Category: Episodes

E040 – Bomb Squad, TSA, Commissioner Licker, and Mariticide



In Episode 40 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man thinks he doesn’t need the bomb squad, a Florida Woman cuts in line at the Orlando airport, a Florida Woman’s political career is licked, and a Florida Man predicts his own death.

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News Sources:

Florida Man Finds Pipe Bomb, Cuts It In Half, THEN Calls Police.
http://amp.fox13news.com/news/local-news/explosive-found-in-terra-ceia-detonated-at-farm

Florida Woman Wielding Knife Shoves Her Way Past TSA, Yells ‘I Know My Rights’
https://www.wsbradio.com/news/national/know-rights-florida-woman-with-knife-shoves-her-way-past-tsa-airport-police-say/ZhEqftZardtYCbqTHyFzdL/

Florida Woman Allegedly Made A Habit Of Licking Men’s Faces. She Has Now Resigned As City Commissioner
 https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/02/07/florida-politician-allegedly-made-habit-licking-mens-faces-now-shes-resigned/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.bdb37a29d2f5

Florida Man Said He Should Hide Knives From Wife — Then She Stabbed Him To Death
 https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article225917730.html

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
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E039 – Pork Slap, Hippo Attack, Jerk Store, and Cat Lady



In Episode 39 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man gets slapped in the face with some hard meat, a Florida Woman pisses off a hippopotamus, a Florida Man got really excited at Dollar General, and a Florida Woman is a crazy cat lady.

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News Sources:

Florida Woman arrested for throwing frozen pork chop at boyfriend
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/pork-chop-battery-780129

Florida Woman attacked by an angry hippo during Zimbabwe vacation
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6653199/Florida-woman-37-speaks-attacked-angry-hippo-dream-Zimbabwe-vacation.html

Florida Man accused of openly masturbating in Dollar General
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/orange-county-corrections-officer-accused-of-openly-masturbating-in-dollar-general/911239873?fbclid=IwAR0VxfOwp3bt1JgXaeqdKN-YfnS7hbHNJVp0k79uMsH1M-0KDfTAVU4Kx-o

Florida Woman hides in cat cage after hitting dog walker with his own flashlight
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/florida-woman-hides-in-cat-cage-after-hitting-dog-walker-with-flashlight-police-say/912756289

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E038 – Casey Anthony, William Shatner’s Love Child, a Waffle House Floozy, and a Pill Thief



In Episode 38 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Woman Casey Anthony should just shut up already, a Florida Man should just give up already, a Florida Woman reminds Phil that Joel still owes him Waffle House, and a Florida Man steals the wrong pills.

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News Sources:

Florida Woman Casey Anthony reveals she’ll visit wife killer Scott Peterson to ‘help wrongfully convicted people’
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6616651/Casey-Anthony-visit-Scott-Peterson-help-wrongfully-convicted-people-cancels-reality-show.html

Florida Man, 62, claims he is William Shatner’s love child
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6624011/Florida-man-62-claims-William-Shatners-love-child-tries-actors-name.html

Florida Woman accused of dancing naked in Waffle House parking lot, licking employee
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/weird/wtflorida/florida-woman-accused-of-dancing-naked-in-waffle-house-parking-lot-licking-employee/67-301bf130-1f06-49ad-86b8-19c797b5ee57

Florida Man steals the wrong prescription
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/funny/laxative-theft-mistake-164923

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
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E037 – Machete, Rolex, Syringes, and Chill Pills



In Episode 37 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man tries to kill his neighbor with Kindness, a Florida woman plays hide and seek with stolen Rolexes, a Florida man plays hide and seek with 3 syringes, and a Florida woman has no chill.

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News Sources:

Florida Man Tries To Kill His Neighbor With Kindness, His Machete
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article224512290.html

Florida Woman Stashed Five Stolen Rolexes Inside Her Body
http://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/01/14/stolen-rolex-watches-found-during-strip-search-florida-woman/

Florida Man Says 3 Syringes Found In His Rectum Aren’t His, Claims To Not Know How They Got There
https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/clearwater-man-denies-3-syringes-found-in-his-rectum-are-his/1691775047

Florida woman pulls gun at salon after being told to take a ‘chill pill’
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/39789097/florida-woman-pulls-gun-told-to-take-chill-pill-in-cape-coral

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
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Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
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