E031 – Pippen, Pyro, Panties, and Plunderer


In Episode 31 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida comedian takes a Bull by the horns, a Florida man’s website is the bomb, a Florida woman gives her UberEats customer something extra with his order, and a Florida man is the worst shoplifter ever.

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News Sources:

Florida Woman Sued by Scottie Pippen for Trashing a Rental Property
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article222654670.html

Florida Man Stockpiled Nearly Four Tons of Explosives
https://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article223016455.html

Florida Woman Gives Tourist ‘Disgusting’ Delivery After Ordering from UberEats
http://wutv29.com/news/offbeat/florida-man-says-he-received-dirty-underwear-in-uber-eats-delivery

Florida Man Arrested for Shoplifting After Job Interview at Kohl’s
https://www.mysuncoast.com/2018/12/08/florida-man-arrested-shoplifting-after-job-interview/

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E030 – Vodka Thief, Stabby Farter, Mall Ninjas, and Plane Crash


In Episode 30 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man bogarts all the booze, a Florida woman pulls a knife on a man for fart-shaming her, a Florida man is attacked by mall ninjas, and a Florida woman is in a hit and run with a plane.

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News Sources:

Florida man was upset that his buddy was chugging all his vodka. The situation escalated.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article222330995.html

Florida woman pulls knife on man who confronted her about farting
https://www.wtol.com/2018/11/28/florida-woman-pulls-knife-man-who-confronted-her-about-farting/

Florida Man was slashed with sword on Thanksgiving by his wife and her boyfriend
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/wife-of-man-slashed-with-sword-on-thanksgiving-arrested-police-say/879348877

Florida woman charged with DUI after crashing into fence, hitting airplane
https://www.autoblog.com/2018/12/03/florida-woman-accused-of-hit-and-run-with-an-airplane/

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E029 – Potato Rager, Python Catcher, Maggot Snatcher, and Dream Liar


In Episode 29 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man gets hangry over an undercooked potato, a Florida man gets the best of a record-breaking python, a Florida thief gets a box full of worms, and a Florida woman tries to hypnotize an accident victim.

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News Sources:

Florida man repeatedly stabbed woman in head with fork because his baked potato was hard
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-repeatedly-stabbed-woman-head-fork-because-his-baked-potato-was-1232491

Florida Man grabs 17-foot python near levee, has bite marks and photos to prove it
https://www.naplesnews.com/story/news/local/environment/2018/11/08/florida-man-catches-burmese-python-miami-dade-17-feet-5-inches/1928023002/

Florida woman steals box of bugs from doorstep and is caught on camera
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article222082855.html

Florida woman arrested for DUI tried to convince injured victim it was all just a dream
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-east-hillsborough/brandon/-you-are-dreaming-florida-woman-arrested-for-dui-tried-to-convince-injured-victim-he-was-dreaming

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E028 – Pipe Bombs, Meth Granny, Break-in, and Miniature Horse


In Episode 28 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a gang of drug trafficking white supremacists is busted with 100 illegal guns and pipe bombs, a Florida woman suspects that meth might be bad for her, a Florida man calls cops to report a break-in by a robber who left behind cocaine, weed, and a bong, and a miniature horse services a Florida man, but is not a service animal.

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News Sources:

Florida Men arrested with pipe bombs, rocket launcher in White Supremacist drug sting
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/florida/ny-news-pipe-bombs-rocket-launcher-white-supremacist-arrested-20181117-story.html

Florida woman takes her meth to the doctor because she thinks it might be bad for her
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article221701060.html

Florida Man says burglars broke into home, left him cocaine, pot
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/11/20/burglars-leave-cocaine-marijuana-jensen-beach-home/1921120002/

Florida man caught with his pants down in a pasture
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article221942870.html

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E027 – Hole, Catfight, Nightcrawlers, and Dildos


In Episode 27 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man regrets that Lassie died 50 years ago, a Florida mom shows what happens if she doesn’t have her coffee, a Florida man has an impromptu bongo concert, and a Florida man Tells the New England Patriots to go f*** themselves, and gives them the tools to do so. PLUS we are joined by our favorite listener, Heather.

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News Sources:

Florida man gets stuck after climbing down 30-foot well ‘for bragging rights’
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-gets-stuck-after-climbing-down-30-foot-well-in-volusia

Florida Moms brawl at school bus stop
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-sarasota-manatee/sarasota/moms-brawl-at-school-bus-stop-1-airlifted-to-hospital-after-being-slashed-with-broken-coffee-mug-

Naked Florida man revealed on video sneaking into restaurant and munching on ramen
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/naked-florida-man-revealed-on-video-sneaking-into-restaurant-and-munching-on-ramen-20181112/

Florida man arrested for throwing adult toy on field during Bills game
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/florida-man-arrested-for-throwing-adult-toy-on-field-during-bills-game-on-monday-night/

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E026 – Cookies, Kidneys, Barbells, and Botflies


In Episode 26 of Florida Men: The Podcast, four Florida women have very different experiences in medicine. One gets busted by the cops, one by her mom, one gets something removed that she didn’t want, and one gets something removed that she kinda needed.

