Category: Episodes

E064 – Listener Quickie: Ball Buster


In Episode 64 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Patti for the story submission!

News Sources:

Florida Woman Squeezes Man’s Testicles So Hard They Bleed
http://www.brevardtimes.com/2019/06/florida-woman-squeezes-mans-testicles-so-hard-they-bleed/amp/

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival 
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E063 – Machete Mama, Swine Sauna, Fleeing Flaunter, and Parking Potshots


In Episode 63 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Woman channels her inner samurai, a Florida Couple try to bake a ham in their car, a Florida Man finds out that you shouldn’t taunt the cops you’re running from, and a Florida Woman isn’t happy to see you, and no, that isn’t a banana, either.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Victoria Lynn Morley
  • Trinity Tavarez-Soto
  • Mark Gray
  • Valerie Branch-Galloway
  • Cody Cummins
  • Nicholas Carlmann Jones
  • Jasmine Cuyler
  • Solomon Stinson
  • Damian Dean Cantrell
News Sources:

Florida Woman Accused Of Wielding 2 Machetes, Threatening Bar Patrons With Them
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-woman-accused-of-wielding-2-machetes-threatening-bar-patrons-with-them/67-3b18df11-3a27-4012-892f-525207fb8210

Florida Couple Arrested At A Mall For Leaving Small Pig Inside Hot Car
https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/two-arrested-at-a-mall-in-florida-for-leaving-small-pig-inside-hot-car/77-4dce5688-1dc4-49e5-8998-ae91a69e5ba9

Florida Woman Whipped Stepson With A Belt 30 Times For Tardiness
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/stepmom-delivers-licks-527190

Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing corn cob at mom’s head
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-throwing-corn-cob-mom

Florida Man Calls 911 And Brags About Running From Cops, Gets Caught
https://triblive.com/news/world/florida-man-brags-about-running-from-cops-eventually-gets-caught/

Florida Woman Caught Smuggling 9 Cell Phones Into Prison, In Her Underwear
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40557379/charlotte-correctional-institution-employee-caught-with-9-cell-phones-in-her-underwear

Florida Man Exchanges Gunfire With Police Over A Parking Space
https://www.ibtimes.com/florida-police-elderly-man-exchange-gunfire-over-parking-space-2797299

Florida Man Pours Salt In Walmart To Get Rid Of Evil Spirits Around Him
https://cbs12.com/news/local/man-pours-salt-in-walmart-to-get-rid-of-evil-spirits

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E062 – Listener Quickie: Canadian Cheese Caper


In Episode 62 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Karen for the story submission!

News Sources:

Cheese Wheel Thieves Strike A 3rd Time At Ontario Grocery Store
https://www.insidehalton.com/news-story/9369497-cheese-wheel-thieves-strike-a-3rd-time-at-burlington-grocery-store/

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E061 – Bedpost Baseball, Bike Bonfire, Boulevard BJ, and Burger Boy Bathtime


In Episode 61 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man has no idea why officers would pull him over for crashing during a 140-mph chase, Florida Woman beats her wife with a bedpost for washing the weed without using the “delicates” cycle, Florida Man burns a bike bought by his boo’s brand new boyfriend, and a Florida Man gets “distracted” by his passenger while driving.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Scott Patrick Sorenson
  • Ashley Perkins
  • David Leroy Knutson
  • Belinda Ahwach
  • Alicia Hodge
  • Linda Sue Morgan
  • Rhonda Koppenhoefer
News Sources:

Florida Man Caught In Police Chase After 140 mph Crash Is Baffled When Pulled Over And Arrested For Drunk Driving
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7074487/Florida-man-caught-police-chase-140mph-crash-baffled-pulled-over.html

Louisiana Woman In Florida Allegedly Beat Her Wife With Bedpost Over Missing Marijuana  
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2019/05/24/srso-louisiana-woman-beat-wife-bedpost-over-missing-marijuana/1223382001/

Florida Man Accused Of Torching Love Rival’s Harley
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-bronson-harley-davidson-fire-gas-station-fight-david-leroy-1433601

Florida Dairy Queen Employees Brawl Over Mistreatment By Manager
https://weartv.com/news/offbeat/fight-breaks-out-at-dairy-queen-store-manager-throws-hot-grease-05-25-2019

