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Florida Men: The Podcast – Season 2 Trailer

ABOUT FLORIDA MEN: THE OFFICIAL PODCAST OF FLORIDA MAN

Tales from the shady side of the Sunshine State. Every week we share stories about America’s most prolific criminal: Florida Man.

Part true crime, part comedy, all weird. This show is about the kind of shtuff that only happens in the state where everybody is crazy from the heat.

Based in Fort Myers, Florida, Joel and Phil are longtime residents of Florida, and have personally encountered many a Florida Man.

JOEL

Originally from Michigan, Joel has been a Florida Man since 1994. He does all the editing for the podcast and most of the social media posts. He also writes about himself in the third person.

PHIL

Phil grew up in Mississippi, and arrived in Florida in 2012. He is the musician, recording gear expert, and engineer for the show. He is totally not afraid of clowns.

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E047 – Krispy Kreme, Propane, Robbery, and U-Turn

In Episode 47 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man is good at putting holes in things like donuts and other Florida Men, a Florida Couple take the plunge in a muddy field, Florida Woman doesn’t understand the concept of “emergency”, and Florida Man really doesn’t want to go to work tomorrow.

News Sources:

Florida Man Stabbed Another in an Argument Over Doughnuts
https://www.gainesville.com/news/20190328/man-stabbed-outside-krispy-kreme-employee-arrested

Florida Couple Celebrate their Wedding with Mud Wrestling
https://mynbc15.com/news/offbeat/newlyweds-celebrate-their-vows-by-rolling-in-mud

Florida Man Knocks Out Florida Woman With Propane Tank After She Accused Him Of Cheating
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-accuses-woman-cheating-him-knocked-her-out-propane-tank-police-1381617

Florida Woman Calls 911 Because Her Boyfriend Was “Mean” to Her
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40221683/florida-woman-calls-police-to-complain-about-her-boyfriend-being-mean

Florida Man Calls 911 With Elaborate Story Of Robbery To Get Out Of Work
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-polk/florida-man-calls-911-with-elaborate-story-of-robbery-to-get-out-of-work

Florida Man Arrives In Stolen Jeep To Look For Cellphone At The House Where He Stole The Jeep
https://patch.com/florida/lakeland/florida-man-arrives-stolen-jeep-look-cellphone-cops

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E047 – Krispy Kreme, Propane, Robbery, and U-Turn

E046 – M@$turbator, Credit Thief, Egg Roller, and Temper Tantrum

In Episode 46 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Woman got excited by a man in uniform, Florida Man used a stolen credit card, but wanted his rewards points too, Florida Man went to extremes for some Chinese food, and Florida Woman throws a temper tantrum so she won’t have to sit next to a 3-year-old.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida Woman Accused of Shoplifting and Masturbating On the Way to Jail
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-woman-accused-of-shoplifting-masturbating-in-van-on-the-way-to-jail/67-0b719f26-4011-4986-96dc-f30e740c93a7

Florida Woman Throws Pizza Slices at Pizzaria Owner
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/pizzeria-owner-targeted-325190

Florida Man Uses Stolen Credit Card At Store Where He Had Submitted Job Application
http://whog957.com/florida-man-uses-stolen-credit-card-where-he-had-submitted-job-application/

Florida Man Shoved Woman Because He Wanted to Eat Egg Rolls In Her House
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-shoved-woman-because-he-wanted-eat-egg-rolls-her-house-claims-she-1370734

Florida Woman Kicked Off JetBlue Flight After Profanity- Laced Tirade
https://wsvn.com/news/local/woman-booted-from-flight-at-fll-after-tantrum-over-seat-next-to-child/

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E046 – M@$turbator, Credit Thief, Egg Roller, and Temper Tantrum

AF19 – Trafficker, Embezzler, Missing Person, and Camera Flasher

In this episode of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Men pack high energy snack for their road trip, a leopard can’t change its spots, and Florida Woman does what Florida Woman does, Florida Man gets lost somewhere in the world, but never left the amusement park, and a Florida Man gives Sheriff Grady Judd a target for bird hunting.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Celebrity Florida Man Challenge
https://theblast.com/florida-man-challenge-celebrity-birthdays/

Florida Men Pulled Over With Drugs in a Very Unlikely Place
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article226631504.html

Florida Woman Embezzles $60K From Employer While on Probation for Embezzling From Employer
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/2019/03/15/florida-woman-embezzles-new-job-while-probation-embezzling-old-job/3176485002/

