E091 – Cocaine Coastline, Psychic Payback, Nunchuck Ninja, and Dorian Dueler



In Episode 91 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman got a bit too rowdy after a hurricane party, Florida Man found some treasure on the beach to keep the party going, Florida Man looks for treasure that doesn’t exist, and Florida Man shows off his ninja skills that ALSO don’t exist.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Evelyn Cassiani
  • Albert Narvaez
  • Jawan Davis
  • Jordon Dunn
  • Michael Gattuso
  • Larry Adams
  • Ellen McMillion
  • Sherry Tina Uwanawich

News Sources:

Florida Woman Faces DUI, Battery Of Law Enforcement Officer Charges After Hurricane Party

Cocaine Washes Up On Melbourne Beach As Hurricane Dorian Stirs Surf

Florida Man Douses Prosecutor With Urine

Florida Men Pointed Handgun at McDonald’s Employee Over Cold Burgers

Florida ‘Psychic’ Who Promised to Lift Curse Gets Prison Time

Discovery and Travel Channels Feature Florida Men Seeking The Treasure of Gasparilla – A Pirate Who Never Existed

Florida Man Uses Roach Spray, Nunchucks To Quiet Down Neighbors

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Has Nic Fit, Gets Banned from Disney World

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E090 – Listener Quickie: Brawling Birdbrains



In Episode 90 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a British bar brawler who bashes boxers with a breathless bird’s body. Thanks to Leanne for the story!

News Source:

Man Uses Dead Pigeon ‘as Weapon’ During Street Fight

Podcast Promo:

#NoOffenseShow

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E089 – Castration Catastrophe, Flushing Failure, Meth Baseball, and Stone Cold Stunner



In Episode 89 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man is surprised when his motel room castration goes badly, another Florida Man is attacked with a machete for his shitty behavior, Florida Woman double fists some brewskis and gets ready to rumble, and yet another Florida Man hides drugs in the most obvious, but least desirable place to stash them.

Promotions:

Bad In The Boondocks

Southwest Florida True Crime Fans Meetup: Sunday September 15th

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Gary Van Ryswyk
  • Keith Mounts
  • Leslee Floyd Cox
  • Sherman Lee Brown
  • Chastity Bodnar
  • Coty Lee Havens
  • Vincent “Vinnie” Paulos Garcia
  • Richard Renney
  • Benny Barnes

News Sources:

Botched Castration During Dark Web Meet-up Leads To Florida Man’s Arrest

Florida Man Threatened To ‘Chop’ House Guest With Machete For Not Flushing Toilet

Florida Man Claiming To Be God Arrested After Touching People, Fighting With Police, Being Tased

Florida Man Hits Mcdonald’s Drive-thru Worker For Taking Too Long To Get His Food

Male Victim Says Florida Woman Crushed Two Beers, Proceeded To “Stone Cold Steve Austin My Ass”

Barefoot Florida Man Gets Tangled In Drapes During Burglary

Florida Man Who Hid Heroin Where Nobody Wants To Find It Is Sentenced

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Company Has A Used Airplane For Sale: A “Fully Functioning” F-16 Fighter Jet

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E087 – It’s Tracy! The Clown Chronicles


In Episode 87 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, We go back in the archives to bring you the answer to a question we hear about pretty frequently from our listeners. That question being, “Who the hell is Tracy, and why should she kiss Phil’s ass?”

Podcast Promo:

The MacGyver Podcast / Never Gets Old / MacGyver/SG-1 Audio Series
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-macgyver-podcast/id1073289844

News Sources:

Florida Man Wearing Clown Mask Attacks Pizza Guy and Is Shot to Death

Florida Police Departments Issue a Warning for Halloween Harassers

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E086 – Listener Quickie: Idaho Idiocy


In Episode 86 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discover that an Idaho man is a poor replacement for Florida Man. Thanks to Dustin for the story!

