E081 – Thumb Taster, Window Waster, Door Buster, and Macaroni Mauler



In Episode 81 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man becomes a food critic, he gives a thumbs up to Cinnabon, a thumbs down to Mac & Cheese, and alligators call Florida Man: The Other White Meat.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Laurie Ann Caluwaert
  • Yesenia Casiano
  • Kimberly Jean Carroll
  • George Stubbs
  • Dustin Riley Tyrrell
  • Dale Lawrence Irwin

News Sources:

Florida Woman Busted For Using Hotel Pool, Trying To Charge Drinks To Fake Room Number

The Breakers Pool on Google Maps

Florida Man is the Alligator’s Favorite Flavor of Human

Florida Woman Bit Off Her Boyfriend’s Appendage

Florida Woman Busted Over Meat And Potatoes Beef

Florida Man Hit His Girlfriend With A Door During Argument Over A Video Game

Florida Man Throws Rock Through Wendy’s Window Because He Wanted Cinnabons

Florida Man Choked His Adult Daughter for Making Mac & Cheese

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Stopped A Man From Ending His Own Life By Reciting Linkin Park Lyrics

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org

Call 1-800-273-8255

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E079 – Groin Grabber, Confection Contaminator, Reggae Reefer, and Windpipe Wonder


In Episode 79 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Woman grabs her husband’s junk, Florida Man grabs a cop’s ass, Florida Man hides his weed somewhere the cops would totally never think to look mon, and Florida Woman adds her own flavorings to a restaurant’s ice cream inventory.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Anastacia Tasch
  • Trenton James Rich
  • Jung Soon Wypcha
  • Stephanie Workman
  • Frank O’Rouke
  • Samuel Antwoine Bryant
  • Charlie Lee
  • Jacob Hisel

News Sources:

Florida Woman’s Midnight Performance of The Nutcracker Was Not Well Liked By Her Husband

Pensacola Man Masturbating Outside Walmart Grabbed Deputy’s Rear End

Diamond Dave’s Ninja School

Florida Woman Accused of Urinating, Spitting on Restaurant Ice Cream

Florida Woman Charged With Attacking Man With Griddle After They Discussed Divorce

Florida Man Bitten By Shark While Surfing, Goes To Bar Instead Of Hospital

Florida Man Arrested After Cop Finds Marijuana Stash In His Bob Marley Backpack

Florida Man Stabbed In Throat By His Own Pool Furniture

Patreon Exclusive Story: Wanted Florida Man Gives Cops His Brother’s Name. It Didn’t Help

Florida Man D&D monster statblock

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E078 – Listener Quickie: Oklahoma Overkill


In Episode 78 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Leif and Erica for the story submission!

News Sources:

Rattlesnake, Uranium, And Whiskey Found During Oklahoma Traffic Stop
https://www.wdrb.com/news/national/rattlesnake-uranium-whiskey-found-during-traffic-stop-in-oklahoma/article_3d21172f-81b8-57dc-a120-35347e8cba05.html

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E077 – Auto Arsonist, Lager Liar, Tower Terrorist, and Penile Pilferer


In Episode 77 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man’s wife is naked in public and that’s not the hottest part of the story, Florida Man sets a new show record for hiding drugs, another Florida Man sets a new record for drinking beer, and a Florida teen gets a head start on becoming a Florida Man.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Donald Allen Moran
  • Derick McKay
  • Michael Monahan
  • De’Erica Cooks
  • Alex Bonilla
  • Jaelyn Alexander

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News Sources:

Florida Man Accused Of Leaving Naked Wife On Side Of Highway And Setting Her Car On Fire
https://weartv.com/search/pensacola-man-leaves-wife-on-scenic-highway-naked-arrested-after-setting-her-car-on-fire

Florida Man Stuck Cocaine, Crack, Heroin And Pills In His Butt
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/deputies-florida-man-stuck-cocaine-crack-heroin-and-pills-in-his-butt/67-7d5b4ba9-30e2-4ade-b990-566a6facf34f

Florida Man Attempts to Fight Police After Downing 33 Beers
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/07/17/possible-drink-33-beers-evening/1706769001/

Florida Woman Accused of Assault Over Pizza Slice
https://www.wbrz.com/news/i-m-going-to-cut-you-florida-woman-accused-of-assault-over-pizza-slice/

A Tourist Didn’t Have a FastPass, So She Punched A Disney Employee
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/business/tourism/os-bz-disney-tourist-terror-20190722-bf3kpc65ezhftixb4pbyzq5hem-story.html

Florida Man Attacks Wife’s Lover With Scissors And Flees With His Penis
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/07/16/florida-man-cuts-off-penis-wifes-lover-scissors-police/1752177001/

Florida Teen Burglarized Vehicles While Wearing Ankle Monitor
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/weird/wtflorida/florida-teen-with-ankle-monitor-burglarized-vehicles-deputies-say/67-eb91fe8d-fc32-4d97-8e48-b1c3daab193b

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Carjacker Can’t Drive Stick Shift, Gets Arrested
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/deputies-florida-carjacker-cant-drive-stick-shift-gets-arrested/?fbclid=IwAR3A8HFv0Yj1ZPf_mAtuNcvTpWZtL7MqkL0Qkl8NbIyeoUMKg0U9Pbm3y90
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E076 – Listener Quickie: Michigan Meth Mama


In Episode 76 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel gets a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Travis for the story submission!