Florida Man Gets Lost at Epcot, Girlfriend Crowdsources Finding Him
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/state/boyfriend-lost-at-epcot-facebook-users-unleash-mass-humor-to-find-him

Florida Man Breaks Into Store, Flips Off Security Camera, Loses Pants
https://www.boston25news.com/news/trending-now/florida-man-breaks-into-store-flips-off-security-camera-deputies-say/931262420

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading AF19 – Trafficker, Embezzler, Missing Person, and Camera Flasher

E045 – Commode Critter, Spider Stealer, Machete Mama, and Birthday Billboard

In Episode 45 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man is surprised to find an uninvited guest in his bathroom, Florida Man, Florida Man stealing beer that’s in a can, lookout, here comes Florida Man, Florida Woman wigs out at the hair salon, and a couple of Florida Men crowdsource their dad’s birthday present.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida Man On His Lunch Break Finds a Two-Foot-Long Green Surprise in His Toilet
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article227819454.html

Florida Man/Spider-Man Mashup Steals Liquor and Cigarettes
https://kfiam640.iheart.com/content/2019-03-15-florida-man-disguised-as-spider-man-steals-liquor-and-cigarettes/

Florida Man Throws Pancake Batter at Florida Woman
http://www.nbc12.com/2019/03/18/thrown-pancake-batter-leads-battery-charges-florida-man/

Florida Woman Threatened Hair Salon Employees with a Machete, Then It Got Worse
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40114613/florida-woman-threatened-hair-salon-employees-with-a-machete-then-pooped-in-a-patrol-car

Florida Men Prank Their Dad With A Billboard Instead of a Birthday Card
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/palm-beach-county/south-florida-brothers-prank-dad-with-billboard-birthday-card

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E045 – Commode Critter, Spider Stealer, Machete Mama, and Birthday Billboard

E044 – Rocket Man, Snore Shot, Demon Driver, and Minor Leaguers

In Episode 44 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man fails to launch, Florida Woman just needed a good night’s sleep, Florida Woman’s demons just needed a ride, and Florida Man makes the minor leagues.

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News Sources:

Florida Man’s Attempt to Take Rocket Launcher On Flight Thwarted By TSA
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6774677/TSA-agents-non-working-grenade-launcher-luggage.html

Florida Woman Shot Boyfriend Because He Snored Too Loudly
https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/florida-woman-shot-boyfriend-because-he-snored-too-loudly-police-1.4330083

Florida Woman Stole Rental Car Because Demons Told Her To
https://abc7ny.com/florida-woman-claims-demons-told-her-to-steal-rental-car/5180081/

Florida Baseball Team Will Break a Law Every Inning for ‘Florida Man Night’
https://www.mlb.com/cut4/jacksonville-jumbo-shrimp-to-hold-florida-man-night

The Geography of America’s Mobile and ‘Stuck,’ Mapped
https://www.citylab.com/life/2019/03/mobile-stuck-us-geography-map-where-americans-moving/584083/

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E044 – Rocket Man, Snore Shot, Demon Driver, and Minor Leaguers

E043 – Burgertime, Pizza Party, Coitus Alfresco, and Backseat Bingo

In Episode 43 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Woman needs a cheeseburger, a Florida Man needs a pizza, a Florida Couple make love outdoors in the fresh air and natural surroundings of downtown Fort Myers, and another Florida Couple make love in the fresh air and natural surroundings of the back of a patrol car.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida Woman Flees Police Because She ‘Wanted a Cheeseburger’
https://www.fox4now.com/news/local-news/woman-flees-police-in-cape-coral-because-she-wanted-a-cheeseburger

Florida Man Ends Standoff for Slice of Pizza
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/2019/02/27/florida-man-ends-police-standoff-slice-pizza-man-accused-harassing-family-coldplay-lyrics-threats/3003683002/

Florida Man and Florida Woman Arrested for Throwing Concrete Through Each Other’s Car Windows in Pasco County
https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/couple-arrested-for-throwing-concrete-through-each-other-s-car-windows-in-pasco/1825729455

Florida Man and Florida Woman Arrested for Having Sex In Public (Again)
https://www.fox4now.com/news/local-news/two-arrested-for-having-sex-in-public-near-childrens-parade-in-fort-myers

Florida Cop Suspended After Allegedly Allowing Suspects to Give Each Other Hand Jobs
https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/florida-cop-suspended-after-allegedly-allowing-suspects-to-give-each-other-hand-jobs/

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Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