News Source:

Idaho Man Arrested After Chase Ends In Corn Field
https://www.ktvb.com/article/news/crime/stolen-property-recovered-middleton-man-arrested-after-chase-ends-in-corn-field/277-8b6763c2-cc9f-4cbd-b7e2-09da2fd4fe57

Podcast Promo:

Misery Loves Garlic Bread
https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/misery-loves-garlic-bread-podcast/id1474409789

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E085 – Vomiting Vultures, Captive Cougar, Stolen Steer, and Robbing Raccoon


In Episode 85 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we find out the penalty for stuffing an alligator…into your yoga pants, a Florida high school finds a masked robber ripping off their vending machines, a Florida neighborhood has a problem that really stinks, and a Florida gator goes for a swim in an unusual place.

Podcast Promo:

Corpus Delicti
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/corpus-delicti/id1256792057

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Ariel Michelle Marchan Le Quire
  • Tyrone Spong
  • Stewart Gregg Smith Jr.
  • Hunter Mills

News Sources:

Follow-up: Florida Woman Pulls An Alligator From Her Yoga Pants. Now A Judge Has His Say

Florida Neighborhood Is Overrun by Vomiting Vultures

Additional Vulture Story

Florida Man Facing Charges Over Cougar Escape in Florida

Masked Florida Burglar Trapped Inside the Vending Machine He Tried To Rob
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/raccoon-florida-high-school-vending-machine_n_5d55c12be4b056fafd090013

Large Alligator Swims Through Rain-Flooded Florida Street

Florida Man Tries To Sell A Stolen Bull At Auction

Florida Man Attacked By A South American Home Invader

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Does His Girlfriend Dirty

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E084 – Friday Quickie: Cooch Cash Cache


In Episode 84 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Louisiana woman legit didn’t know what was hidden in her hooha. Joel & Phil dig deeper to get to the deeply buried truth.

News Sources:

Woman Denied Owning Meth In Body Cavity
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/not-my-meth-504329

Legal Tender: Woman Had $6233 In Stolen Cash Hidden In Body Cavity, Cops Say
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/body-cavity/louisiana-legal-tender-214503

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E083 – Anonymous Orgy, Liquor Store Flasher, Snake Sniper, and Walmart Joyrider


In Episode 83 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man finds out what happens when you let anonymous strangers into your house, Florida Man runs from the cops in a golf cart, a couple more Florida Men beat the Florida heat the only way they could think of, and Florida Woman takes on a slithering swiper.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Michael Hudson
  • Mitchell Helton
  • Gary Steven Rasmussen
  • John Christian Womack
  • Michael Williams
  • Garlene Eiceman
  • Jesse Clinton Allen

Podcast Promo by:

Brew Crime Podcast – a True Crime and Craft Beer Podcast

News Sources:

Florida Man Drives Golf Cart Through Crowd Inside Walmart

Florida Man’s Gun Stolen During Anonymous Orgy In His Home

Florida Man Pulls A Gun After Furniture Delivered Late

Florida Man Tussles With Girlfriend Who Said He’s Too Drunk To Cook Chicken

Florida Man Shows Liquor Store Clerk His Jim Beam

Florida Man Turns Nightclub Ice Machine Into A Yellow Snow Cone Maker

Florida Woman Kills 6-foot Snake That Ate Her Birds

Patreon Exclusive Story:
Florida Man Takes Furry Fetish To An Unacceptable End

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E081 – Thumb Taster, Window Waster, Door Buster, and Macaroni Mauler



In Episode 81 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man becomes a food critic, he gives a thumbs up to Cinnabon, a thumbs down to Mac & Cheese, and alligators call Florida Man: The Other White Meat.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Laurie Ann Caluwaert
  • Yesenia Casiano
  • Kimberly Jean Carroll
  • George Stubbs
  • Dustin Riley Tyrrell
  • Dale Lawrence Irwin

News Sources:

Florida Woman Busted For Using Hotel Pool, Trying To Charge Drinks To Fake Room Number

The Breakers Pool on Google Maps

Florida Man is the Alligator’s Favorite Flavor of Human

Florida Woman Bit Off Her Boyfriend’s Appendage

Florida Woman Busted Over Meat And Potatoes Beef

Florida Man Hit His Girlfriend With A Door During Argument Over A Video Game

Florida Man Throws Rock Through Wendy’s Window Because He Wanted Cinnabons

Florida Man Choked His Adult Daughter for Making Mac & Cheese

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Stopped A Man From Ending His Own Life By Reciting Linkin Park Lyrics

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org

Call 1-800-273-8255

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