Category: Episodes

In Episode 79 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Woman grabs her husband’s junk, Florida Man grabs a cop’s ass, Florida Man hides his weed somewhere the cops would totally never think to look mon, and Florida Woman adds her own flavorings to a restaurant’s ice cream inventory.

• Anastacia Tasch
• Trenton James Rich
• Jung Soon Wypcha
• Stephanie Workman
• Frank O’Rouke
• Samuel Antwoine Bryant
• Charlie Lee
• Jacob Hisel

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Florida Woman’s Midnight Performance of The Nutcracker Was Not Well Liked By Her Husband

Pensacola Man Masturbating Outside Walmart Grabbed Deputy’s Rear End

Diamond Dave’s Ninja School

Florida Woman Accused of Urinating, Spitting on Restaurant Ice Cream

Florida Woman Charged With Attacking Man With Griddle After They Discussed Divorce

Florida Man Bitten By Shark While Surfing, Goes To Bar Instead Of Hospital

Florida Man Arrested After Cop Finds Marijuana Stash In His Bob Marley Backpack

Florida Man Stabbed In Throat By His Own Pool Furniture

Patreon Exclusive Story: Wanted Florida Man Gives Cops His Brother’s Name. It Didn’t Help

Florida Man D&D monster statblock

Continue reading E079 – Groin Grabber, Confection Contaminator, Reggae Reefer, and Windpipe Wonder

In Episode 77 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man’s wife is naked in public and that’s not the hottest part of the story, Florida Man sets a new show record for hiding drugs, another Florida Man sets a new record for drinking beer, and a Florida teen gets a head start on becoming a Florida Man.

• Donald Allen Moran
• Derick McKay
• Michael Monahan
• De’Erica Cooks
• Alex Bonilla
• Jaelyn Alexander

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Florida Man Accused Of Leaving Naked Wife On Side Of Highway And Setting Her Car On Fire
https://weartv.com/search/pensacola-man-leaves-wife-on-scenic-highway-naked-arrested-after-setting-her-car-on-fire

Florida Man Stuck Cocaine, Crack, Heroin And Pills In His Butt
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/deputies-florida-man-stuck-cocaine-crack-heroin-and-pills-in-his-butt/67-7d5b4ba9-30e2-4ade-b990-566a6facf34f

Florida Man Attempts to Fight Police After Downing 33 Beers
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/07/17/possible-drink-33-beers-evening/1706769001/

Florida Woman Accused of Assault Over Pizza Slice
https://www.wbrz.com/news/i-m-going-to-cut-you-florida-woman-accused-of-assault-over-pizza-slice/

A Tourist Didn’t Have a FastPass, So She Punched A Disney Employee
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/business/tourism/os-bz-disney-tourist-terror-20190722-bf3kpc65ezhftixb4pbyzq5hem-story.html

Florida Man Attacks Wife’s Lover With Scissors And Flees With His Penis
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/07/16/florida-man-cuts-off-penis-wifes-lover-scissors-police/1752177001/

Florida Teen Burglarized Vehicles While Wearing Ankle Monitor
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/weird/wtflorida/florida-teen-with-ankle-monitor-burglarized-vehicles-deputies-say/67-eb91fe8d-fc32-4d97-8e48-b1c3daab193b

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Carjacker Can’t Drive Stick Shift, Gets Arrested
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/deputies-florida-carjacker-cant-drive-stick-shift-gets-arrested/?fbclid=IwAR3A8HFv0Yj1ZPf_mAtuNcvTpWZtL7MqkL0Qkl8NbIyeoUMKg0U9Pbm3y90
Continue reading E077 – Auto Arsonist, Lager Liar, Tower Terrorist, and Penile Pilferer

In Episode 75 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man couldn’t give two shits, but he does manage to throw one, another Florida Man DOES give a shit, a Florida football star gets robbed by two Florida Women, and a couple other Florida Women try to get revenge on their exes.

