E072 – Listener Quickie: Pelican Puncher


In Episode 72 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Roxanne for the story submission!

News Sources:

Maryland Man Sentenced After Being Caught On Camera Tackling A Key West Pelican
https://www.foxnews.com/us/maryland-man-sentenced-after-being-caught-on-camera-tackling-a-key-west-pelican-report

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E070 – Listener Quickie: German Grenade and Unauthorized Autobahn


In Episode 70 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Katja for the story submission!

News Sources:

Woman Finds Grenade – What She Does With It Shocks Experienced Police Officers
https://www.tz.de/welt/bayern-frau-findet-granate-was-sie-damit-macht-schockt-erfahrene-polizeibeamte-zr-12366334.html

Car Driver Presents Driving School Receipt Instead Of Driver’s License
https://www.tz.de/welt/paderborn-autofahrer-legt-fahrschul-quittung-statt-fuehrerschein-vor-zr-12417317.html

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E069 – Meth Muncher, Casino Crook, Concert Crasher, and Brazen Biker


In Episode 69 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man has a crack snack while running from cops, Florida Woman gets methed up at both ends, Florida Woman finds out why what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, and a Florida Man stealing a scooter asks the wrong person for help.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Fabricio Tueros
  • Mark Edward Welch
  • Elvia Estrada
  • Catherine Allford
  • Raymond Millwater
News Sources:

Florida Man Tells Cops, The Cocaine You See On My Nose Is Not My Cocaine
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article231380053.html

Florida Man Swallows 20 Rocks Of Crack, Leads Cops On Chase From Miami To Upper Keys
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/06/12/florida-man-swallows-20-crack-rocks-police-chase-miami-upper-keys/

Florida Woman Swallows Meth During Traffic Stop, Then Had A Heart Attack
https://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article231392943.html

Florida Man Took Cocaine And Ate Puffer Fish Liver, Ended Up In ICU
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-took-cocaine-ate-puffer-fish-liver-intensive-care-1443312

Florida Woman Accused Of Operating Casino In Her Garage
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40622324/underground-gambling-spot-busted-in-fort-myers

Florida Woman Drove Car Into Concert Crowd, Then Bundles Of Cash Fell From Under Her Dress As Deputies Closed In
https://www.mercurynews.com/2019/06/11/bundles-of-cash-fell-from-under-her-dress-as-deputies-closed-in/

Florida Man Asked Cops For Help Starting Motorcycle He’d Stolen
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/largo-man-asks-officer-to-help-start-the-scooter-police-say-he-was-trying-to-steal-20190613/#

Patreon Exclusive Story: Stowaway Snake Slithers Out Of Man’s Backpack On Trip To Hawaii From Florida
https://www.naplesnews.com/story/news/local/watercooler/2019/06/13/stowaway-snake-slithers-out-man-backpack-trip-hawaii-from-florida/1447001001/

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E068 – Listener Quickie: Bullet Balls


In Episode 68 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Matthew for the story submission!

News Sources:

Trouble Snowballs For Man Who Shot Himself
https://www.wenatcheeworld.com/news/trouble-snowballs-for-man-who-shot-himself/article_bc761e90-7c07-11e9-9a2e-87ca3ce75ad3.html

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E067 – Bathtime Battery, McDonald’s Magic Mike, Turtle Trampler, and Floaty F–ker


In Episode 67 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man wants his roommate to be stinky, Florida Man tries to cash in on this whole “tiny house” craze, Florida Man shows some McDonald’s customers his McNuggets, and we get additional details straight from a Florida Man who’s not going to be seeing his girlfriend any time soon.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Tyler Sweeney
  • Katie Lee Pitchford
  • Kerville Holness
  • Antoine Rutherford
  • Byron Christianoudis
  • Shonta Bolds
  • John F. Morgan
  • Yaqun Lo
  • Christopher William Monnin
News Sources:

Florida Man Whose Girlfriend Squeezed His Privates Until They Bled Says He Still Loves Her
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7138643/Florida-man-tells-girlfriend-squeezed-testicles-bled.html

Florida Man Thought He Bought A Villa, Actually Paid Thousands For 100-by-1 Foot Strip Of Land
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-ne-tax-auction-leaves-buyer-hurting-20190615-d573l2aw7nbk7hgf4y2d36qcoy-story.html

Florida Man Attacked Landlord For Accusing Him Of Taking Too Many Showers
https://thehollywoodunlocked.com/florida-man-attacked-landlord-for-accusing-him-of-taking-too-many-showers/

Florida Woman Charged With Assault After Admitting To Throwing Coconut At Man Outside Strip Club
http://www.fox35orlando.com/unusual/florida-woman-charged-with-assault-after-admitting-to-throwing-coconut-at-man-outside-strip-club-po

Florida Man Dances Naked at McDonald’s. Customers Weren’t Loving It
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article231419428.html

Woman Arrested For Disturbing Sea Turtle Nest On Miami Beach

Smug Mugshots
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/miami-beach/woman-arrested-for-disturbing-sea-turtle-nest-on-miami-beach

Florida Man Accused Of Stealing Pool Floats Says He Did It For Sexual Gratification
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-accused-stealing-pool-floats-says-he-did-it-sexual-gratification-instead-raping-1444205

Patreon Exclusive Story: Woman Loses Job When Her Phone Number Is Listed As Amazon Distribution Center Online
http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/woman-loses-job-when-her-phone-number-is-listed-as-amazon-distribution-center-online

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E066 – Listener Quickie: Sweaty Sodas


In Episode 66 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Thomas for the story submission!