News Sources:

Meth Seized From ‘Body Cavity’ Leads To Arrest Of Michigan Woman
https://www.mlive.com/news/2019/07/meth-seized-from-body-cavity-leads-to-arrest-of-michigan-woman.html

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E075 – Courtroom Coprophile, Malicious Menses, Jet Jackers, and Earnest Exes


In Episode 75 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man couldn’t give two shits, but he does manage to throw one, another Florida Man DOES give a shit, a Florida football star gets robbed by two Florida Women, and a couple other Florida Women try to get revenge on their exes.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Dorleans Philidor
  • Coffii Castellion
  • Anastasia Lantier
  • Le’Veon Bell
  • Sara Searer
  • Courtney Irby
  • Joseph Carrao

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News Sources:

A Florida Man Threw His Own Feces At A Miami Judge. Then, The Jury Acquitted Him
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article231823548.html

Man Caught Performing Disgusting Act On Florida Homeowner’s Driveway
https://www.foxnews.com/us/stranger-caught-pooping-florida-driveway-ring-camera

Florida Woman, Is Arrested For Hitting A Hospital Worker ‘With A Used Sanitary Pad She Pulled From Her Underwear’
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7033849/Florida-woman-29-arrested-hitting-worker-hospital-worker-used-sanitary-pad.html

Florida Woman Accused Of Throwing Hot Coffee At A Woman In Burger King
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-woman-accused-of-throwing-hot-coffee-at-a-woman-in-burger-king/67-be164c97-dd49-433a-b44e-ada1fa59b32c

Florida Women Stole $520,000 In Jewelry From NY Jets Star Le’Veon Bell
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7168013/Jets-LeVeon-Bell-left-two-women-naked-bed-stole-520-000-jewelry-him.html

Florida Woman Allegedly Attacked Ex With Gun, Machete, ADT Sign
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article232070642.html

Florida Woman Arrested For Turning In Husband’s Guns After He Tried To Run Her Over
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-woman-arrested-for-turning-in-husbands-guns-after-he-tried-to-run-her-over

Patreon Exclusive Story: He Was Accused Of Killing Pinky The Flamingo At A Florida Theme Park. Now He’s Dead, Too
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E074 – Listener Quickie: Stripclub Schoolmaster


In Episode 74 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Bill for the story submission!

News Sources:

Catholic School Principal Resigns After Arrest At Strip Club While On School Field Trip
https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/news/crime_police/article_fcfb704a-83e2-11e9-bde8-cb57655afd87.html

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E073 – Pokemon Pothead, Spidey Scrubber, Buddha Break-in, and Drink Disturbers


In Episode 73 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida cops gotta catch ’em all, Florida Man tried to break into a Buddhist temple, then things got weird, a Florida gator turns into a makeshift speed bump, and two Florida Men demonstrate why you should always keep a lid on your drinks.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Jonathan Ortiz
  • Jesus Oscar Ferrer, Jr.
  • Jack Williams
  • Richard Lewis
  • Robert Tyson

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News Sources:

Florida Man Arrested For Drug Possession While Trying To Catch Pokemon
http://www.fox35orlando.com/news/local-news/florida-man-arrested-for-drug-possession-while-trying-to-catch-pokemon

Florida Man Dressed As Spider-Man Power-Washes Roof
https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20190618/florida-man-dressed-as-spider-man-power-washes-roof/1

Florida Man Flees Buddha Temple Half Naked
https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/florida-man-flees-buddha-temple-half-naked/2089013839

Florida Man Attacks Woman With Condiment Packets For Bringing Him Wrong McDonald’s Order
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-attacks-woman-condiment-packets-bringing-him-wrong-mcdonalds-order-1447017

Florida Man Drives Semi Truck Over A 463-Pound Alligator
https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/20/us/alligator-died-semi-truck-florida-trnd/index.html
https://www.autoblog.com/2019/06/20/463-pound-12-foot-alligator-tallahassee-florida/

Florida Man Tried To Get Back At His Ex-girlfriend By Putting Lysol In Her Pickle Juice, Bleaching Her Clothes
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-volusia-county-richard-lewis-deland-police-department-poisoning-lysol-arrested-1445139

Florida Man Who Put Bodily Fluid In Female Co-Worker’s Water Mug Gets Off With No Jail Time
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/slap-on-the-wrist-water-652930

Florida Cops Search For Owner Of Prosthetic Ear Discovered On Florida Beach
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E072 – Listener Quickie: Pelican Puncher


In Episode 72 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Roxanne for the story submission!

News Sources:

Maryland Man Sentenced After Being Caught On Camera Tackling A Key West Pelican
https://www.foxnews.com/us/maryland-man-sentenced-after-being-caught-on-camera-tackling-a-key-west-pelican-report

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival 
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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