News Sources:

Florida Woman caught red handed with cookie flavored green
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/11/01/girl-scout-cookies-flavored-pot-port-st-lucie/1822545002/

Florida Man removes a perfectly functioning kidney
https://www.insideedition.com/florida-doctor-removes-womans-kidney-after-mistaking-it-tumor-during-back-surgery-48151

Florida Woman finds out her secret piercings show up in X-rays…in front of her mom
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/an-xray-hilariously-exposes-daughters-secret-piercings/news-story/9618e1c081960c76f42bfc2bf1fa383e

Florida Woman catches a bug on her honeymoon
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article220857155.html

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E025 – Shopper, Dropper, Drowner, and Driver


In Episode 25 of Florida Men: The Podcast, A Florida Woman is on edge from the MAGA Bomber, a Florida Man takes a dump in the middle of the road, a chihuahua fails its swimming lesson, and Jimmy John’s delivers to a hospital.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Kevin Smiley
  • Juan Gonzalez
  • Lisa Nagengast

News Sources:

Florida Woman Forgets She Ordered Something From Etsy and Ignites a Bomb Scare
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-ne-suspicious-package-winter-haven-20181029-story.html

Florida Man Dumped 70 Gallons of Human Waste on the Road
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-man-accused-of-dumping-70-gallons-of-human-feces-on-the-road/67-608039338

Florida Man Is Arrested For Drowning A Disabled Chihuahua
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-assaults-pregnant-woman-drowns-disabled-dog-police

Florida Woman called a Jimmy John’s by mistake to get her brother to a hospital. They delivered.
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-jimmy-johns-hospital-delivery-20181025-story.html


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E024 – Halloween 2018 with Key West’s Robert Eugene Otto and Thomas Rowe from the Hotel Don CeSar


In Episode 24 of Florida Men: The Podcast, it’s almost Halloween, so we have some Florida Man stories from the spooky side of the sunshine state, like a haunted doll in Key West, a haunted hotel in St Petersburg, and a safety warning from police departments around the state.

News Sources:

Florida Man Robert Eugene Otto
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/robert-doll
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/24778775/robert-eugene-otto
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_(doll)
http://weirdus.com/states/florida/ghosts/robert_the_living_doll/index.php

Florida Man Thomas Rowe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Don_CeSar
http://www.historichotelsworldwide.com/hotels-resorts/don-cesar/history.php
http://seniorseminardoncesar.blogspot.com/
http://archive.naplesnews.com/community/ghosts-in-the-pink-palace-ep-401425008-332399502.html/

Florida Police Departments Issue a Warning for Halloween Harrassers
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/sfl-more-creepy-clown-sightings-in-florida-20161027-story.html

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E023 – Tripper, Shooter, Swallower, and Amputee with Lauren and Ken from Paradise After Dark


In Episode 23 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Lauren and Ken from Paradise After Dark join the Florida Men, where a Florida Woman trips and her husband isn’t too happy about it, a Florida Man refuses a shot, then GETS shot, a Florida woman tries to swallow to get out of an arrest, and Joel had to throw in another amputee story.


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This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Rachel Fidanian
  • Lathon Jeen Yee
  • Dariel Hutton
  • Jean Michaud

News Sources:

Florida Woman carrying a feces covered dog in one hand and a knife in the other trips and stabs her husband to death
http://sandhillsexpress.com/abc_national/woman-who-claimed-she-tripped-when-she-fatally-stabbed-husband-has-been-arrested-police-abcid36119323/

Florida Man shot after refusing shot from Florida Man at Ocoee bar
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/police-man-shot-after-turning-down-shot-at-ocoee-bar/851449806

Florida Woman chews and swallows crack pipe during arrest
https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/largo-woman-chews-swallows-crack-pipe-during-arrest-police-say-20181016/

Florida Man sues the Miami Dolphins after his toe was accidentally amputated during a game
https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nfl/miami-dolphins/article219604630.html


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E022 – Robber, Knobber, Shopper, and Tractor


In Episode 22 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man sets a record for repeat offending, a Florida Man gets some extra credit from a professor, a Florida Man tries to buy something at Walmart that wasn’t for sale, and a Florida Man can’t make a quick getaway on a tractor.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • James Farmer
  • Dr. Mark Tumeo
  • Hellmuth Kolb
  • Charles Nicholas McNeil

News Sources:

Florida Man bonds out of jail, steals wallet from jail lobby before leaving
https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida-inmate-bonds-out-of-jail-steals-wallet-from-lobby-before-leaving-sheriff-says/

Florida Man resigns as dean after reported sex act on UNF campus
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/unf-dean-resigns-after-reported-sex-act-on-campus/846038364

Florida Man attempts to buy 8-year-old girl for $200,000 at Walmart
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hellmuth-kolb-walmart-buy-8-year-old-girl_us_5bb395fde4b0ba8bb2118098

Florida Man steals tractor, gets tasered
https://lex18.com/news/covering-kentucky/2018/10/03/watch-deputy-flat-out-foils-alleged-tractor-theft-by-florida-man-in-uk-hat/


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