News Sources:

Suspected Walmart Thief Hid In Trunk, Covered Herself In Mountain Dew
https://jocoreport.com/shoplifting-suspect-found-hiding-in-trunk-of-car-drenched-in-mountain-dew/

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E065 – Chicken Coop, Circle K-P, Alexa Assassin, and Gym Jerk


In Episode 65 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man shows New York what Florida Man is all about, up close and personal, Florida Man makes a pit stop at a convenience store, Florida Man is Siri-ous about hating his wife’s friend, Alexa, and Florida Man passes the ketchup to his girlfriend.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • John Mehne
  • John Toddy
  • Peter Wagman
  • Terrance J. Peterson
  • Arthur L. Disbrow
  • Natasha Ethel Bagley
  • Genesis Peguero
News Sources:

Naked Florida Man Who Crashed A Stolen Car Then Evaded Chasing Police Found In Chicken Coop After Killing Family Dog
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-john-mehne-new-york-state-police-chicken-coop-police-chase-1442705

Naked Florida Man Arrested After Urinating On Convenience Store Doors
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40615840/naked-florida-man-arrested-after-urinating-on-convenience-store-doors

Florida Man Disrupts Restaurant, Tells Officers ‘go To Dunkin’ Donuts’
https://www.winknews.com/2019/06/09/florida-man-disrupts-restaurant-tells-officers-go-to-dunkin-donuts/

Florida Man Arrested For Covering Sleeping Girlfriend In Ketchup
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-covering-sleeping-girlfriend-ketchup-thats-what-you-get-bh-1442215

Florida Woman Calls Cops On Her Husband After He Shot Her Amazon Alexa
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article231341443.html

Florida Man Says Woman At Gym ‘Liked It’ When He Masturbated
http://www.brevardtimes.com/2019/06/florida-man-says-woman-at-gym-liked-it-when-he-masturbated/

Florida Man Tries Blowtorch To Open ATM, Welds It Shut Instead
https://weartv.com/news/offbeat/florida-thief-takes-blowtorch-to-atm-welds-it-shut-instead

Patreon Exclusive Story:
Woman Arrested For Assaulting Burger King Manager When Request For Free Fries Was Denied
https://www.wptv.com/news/state/woman-arrested-for-assaulting-burger-king-manager-when-request-for-free-fries-was-denied-police

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Continue reading E065 – Chicken Coop, Circle K-P, Alexa Assassin, and Gym Jerk

E063 – Machete Mama, Swine Sauna, Fleeing Flaunter, and Parking Potshots


In Episode 63 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Woman channels her inner samurai, a Florida Couple try to bake a ham in their car, a Florida Man finds out that you shouldn’t taunt the cops you’re running from, and a Florida Woman isn’t happy to see you, and no, that isn’t a banana, either.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Victoria Lynn Morley
  • Trinity Tavarez-Soto
  • Mark Gray
  • Valerie Branch-Galloway
  • Cody Cummins
  • Nicholas Carlmann Jones
  • Jasmine Cuyler
  • Solomon Stinson
  • Damian Dean Cantrell
News Sources:

Florida Woman Accused Of Wielding 2 Machetes, Threatening Bar Patrons With Them
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-woman-accused-of-wielding-2-machetes-threatening-bar-patrons-with-them/67-3b18df11-3a27-4012-892f-525207fb8210

Florida Couple Arrested At A Mall For Leaving Small Pig Inside Hot Car
https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/two-arrested-at-a-mall-in-florida-for-leaving-small-pig-inside-hot-car/77-4dce5688-1dc4-49e5-8998-ae91a69e5ba9

Florida Woman Whipped Stepson With A Belt 30 Times For Tardiness
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/stepmom-delivers-licks-527190

Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing corn cob at mom’s head
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-throwing-corn-cob-mom

Florida Man Calls 911 And Brags About Running From Cops, Gets Caught
https://triblive.com/news/world/florida-man-brags-about-running-from-cops-eventually-gets-caught/

Florida Woman Caught Smuggling 9 Cell Phones Into Prison, In Her Underwear
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40557379/charlotte-correctional-institution-employee-caught-with-9-cell-phones-in-her-underwear

Florida Man Exchanges Gunfire With Police Over A Parking Space
https://www.ibtimes.com/florida-police-elderly-man-exchange-gunfire-over-parking-space-2797299

