E092 – Listener Quickie: Flat Cat



In Episode 92 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a North Carolina man leaves this mortal realm in a way that leaves the rest of us asking “WTF?” Thanks to listener Kelli for sending us this Quickie story.

News Source:

Apex Man Found Dead At Bottom Of Stairs, With Dead Cat In Freezer
https://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/article234073532.html

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E091 – Cocaine Coastline, Psychic Payback, Nunchuck Ninja, and Dorian Dueler



In Episode 91 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman got a bit too rowdy after a hurricane party, Florida Man found some treasure on the beach to keep the party going, Florida Man looks for treasure that doesn’t exist, and Florida Man shows off his ninja skills that ALSO don’t exist.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Evelyn Cassiani
  • Albert Narvaez
  • Jawan Davis
  • Jordon Dunn
  • Michael Gattuso
  • Larry Adams
  • Ellen McMillion
  • Sherry Tina Uwanawich

News Sources:

Florida Woman Faces DUI, Battery Of Law Enforcement Officer Charges After Hurricane Party

Cocaine Washes Up On Melbourne Beach As Hurricane Dorian Stirs Surf

Florida Man Douses Prosecutor With Urine

Florida Men Pointed Handgun at McDonald’s Employee Over Cold Burgers

Florida ‘Psychic’ Who Promised to Lift Curse Gets Prison Time

Discovery and Travel Channels Feature Florida Men Seeking The Treasure of Gasparilla – A Pirate Who Never Existed

Florida Man Uses Roach Spray, Nunchucks To Quiet Down Neighbors

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Has Nic Fit, Gets Banned from Disney World

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E090 – Listener Quickie: Brawling Birdbrains



In Episode 90 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a British bar brawler who bashes boxers with a breathless bird’s body. Thanks to Leanne for the story!

News Source:

Man Uses Dead Pigeon ‘as Weapon’ During Street Fight

Podcast Promo:

#NoOffenseShow

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E089 – Castration Catastrophe, Flushing Failure, Meth Baseball, and Stone Cold Stunner



In Episode 89 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man is surprised when his motel room castration goes badly, another Florida Man is attacked with a machete for his shitty behavior, Florida Woman double fists some brewskis and gets ready to rumble, and yet another Florida Man hides drugs in the most obvious, but least desirable place to stash them.

Promotions:

Bad In The Boondocks

Southwest Florida True Crime Fans Meetup: Sunday September 15th

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Gary Van Ryswyk
  • Keith Mounts
  • Leslee Floyd Cox
  • Sherman Lee Brown
  • Chastity Bodnar
  • Coty Lee Havens
  • Vincent “Vinnie” Paulos Garcia
  • Richard Renney
  • Benny Barnes

News Sources:

Botched Castration During Dark Web Meet-up Leads To Florida Man’s Arrest

Florida Man Threatened To ‘Chop’ House Guest With Machete For Not Flushing Toilet

Florida Man Claiming To Be God Arrested After Touching People, Fighting With Police, Being Tased

Florida Man Hits Mcdonald’s Drive-thru Worker For Taking Too Long To Get His Food

Male Victim Says Florida Woman Crushed Two Beers, Proceeded To “Stone Cold Steve Austin My Ass”

Barefoot Florida Man Gets Tangled In Drapes During Burglary

Florida Man Who Hid Heroin Where Nobody Wants To Find It Is Sentenced

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Company Has A Used Airplane For Sale: A “Fully Functioning” F-16 Fighter Jet

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E087 – It’s Tracy! The Clown Chronicles


In Episode 87 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, We go back in the archives to bring you the answer to a question we hear about pretty frequently from our listeners. That question being, “Who the hell is Tracy, and why should she kiss Phil’s ass?”

Podcast Promo:

The MacGyver Podcast / Never Gets Old / MacGyver/SG-1 Audio Series
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-macgyver-podcast/id1073289844

News Sources:

Florida Man Wearing Clown Mask Attacks Pizza Guy and Is Shot to Death

Florida Police Departments Issue a Warning for Halloween Harassers

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SWFL True Crime Fans Meetup

Florida Men and Paradise After Dark podcasts are hosting the first SWFL True Crime Fans Meetup on Sunday, September 15, 2019 at 4:00 PM.

Calling all true crime fans, armchair detectives, sideline sleuths and crime junkies in SWFL! Let’s get together, have some drinks and talk true crime!

The event takes place at Pelican Larry’s on Immokalee Rd. in Naples, located at 8855 Immokalee Rd Unit 13, Naples, Florida 34120

For more information, visit our Facebook Event page at https://www.facebook.com/events/475792676574097/