Continue reading E043 – Burgertime, Pizza Party, Coitus Alfresco, and Backseat Bingo

E042 – Coin Counter, Jilted Lover, Snake Handler, and Toilet Tosser

In Episode 42 of Florida Men: The Podcast, those coin counting machines at the supermarket are a real ripoff, yet another Florida Woman can’t handle rejection, a Florida Man shows his snake off to onlookers at the beach, and a Florida Man don’t need no education.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida Man Steals $33,000 In Rare Coins, Cashes Them Them In At Supermarket Coin Counting Machines
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20190222/did-rare-stolen-coins-end-up-in-supermarket-change-machine-victim-wonders

Florida Woman, “Naked And Belligerent”, Attacks Boyfriend for Refusing Sex
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/belligerent-sans-clothes-294065

Florida Man Accused Of Slapping Woman With Bowl Of Chili In Fight Over New Boyfriend
https://www.wftv.com/news/trending-now/man-accused-of-slapping-woman-with-bowl-of-chili-in-fight-over-new-boyfriend-police-say/922374277

Florida Man Arrested For Throwing Cookie At Girlfriend
https://www.wivb.com/news/national/florida-man-arrested-for-throwing-cookie-at-girlfriend/1810345753

Florida man throws pizza slice at his mom during argument
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-man-throws-pizza-slice-at-his-mom-during-argument-deputies-say/67-01e8e6f4-f109-4cad-a6a5-6360cd59e343

Florida Man Carrying Rattlesnake Told Police He Is An ‘Agent Of God’
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-homeless-man-rattlesnake-agent-god-1335148

Reply All Episode #135 Robocall: Bang Bang
https://www.gimletmedia.com/reply-all/135-the-robocall-conundrum

Suggested by Listener Caleb: Florida Man Threw Toilet Through Window at East St Louis Board of Education Building
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/trending-now/toilet-tosser-trapped-in-illinois-police-say/924215743

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

Joel & Phil’s Appearance on The Rob and Slim Show
https://robandslim.podbean.com/e/rob-and-slim-193/

Continue reading E042 – Coin Counter, Jilted Lover, Snake Handler, and Toilet Tosser

E041 – Nudity, Drugs, Burrito, Shotgun, and Bomb Threat

In Episode 41 of Florida Men: The Podcast, another naked Florida Man goes to the drug store, another argument between a Florida couple ends in a food fight, another Florida man pulls a surprise out of the water while fishing, and a Florida Man threatens to blow up a Home Depot bathroom.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida Man Strips Naked, Locks Himself Behind Counter At Walgreens, Shouting ‘Don’t Kill Me’
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6699791/Florida-man-strips-NAKED-jumping-pharmacy-counter-Walgreens.html

Florida Man Arrested For Throwing Burrito At Girlfriend
https://www.wfla.com/1775956026

Florida Man Discovers Shotgun In River While Magnet Fishing
http://www.winknews.com/2019/02/11/magnet-fisherman-discovers-shotgun-in-estero-river/

Florida Man Accused Of Making Bomb Threat Was Referring To Bowel Movement
https://kvoa.com/news/2019/02/14/florida-man-accused-of-making-bomb-threat-was-referring-to-bowel-movement-police-say/

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

Continue reading E041 – Nudity, Drugs, Burrito, Shotgun, and Bomb Threat

E040 – Bomb Squad, TSA, Commissioner Licker, and Mariticide

In Episode 40 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man thinks he doesn’t need the bomb squad, a Florida Woman cuts in line at the Orlando airport, a Florida Woman’s political career is licked, and a Florida Man predicts his own death.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida Man Finds Pipe Bomb, Cuts It In Half, THEN Calls Police.
http://amp.fox13news.com/news/local-news/explosive-found-in-terra-ceia-detonated-at-farm

Florida Woman Wielding Knife Shoves Her Way Past TSA, Yells ‘I Know My Rights’
https://www.wsbradio.com/news/national/know-rights-florida-woman-with-knife-shoves-her-way-past-tsa-airport-police-say/ZhEqftZardtYCbqTHyFzdL/

Florida Woman Allegedly Made A Habit Of Licking Men’s Faces. She Has Now Resigned As City Commissioner
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/02/07/florida-politician-allegedly-made-habit-licking-mens-faces-now-shes-resigned/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.bdb37a29d2f5

Florida Man Said He Should Hide Knives From Wife — Then She Stabbed Him To Death
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article225917730.html

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

Continue reading E040 – Bomb Squad, TSA, Commissioner Licker, and Mariticide