delicti
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/corpus-delicti/id1256792057

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

• Ariel Michelle Marchan Le Quire
• Tyrone Spong
• Stewart Gregg Smith Jr.
• Hunter Mills

News Sources:

Follow-up: Florida Woman Pulls An Alligator From Her Yoga Pants. Now A Judge Has His Say

Florida Neighborhood Is Overrun by Vomiting Vultures

Additional Vulture Story

Florida Man Facing Charges Over Cougar Escape in Florida

Masked Florida Burglar Trapped Inside the Vending Machine He Tried To Rob
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/raccoon-florida-high-school-vending-machine_n_5d55c12be4b056fafd090013

Large Alligator Swims Through Rain-Flooded Florida Street

Florida Man Tries To Sell A Stolen Bull At Auction

Florida Man Attacked By A South American Home Invader

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Does His Girlfriend Dirty

Continue reading E085 – Vomiting Vultures, Captive Cougar, Stolen Steer, and Robbing Raccoon

In Episode 83 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man finds out what happens when you let anonymous strangers into your house, Florida Man runs from the cops in a golf cart, a couple more Florida Men beat the Florida heat the only way they could think of, and Florida Woman takes on a slithering swiper.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

• Michael Hudson
• Mitchell Helton
• Gary Steven Rasmussen
• John Christian Womack
• Michael Williams
• Garlene Eiceman
• Jesse Clinton Allen

Podcast Promo by:

Brew Crime Podcast – a True Crime and Craft Beer Podcast

News Sources:

Florida Man Drives Golf Cart Through Crowd Inside Walmart

Florida Man’s Gun Stolen During Anonymous Orgy In His Home

Florida Man Pulls A Gun After Furniture Delivered Late

Florida Man Tussles With Girlfriend Who Said He’s Too Drunk To Cook Chicken

Florida Man Shows Liquor Store Clerk His Jim Beam

Florida Man Turns Nightclub Ice Machine Into A Yellow Snow Cone Maker

Florida Woman Kills 6-foot Snake That Ate Her Birds

Patreon Exclusive Story:
Florida Man Takes Furry Fetish To An Unacceptable End

Continue reading E083 – Anonymous Orgy, Liquor Store Flasher, Snake Sniper, and Walmart Joyrider

In Episode 81 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man becomes a food critic, he gives a thumbs up to Cinnabon, a thumbs down to Mac & Cheese, and alligators call Florida Man: The Other White Meat.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

• Laurie Ann Caluwaert
• Yesenia Casiano
• Kimberly Jean Carroll
• George Stubbs
• Dustin Riley Tyrrell
• Dale Lawrence Irwin

News Sources:

Florida Woman Busted For Using Hotel Pool, Trying To Charge Drinks To Fake Room Number

The Breakers Pool on Google Maps

Florida Man is the Alligator’s Favorite Flavor of Human

Florida Woman Bit Off Her Boyfriend’s Appendage

Florida Woman Busted Over Meat And Potatoes Beef

Florida Man Hit His Girlfriend With A Door During Argument Over A Video Game

Florida Man Throws Rock Through Wendy’s Window Because He Wanted Cinnabons

Florida Man Choked His Adult Daughter for Making Mac & Cheese

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Stopped A Man From Ending His Own Life By Reciting Linkin Park Lyrics

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org
Call 1-800-273-8255

Continue reading E081 – Thumb Taster, Window Waster, Door Buster, and Macaroni Mauler

In Episode 79 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Woman grabs her husband’s junk, Florida Man grabs a cop’s ass, Florida Man hides his weed somewhere the cops would totally never think to look mon, and Florida Woman adds her own flavorings to a restaurant’s ice cream inventory.

• Anastacia Tasch
• Trenton James Rich
• Jung Soon Wypcha
• Stephanie Workman
• Frank O’Rouke
• Samuel Antwoine Bryant
• Charlie Lee
• Jacob Hisel

News Sources:

Florida Woman’s Midnight Performance of The Nutcracker Was Not Well Liked By Her Husband

Pensacola Man Masturbating Outside Walmart Grabbed Deputy’s Rear End

Diamond Dave’s Ninja School

Florida Woman Accused of Urinating, Spitting on Restaurant Ice Cream

Florida Woman Charged With Attacking Man With Griddle After They Discussed Divorce

Florida Man Bitten By Shark While Surfing, Goes To Bar Instead Of Hospital

Florida Man Arrested After Cop Finds Marijuana Stash In His Bob Marley Backpack

Florida Man Stabbed In Throat By His Own Pool Furniture

Patreon Exclusive Story: Wanted Florida Man Gives Cops His Brother’s Name. It Didn’t Help

Florida Man D&D monster statblock

Continue reading E079 – Groin Grabber, Confection Contaminator, Reggae Reefer, and Windpipe Wonder