Florida Man Pours Salt In Walmart To Get Rid Of Evil Spirits Around Him
https://cbs12.com/news/local/man-pours-salt-in-walmart-to-get-rid-of-evil-spirits

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E061 – Bedpost Baseball, Bike Bonfire, Boulevard BJ, and Burger Boy Bathtime


In Episode 61 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man has no idea why officers would pull him over for crashing during a 140-mph chase, Florida Woman beats her wife with a bedpost for washing the weed without using the “delicates” cycle, Florida Man burns a bike bought by his boo’s brand new boyfriend, and a Florida Man gets “distracted” by his passenger while driving.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Scott Patrick Sorenson
  • Ashley Perkins
  • David Leroy Knutson
  • Belinda Ahwach
  • Alicia Hodge
  • Linda Sue Morgan
  • Rhonda Koppenhoefer
News Sources:

Florida Man Caught In Police Chase After 140 mph Crash Is Baffled When Pulled Over And Arrested For Drunk Driving
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7074487/Florida-man-caught-police-chase-140mph-crash-baffled-pulled-over.html

Louisiana Woman In Florida Allegedly Beat Her Wife With Bedpost Over Missing Marijuana  
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2019/05/24/srso-louisiana-woman-beat-wife-bedpost-over-missing-marijuana/1223382001/

Florida Man Accused Of Torching Love Rival’s Harley
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-bronson-harley-davidson-fire-gas-station-fight-david-leroy-1433601

Florida Dairy Queen Employees Brawl Over Mistreatment By Manager
https://weartv.com/news/offbeat/fight-breaks-out-at-dairy-queen-store-manager-throws-hot-grease-05-25-2019

Florida Woman Arrested For Calling 911 Because Car Was Leaking Oil On Her Driveway
https://www.wkrg.com/news/national/florida-woman-arrested-for-calling-911-because-car-was-leaking-oil-on-her-driveway/2027347003

Florida Man Runs Red Light While Receiving Sex Act From Florida Woman
https://cbs12.com/news/local/report-driver-runs-red-light-while-receiving-sex-act-woman-charged

Florida Man Takes Bath In Kitchen Sink At Wendy’s On Viral Video
https://www.wftv.com/news/what-the-florida/video-appears-to-show-man-taking-bath-in-kitchen-sink-of-florida-wendys/951831195

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Bitten by Python Lurking in the Toilet
https://coralspringstalk.com/coral-springs-man-bitten-by-python-lurking-in-the-toilet-23264

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Continue reading E061 – Bedpost Baseball, Bike Bonfire, Boulevard BJ, and Burger Boy Bathtime

E059 – General Lee, Ta-Ta Tablets, Comedy C-ckblocker, and Costume Crook


In Episode 59 of Florida Men: The Podcast, two Florida Men lead police on high speed chases, one in a patrol car and the other in the General Lee, Florida Woman finds yet another place to hide drugs on her person, Florida Man goes to a comedy club but can’t take a joke, and a Florida Man steals from the happiest place on Earth.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Oswald Pereira
  • Rachel Newbury
  • Shane Jensen
  • Kyle Jamison Jones
  • Ken Freeman
  • Patrick Allen Spikes
  • Issac Woodard
News Sources:

Florida Man Torched Ex-wife’s House Before Fleeing In Replica of General Lee
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arson-general-lee-oswald-pereira-jockey-1426960

Florida Woman  Brought Drugs Into Jail Between Her Breasts Because She “Forgot They Were There”
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/contraband/woman-forgets-about-pill-stash-016239

Shirtless Florida Man Leads Troopers On 149 MPH Chase In Stolen FHP Cruiser
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Video-Shirtless-Florida-Man-Steals-FHP-Vehicle-Leads-150-MPH-Chase-510133891.html

Florida Man Slaps Girlfriend’s Face With Cheeseburger
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Martin-County-Man-Slaps-Girlfriend-Cheeseburger-Battery-509935711.html

Florida Man Calls 911 After ‘Middle Eastern’ Comment Made at Comedy Show
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40474078/audience-member-calls-911-after-middle-eastern-comment-made-at-comedy-show-in-naples

Florida Man Man Threatens To Behead 6 Police Officers, Eat Their Eyes And Tongues
https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2019/05/19/man-threatens-behead-six-melbourne-police-officers-eat-their-eyes-and-tongues/3732017002/

Florida Man Arrested for Stealing $14K in Costumes from Disney World
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/crime/os-ne-patrick-spikes-arrested-disney-buzzy-20190518-jylgndquszh2nmgzv736tc43si-story.html

Bears ransack and destroy a family’s SUV in Golden Gate Estates
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40511723/bears-ransacked-and-destroyed-a-familys-suv-in-golden-gate-estates

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Gives Himself A Makeover to Escape From Cops
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article230590434.html

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July 13, 2019
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Continue reading E059 – General Lee, Ta-Ta Tablets, Comedy C-ckblocker, and Costume Crook