• Dorleans Philidor
• Coffii Castellion
• Anastasia Lantier
• Le’Veon Bell
• Sara Searer
• Courtney Irby
• Joseph Carrao

Please Nominate Florida Men at PodcastAwards.com in the People’s Choice and Comedy categories right now if you haven’t already. 

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A Florida Man Threw His Own Feces At A Miami Judge. Then, The Jury Acquitted Him
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article231823548.html

Man Caught Performing Disgusting Act On Florida Homeowner’s Driveway
https://www.foxnews.com/us/stranger-caught-pooping-florida-driveway-ring-camera

Florida Woman, Is Arrested For Hitting A Hospital Worker ‘With A Used Sanitary Pad She Pulled From Her Underwear’
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7033849/Florida-woman-29-arrested-hitting-worker-hospital-worker-used-sanitary-pad.html

Florida Woman Accused Of Throwing Hot Coffee At A Woman In Burger King
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-woman-accused-of-throwing-hot-coffee-at-a-woman-in-burger-king/67-be164c97-dd49-433a-b44e-ada1fa59b32c

Florida Women Stole $520,000 In Jewelry From NY Jets Star Le’Veon Bell
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7168013/Jets-LeVeon-Bell-left-two-women-naked-bed-stole-520-000-jewelry-him.html

Florida Woman Allegedly Attacked Ex With Gun, Machete, ADT Sign
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article232070642.html

Florida Woman Arrested For Turning In Husband’s Guns After He Tried To Run Her Over
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-woman-arrested-for-turning-in-husbands-guns-after-he-tried-to-run-her-over

Patreon Exclusive Story: He Was Accused Of Killing Pinky The Flamingo At A Florida Theme Park. Now He’s Dead, Too
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article231960548.html Continue reading E075 – Courtroom Coprophile, Malicious Menses, Jet Jackers, and Earnest Exes

In Episode 73 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida cops gotta catch ’em all, Florida Man tried to break into a Buddhist temple, then things got weird, a Florida gator turns into a makeshift speed bump, and two Florida Men demonstrate why you should always keep a lid on your drinks.

• Jonathan Ortiz
• Jesus Oscar Ferrer, Jr.
• Jack Williams
• Richard Lewis
• Robert Tyson

Please Nominate Florida Men at PodcastAwards.com in the People’s Choice and Comedy categories right now if you haven’t already. While you’re there, vote for the other podcasts you love.

Florida Man Arrested For Drug Possession While Trying To Catch Pokemon
http://www.fox35orlando.com/news/local-news/florida-man-arrested-for-drug-possession-while-trying-to-catch-pokemon

Florida Man Dressed As Spider-Man Power-Washes Roof
https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20190618/florida-man-dressed-as-spider-man-power-washes-roof/1

Florida Man Flees Buddha Temple Half Naked
https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/florida-man-flees-buddha-temple-half-naked/2089013839

Florida Man Attacks Woman With Condiment Packets For Bringing Him Wrong McDonald’s Order
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-attacks-woman-condiment-packets-bringing-him-wrong-mcdonalds-order-1447017

Florida Man Drives Semi Truck Over A 463-Pound Alligator
https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/20/us/alligator-died-semi-truck-florida-trnd/index.html
https://www.autoblog.com/2019/06/20/463-pound-12-foot-alligator-tallahassee-florida/

Florida Man Tried To Get Back At His Ex-girlfriend By Putting Lysol In Her Pickle Juice, Bleaching Her Clothes
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-volusia-county-richard-lewis-deland-police-department-poisoning-lysol-arrested-1445139

Florida Man Who Put Bodily Fluid In Female Co-Worker’s Water Mug Gets Off With No Jail Time
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/slap-on-the-wrist-water-652930

Florida Cops Search For Owner Of Prosthetic Ear Discovered On Florida Beach
https://nypost.com/2019/06/20/cops-look-for-owner-of-prosthetic-ear-found-on-florida-beach/ Continue reading E073 – Pokemon Pothead, Spidey Scrubber, Buddha Break-in, and Drink Disturbers