E072 – Listener Quickie: Pelican Puncher


In Episode 72 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Roxanne for the story submission!

News Sources:

Maryland Man Sentenced After Being Caught On Camera Tackling A Key West Pelican
https://www.foxnews.com/us/maryland-man-sentenced-after-being-caught-on-camera-tackling-a-key-west-pelican-report

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E070 – Listener Quickie: German Grenade and Unauthorized Autobahn


In Episode 70 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Katja for the story submission!

News Sources:

Woman Finds Grenade – What She Does With It Shocks Experienced Police Officers
https://www.tz.de/welt/bayern-frau-findet-granate-was-sie-damit-macht-schockt-erfahrene-polizeibeamte-zr-12366334.html

Car Driver Presents Driving School Receipt Instead Of Driver’s License
https://www.tz.de/welt/paderborn-autofahrer-legt-fahrschul-quittung-statt-fuehrerschein-vor-zr-12417317.html

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July 13, 2019
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E069 – Meth Muncher, Casino Crook, Concert Crasher, and Brazen Biker


In Episode 69 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man has a crack snack while running from cops, Florida Woman gets methed up at both ends, Florida Woman finds out why what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, and a Florida Man stealing a scooter asks the wrong person for help.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Fabricio Tueros
  • Mark Edward Welch
  • Elvia Estrada
  • Catherine Allford
  • Raymond Millwater
News Sources:

Florida Man Tells Cops, The Cocaine You See On My Nose Is Not My Cocaine
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article231380053.html

Florida Man Swallows 20 Rocks Of Crack, Leads Cops On Chase From Miami To Upper Keys
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/06/12/florida-man-swallows-20-crack-rocks-police-chase-miami-upper-keys/

Florida Woman Swallows Meth During Traffic Stop, Then Had A Heart Attack
https://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article231392943.html

Florida Man Took Cocaine And Ate Puffer Fish Liver, Ended Up In ICU
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-took-cocaine-ate-puffer-fish-liver-intensive-care-1443312

Florida Woman Accused Of Operating Casino In Her Garage
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40622324/underground-gambling-spot-busted-in-fort-myers

Florida Woman Drove Car Into Concert Crowd, Then Bundles Of Cash Fell From Under Her Dress As Deputies Closed In
https://www.mercurynews.com/2019/06/11/bundles-of-cash-fell-from-under-her-dress-as-deputies-closed-in/

Florida Man Asked Cops For Help Starting Motorcycle He’d Stolen
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/largo-man-asks-officer-to-help-start-the-scooter-police-say-he-was-trying-to-steal-20190613/#

Patreon Exclusive Story: Stowaway Snake Slithers Out Of Man’s Backpack On Trip To Hawaii From Florida
https://www.naplesnews.com/story/news/local/watercooler/2019/06/13/stowaway-snake-slithers-out-man-backpack-trip-hawaii-from-florida/1447001001/

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July 13, 2019
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E068 – Listener Quickie: Bullet Balls


In Episode 68 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Matthew for the story submission!

News Sources:

Trouble Snowballs For Man Who Shot Himself
https://www.wenatcheeworld.com/news/trouble-snowballs-for-man-who-shot-himself/article_bc761e90-7c07-11e9-9a2e-87ca3ce75ad3.html

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E067 – Bathtime Battery, McDonald’s Magic Mike, Turtle Trampler, and Floaty F–ker


In Episode 67 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man wants his roommate to be stinky, Florida Man tries to cash in on this whole “tiny house” craze, Florida Man shows some McDonald’s customers his McNuggets, and we get additional details straight from a Florida Man who’s not going to be seeing his girlfriend any time soon.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Tyler Sweeney
  • Katie Lee Pitchford
  • Kerville Holness
  • Antoine Rutherford
  • Byron Christianoudis
  • Shonta Bolds
  • John F. Morgan
  • Yaqun Lo
  • Christopher William Monnin
News Sources:

Florida Man Whose Girlfriend Squeezed His Privates Until They Bled Says He Still Loves Her
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7138643/Florida-man-tells-girlfriend-squeezed-testicles-bled.html

Florida Man Thought He Bought A Villa, Actually Paid Thousands For 100-by-1 Foot Strip Of Land
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-ne-tax-auction-leaves-buyer-hurting-20190615-d573l2aw7nbk7hgf4y2d36qcoy-story.html

Florida Man Attacked Landlord For Accusing Him Of Taking Too Many Showers
https://thehollywoodunlocked.com/florida-man-attacked-landlord-for-accusing-him-of-taking-too-many-showers/

Florida Woman Charged With Assault After Admitting To Throwing Coconut At Man Outside Strip Club
http://www.fox35orlando.com/unusual/florida-woman-charged-with-assault-after-admitting-to-throwing-coconut-at-man-outside-strip-club-po

Florida Man Dances Naked at McDonald’s. Customers Weren’t Loving It
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article231419428.html

Woman Arrested For Disturbing Sea Turtle Nest On Miami Beach

Smug Mugshots
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/miami-beach/woman-arrested-for-disturbing-sea-turtle-nest-on-miami-beach

Florida Man Accused Of Stealing Pool Floats Says He Did It For Sexual Gratification
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-accused-stealing-pool-floats-says-he-did-it-sexual-gratification-instead-raping-1444205

Patreon Exclusive Story: Woman Loses Job When Her Phone Number Is Listed As Amazon Distribution Center Online
http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/woman-loses-job-when-her-phone-number-is-listed-as-amazon-distribution-center-online

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E066 – Listener Quickie: Sweaty Sodas


In Episode 66 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Thomas for the story submission!

News Sources:

Suspected Walmart Thief Hid In Trunk, Covered Herself In Mountain Dew
https://jocoreport.com/shoplifting-suspect-found-hiding-in-trunk-of-car-drenched-in-mountain-dew/

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