E014 – Crash, Crack, Zap, and Splash



In Episode 14 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man plays bumper cars with the real thing, just because it’s CALLED a crack pipe, doesn’t mean that’s where you keep it, oh what a feeling when I’m dancing on the ceiling, and 7-Eleven has to deal with some really shitty customers.

News Sources

Florida man accused of causing separate hit-and-run crashes minutes apart
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-accused-of-separate-hit-and-runs-minute-apart

Florida Woman arrested at Walmart, then hid a crack pipe and drugs in her vagina
https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/She-stole-from-a-St-Petersburg-Walmart-then-hid-drugs-in-body-on-way-to-jail-police-say_170515853

Florida man shocked while attempting parkour on power pole
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/florida-man-shocked-while-attempting-parkour-on-power-pole

Florida Man dumps bucket of human waste inside 7-Eleven after being kicked out
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/vile-slurry-arrest-710532

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E013 – Gunfire, Identity Theft, Beer Run, and Ice Cream



In Episode 13 of Florida Men: The Podcast, gunshots rang out like a bell, grabbed my nine all I heard was shells, tell me why ain’t nothin’ but a mistake, B double E double R. U. N. with a G.A.T.O.R., and I’m your ice cream man, stop me when I’m passing by.

News Sources

Florida Man arrested after firing shots out of his car’s sunroof on a Clearwater bridge
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/Man-arrested-after-firing-shots-out-of-his-car-s-sunroof-on-a-Clearwater-bridge-police-say_170411765

Florida Man Stole IDs of a Miami Dolphin, a Tennis Pro and a Backstreet Boy
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article215442315.html

Florida Man Wielding Live Gator Chases People in Convenience Store
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/07/28/florida-man-wielding-live-gator-chases-people-in-convenience-store-video-shows.html

Florida Man Caught Trying to Steal Ice Cream Truck
http://www.fox10tv.com/story/38754565/florida-man-caught-trying-to-steal-ice-cream-truck

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E012 – Runner, Huffer, Duper, and Wanker



In Episode 12 of Florida Men: The Podcast, stand up and face the organ grinder music, looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue, the lady at the glory hole had a five-o clock shadow, and If I can’t masturbate in front of the window, nobody can.

News Sources

FOLLOW-UP: Florida Woman Whose Monkey Bit Home Depot Worker in Custody After Fleeing State
https://www.mypalmbeachpost.com/news/local/new-florida-woman-whose-monkey-bit-home-depot-worker-custody-after-fleeing-state/7J1UQR3rtaqCwnsjf4fNCL/

Florida Man Caught Huffing at Walmart, had Seven Cans Around Him
https://www.ajc.com/news/national/florida-man-caught-huffing-walmart-had-seven-cans-around-him/n33v4flKbks8ApyXN7VLYL/

Florida Man Posed as Housewife and Filmed Himself Having Sex With Men
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Man-Secretly-Recorded-Himself-Having-Sex-Released-Videos-to-Porn-Sites-488566231.html

Florida Man Sets Apartment Fire Because Manager Told Him To Stop Masturbating
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kenneth-haskins-apartment-fire-masturbation_n_4724538

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