Florida Woman Arrested For Calling 911 Because Car Was Leaking Oil On Her Driveway
https://www.wkrg.com/news/national/florida-woman-arrested-for-calling-911-because-car-was-leaking-oil-on-her-driveway/2027347003

Florida Man Runs Red Light While Receiving Sex Act From Florida Woman
https://cbs12.com/news/local/report-driver-runs-red-light-while-receiving-sex-act-woman-charged

Florida Man Takes Bath In Kitchen Sink At Wendy’s On Viral Video
https://www.wftv.com/news/what-the-florida/video-appears-to-show-man-taking-bath-in-kitchen-sink-of-florida-wendys/951831195

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Bitten by Python Lurking in the Toilet
https://coralspringstalk.com/coral-springs-man-bitten-by-python-lurking-in-the-toilet-23264

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E061 – Bedpost Baseball, Bike Bonfire, Boulevard BJ, and Burger Boy Bathtime

E060 – Listener Quickie: Drawbridge Daredevils


In Episode 60 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Dana for the story submission!

Texas Men Die Attempting To Jump Open Pontoon Bridge In Louisiana
https://www.wafb.com/2019/05/24/two-men-die-after-attempting-jump-black-bayou-bridge/

Black Bayou Bridge Aerial View
https://tinyurl.com/BlackBayouBridge

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E060 – Listener Quickie: Drawbridge Daredevils

E059 – General Lee, Ta-Ta Tablets, Comedy C-ckblocker, and Costume Crook


In Episode 59 of Florida Men: The Podcast, two Florida Men lead police on high speed chases, one in a patrol car and the other in the General Lee, Florida Woman finds yet another place to hide drugs on her person, Florida Man goes to a comedy club but can’t take a joke, and a Florida Man steals from the happiest place on Earth.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Oswald Pereira
  • Rachel Newbury
  • Shane Jensen
  • Kyle Jamison Jones
  • Ken Freeman
  • Patrick Allen Spikes
  • Issac Woodard
News Sources:

Florida Man Torched Ex-wife’s House Before Fleeing In Replica of General Lee
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arson-general-lee-oswald-pereira-jockey-1426960

Florida Woman  Brought Drugs Into Jail Between Her Breasts Because She “Forgot They Were There”
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/contraband/woman-forgets-about-pill-stash-016239

Shirtless Florida Man Leads Troopers On 149 MPH Chase In Stolen FHP Cruiser
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Video-Shirtless-Florida-Man-Steals-FHP-Vehicle-Leads-150-MPH-Chase-510133891.html

Florida Man Slaps Girlfriend’s Face With Cheeseburger
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Martin-County-Man-Slaps-Girlfriend-Cheeseburger-Battery-509935711.html

Florida Man Calls 911 After ‘Middle Eastern’ Comment Made at Comedy Show
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40474078/audience-member-calls-911-after-middle-eastern-comment-made-at-comedy-show-in-naples

Florida Man Man Threatens To Behead 6 Police Officers, Eat Their Eyes And Tongues
https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2019/05/19/man-threatens-behead-six-melbourne-police-officers-eat-their-eyes-and-tongues/3732017002/

Florida Man Arrested for Stealing $14K in Costumes from Disney World
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/crime/os-ne-patrick-spikes-arrested-disney-buzzy-20190518-jylgndquszh2nmgzv736tc43si-story.html

Bears ransack and destroy a family’s SUV in Golden Gate Estates
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40511723/bears-ransacked-and-destroyed-a-familys-suv-in-golden-gate-estates

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Gives Himself A Makeover to Escape From Cops
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article230590434.html

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E059 – General Lee, Ta-Ta Tablets, Comedy C-ckblocker, and Costume Crook

E058 – Listener Quickie: Panty Raider


In Episode 58 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Cassandra for the story submission!

