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In Episode 5 of Florida Men: The Podcast, another drowning possum, don’t drink all of Florida Man’s Sweet Tea, If only there were some way to know where a train is going, and don’t talk to me like that, mister!

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Florida man drowns raccoons and an opossum in front of high school ag class
https://www.wftv.com/news/florida/ocala-teacher-wont-be-charged-in-raccoons-drownings-because-killings-werent-cruel/758151247

Florida man arrested on child abuse charge after victim ate ‘all the Cheez-Its’
https://www.ajc.com/news/florida-man-arrested-child-abuse-charge-after-victim-ate-all-the-cheez-its/iqAci09VugeRnp1B3DQ6eK/

Florida Man killed by train while walking on tracks
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article212338549.html

Florida Man shot in head by wife who didn’t like his tone of voice
https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/riviera-beach/former-riviera-beach-cra-director-tony-brown-shot-in-head-by-wife-sheriff-s-office-says

Continue reading E005 – Drowning, Assault, Suicide, and Attempted Murder

In Episode 4 of Florida Men: The Podcast, send in the clowns!, Another nearly naked late night driver, a sour lemon shark, and not too incognito, was he?

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Florida Man wearing clown mask attacks pizza guy and is shot to death
http://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-little-caesars-employee-fatally-shoots-attacker-in-clown-mask-police-say/1203253942

Florida Man entered a motel, stripped naked and stole a 1963 car
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article211738654.html

Florida Man catches shark, releases it, and gets bit anyway
http://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20180527/mount-dora-man-catches-and-releases-shark-in-ponce-inlet-it-turns-around-and-bites-him

Florida Man flips out during workout
http://www.tmz.com/2018/05/23/richie-incognito-florida-gym-altercation-cops-called/

Continue reading E004 – Clown, Crook, Shark, and Dolphin

In Episode 3 of Florida Men: The Podcast, gator in the hole, Love is an excessive thing, prom is GRRRRRREAT, and a Florida Woman on the run…er…hop?

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Florida man charged with throwing alligator into Wendy’s
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/02/09/assault-with-a-deadly-weapon-florida-man-charged-with-throwing-live-alligator-into-wendys/

Florida woman sends 65 thousand texts to Tinder date gone wrong
https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/11/us/woman-text-message-arrest-trnd/index.html

Florida man causes uproar at a high school prom with a live tiger
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/05/14/tiger-caged-florida-prom-causes-uproar/606700002/

Florida man arrested while trying to hide legless fugitive girlfriend in plastic bin
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/deputies-polk-man-tried-to-hide-legless-girlfriend-in-plastic-tote/550584435

Continue reading E003 – Gator, Dater, Growler, and Crawler

In Episode 2 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Heroin might make you sleepy, but you can still throw a punch, half a million dollars in child support? I’m just gonna paddle off into the sunset, a Florida Woman takes a Southwest Airlines flight to Belize but comes up a foot short, and just how bad do you smell if the police dog can find you submerged in a swamp?

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Florida Man Revived with Narcan, punches cop in the face

http://www.ocala.com/news/20180414/man-revived-with-narcan-strikes-responding-officer</a

Florida man who owed $549,000 in child support disappears on paddleboard

Paddleboarding-in-Ocean-Off-Fort-Lauderdale-478057463.html

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Florida Woman says Southwest lost her mom’s prosthetic foot for weeks

local-news/woman-says-southwest-lost-her-moms-prosthetic-foot-for-weeks/1127332065<

Florida man hides in swamp after a high-speed police chase.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/He-tried-to-hide-in-the-swamp-But-he-couldn-t-hide-from-a-sheriff-s-dog-w-video-_167442169

Continue reading E002 – Pills, Paddleboards, Prosthetics, and Police Dogs