E012 – Runner, Huffer, Duper, and Wanker



In Episode 12 of Florida Men: The Podcast, stand up and face the organ grinder music, looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue, the lady at the glory hole had a five-o clock shadow, and If I can’t masturbate in front of the window, nobody can.

News Sources

FOLLOW-UP: Florida Woman Whose Monkey Bit Home Depot Worker in Custody After Fleeing State
https://www.mypalmbeachpost.com/news/local/new-florida-woman-whose-monkey-bit-home-depot-worker-custody-after-fleeing-state/7J1UQR3rtaqCwnsjf4fNCL/

Florida Man Caught Huffing at Walmart, had Seven Cans Around Him
https://www.ajc.com/news/national/florida-man-caught-huffing-walmart-had-seven-cans-around-him/n33v4flKbks8ApyXN7VLYL/

Florida Man Posed as Housewife and Filmed Himself Having Sex With Men
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Man-Secretly-Recorded-Himself-Having-Sex-Released-Videos-to-Porn-Sites-488566231.html

Florida Man Sets Apartment Fire Because Manager Told Him To Stop Masturbating
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kenneth-haskins-apartment-fire-masturbation_n_4724538

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E011 – Tractor, Loophole, Stabber, and Minion



In Episode 11 of Florida Men: The Podcast, A property line dispute results in a tractor attack, you’re not drinking & driving if you drink at the stoplights, He’s not going to stab me, he ain’t got no arms…OW! He stabbed me!, and no matter how annoying those minions are, you can’t beat them up.

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News Sources

Florida Man Attacks Neighbor with Tractor
https://www.news4jax.com/news/florida/st-johns-county/cellphone-video-911-calls-released-in-tractor-attack

Florida Man Thinks He Found a Loophole in DUI Laws
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/07/10/man-wasnt-drinking-while-driving-just-stop-signs/742561002/

Florida Man Without Arms Stabs Tourist
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article214692415.html

Florida Man Attacks Florida Man Wearing Minion Costume
http://www.spectrumlocalnews.com/nys/central-ny/news/2018/07/11/florida-man-charged-after-attack-on-man-in-minion-costume

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E010 – Witch, Troll, Beast, and Pirate



In Episode 10 of Florida Men: The Podcast, that’s not the way you pick up boys at the beach, wait there’s **TWO** Melbournes?, Activate Beast Mode, and that’s why they call it the poop deck.

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Florida Woman Tries to Abduct 2 Children From Park, Punches Pregnant Mom
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/ill-just-take-your-kid-then-woman-accused-of-trying-to-kidnap-children-from-park

Florida Man was terror troll who targeted Australia
https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/us-terror-troll-who-targeted-melbourne-jailed-for-a-decade/news-story/473a77c3ff9dcffc206296da662c271c

Florida Man gouges eyes of armed home intruder, then calls himself ‘The Beast’
https://www.nbc4i.com/news/national/florida-man-calling-himself-the-beast-gouges-eyes-of-armed-home-intruder/1290489849

Florida Man stole tools ? then left an unpleasant surprise for his boss
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article213846389.html

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E009 – Boom! Blam! Pow! Bang! –goes limp–



In Episode 9 of Florida Men: The Podcast, it was the 4th of July, so…Fireworks, and this is Florida, so that means Fireworks related injuries, if you forgot to buy fireworks, just shoot a gun into the air. what could go wrong?, and a Florida Man goes limp and finds out he enjoyed it.

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Florida Man has to be told ‘drinking + holding a mortar tube = bad idea’
http://www.wesh.com/article/video-warns-against-drinking-shooting-mortars/22062531

Florida Man suffers ‘partial amputation’ in fireworks blunder
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/florida-man-loses-part-hand-fireworks-accident/JeexcvmViPP1leUv8FgPgN/

Florida Man loses fingers, eyebrows, and hearing in “modified fireworks” mishap
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/brevard-county-man-injured-in-fireworks-accident

Florida man hit by celebratory gunfire during Fourth of July fireworks show
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/07/05/florida-man-celebratory-gunfire-fourth-july-fireworks/759516002/

Florida Man chases woman with golf club, goes limp to resist arrest
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/ae/live-pd-superfan-popped-294035

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