Woman In Only Bra And Panties Arrested After Breaking Into 2 Homes, Assaulting Resident
https://www.lehighvalleylive.com/news/2019/04/woman-in-only-bra-and-panties-arrested-after-breaking-into-2-williams-township-homes-assaulting-resident-police-say.html

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E057 – Nude Baller, Foot Driver, A$$ Eater, and Syringe Stasher


In Episode 57 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man can’t dribble with all those restrictive clothes, Florida Man wants the whole world to know his favorite kink, the drunken smelly Florida Man asking to see your papers is NOT really an FBI agent, and Florida Woman is our new syringe-stashing record holder.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Jordan Glen Anderson
  • Leonard Olsen
  • Dillon Shane Webb
  • David Ayers
  • Kristian Dudley
  • Jaymie Wescott
  • William Frank Hoffman
News Sources:

Florida Man Arrested For Playing Basketball Completely Naked At Park To ‘Enhance His Skills’
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-playing-basketball-naked-park-improve-his-skills-1424567

Florida Man Speeds Down Highway While Standing Out Of Sunroof, Says He’d Rather Go To Jail Than Home To His Wife
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/05/12/florida-man-highway-standing-out-sunroof/

Florida Man Arrested for “I EAT ASS” Sticker On His Pickup Truck
https://www.cltampa.com/news-views/florida-news/article/21068217/dashcam-footage-shows-cop-struggling-for-reasons-to-arrest-florida-man-with-i-eat-ass-sticker-on-his-truck

Dillon Webb’s GoFundMe Campaign
https://www.gofundme.com/f/dillon-webb-arrested-for-not-removing-sticker

Florida Man Arrested After Allegedly Stealing Truck Full Of Coffins 
https://www.newsweek.com/stolen-truck-caskets-david-ayers-florida-highway-patrol-1424681

Florida Man Posing As FBI Agent Dumps Live Catfish On Family’s Driveway
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article230357524.html

Florida Woman Arrested In Burger King Bathroom With 7 Syringes Hidden In Her Vagina
https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/woman-arrested-in-burger-king-bathroom-with-7-syringes-inside-body-deputies-say/1992111140

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Chews Up Lit Cigarette, Spits Pieces On Deputies During Arrest
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40467205/florida-man-chews-up-lit-cigarette-spits-pieces-on-deputies-during-arrest

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E057 – Nude Baller, Foot Driver, A$$ Eater, and Syringe Stasher

E056 – Listener Quickie: Kooky Spook


In Episode 56 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Brian for the story submission!

Woman Tried To Trespass On CIA Grounds While Asking To Speak To ‘Agent Penis’, Police Say
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/cia-trespass-arrest-agent-penis-virginia-langley-police-jennifer-hernandez-a8902436.html

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E056 – Listener Quickie: Kooky Spook

E055 – Tattoos, Yoga Pants, Concealed Weapons, and Sex On The Beach


In Episode 55 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a misspelled word was the least troubling thing about a Florida Man’s tattoo, Yoga Pants can’t hide what a Florida Woman was smuggling, Florida Man mows right into a police car, and Sex on the Beach isn’t just a drink for a Florida Couple.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Brandon Dwayne Hayley
  • Lucian “Luke” Evans
  • Brett “Wolf” Singleton
  • Mary “Beth” Durham
  • JanCarlos Torres
  • Gary Wayne Anderson
  • Brian Vazquez
  • Ashley Dobbins
News Sources:

Florida Men Forcibly Tattoo Slur On Man’s Neck — Spell It Wrong
https://www.ocala.com/news/20190501/cops-group-forcibly-tattoo-slur-on-mans-neck—spell-it-wrong

Florida Man Fleeing Police Orders Lyft When Car Gets A Flat
https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2019/05/01/fleeing-driver-orders-lyft-when-car-gets-flat-florida-police-say

Florida Woman Pulls Gator From Her Yoga Pants During A Traffic Stop
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40424775/florida-woman-pulls-gator-from-her-pants-during-charlotte-county-traffic-stop

Florida Man Shot When Wife Drops Purse In Publix Checkout
https://www.wfla.com/1980908768

Florida Man Charged With DUI After Crashing Lawn Mower Into Police Cruiser
https://www.theledger.com/news/20190506/haines-city-police-man-charged-with-dui-after-crashing-lawn-mower-into-police-cruiser

Florida Couple Arrested For Having Sex On The Beach
https://www.wkrg.com/news/northwest-florida/pensacola-couple-arrested-for-having-sex-on-the-beach/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Accused Of Beating Girlfriend For Drinking ‘the Last Of His Vodka’
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-man-accused-of-beating-girlfriend-for-drinking-the-last-of-his-vodka/

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E055 – Tattoos, Yoga Pants, Concealed Weapons, and Sex On The Beach