E039 – Pork Slap, Hippo Attack, Jerk Store, and Cat Lady



In Episode 39 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man gets slapped in the face with some hard meat, a Florida Woman pisses off a hippopotamus, a Florida Man got really excited at Dollar General, and a Florida Woman is a crazy cat lady.

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News Sources:

Florida Woman arrested for throwing frozen pork chop at boyfriend
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/pork-chop-battery-780129

Florida Woman attacked by an angry hippo during Zimbabwe vacation
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6653199/Florida-woman-37-speaks-attacked-angry-hippo-dream-Zimbabwe-vacation.html

Florida Man accused of openly masturbating in Dollar General
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/orange-county-corrections-officer-accused-of-openly-masturbating-in-dollar-general/911239873?fbclid=IwAR0VxfOwp3bt1JgXaeqdKN-YfnS7hbHNJVp0k79uMsH1M-0KDfTAVU4Kx-o

Florida Woman hides in cat cage after hitting dog walker with his own flashlight
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/florida-woman-hides-in-cat-cage-after-hitting-dog-walker-with-flashlight-police-say/912756289

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults


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E034 – Ice Cream Addict, Straw Man, Unlucky Mugger, and Bathroom Bangers



In Episode 34 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a McDonald’s customer pulls a gun in the drive-thru, a McDonald’s employee doesn’t pull any punches in the dining room, a Florida mugger picks the worst possible victim, and a Florida woman cock-blocks her brother.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida Man pulls gun at McDonald’s, angry over broken ice cream machine
http://cbs12.com/news/local/man-pulls-gun-at-mcdonalds-angry-over-broken-ice-cream-machine

Florida man arrested for attacking McDonald’s employee over not getting a straw
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pinellas/florida-man-arrested-for-attacking-mcdonalds-employee-over-not-getting-a-straw-police-say

Florida Man Attacks World Champion kickboxer in parking lot
https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/west-palm-beach/world-champion-kickboxer-fights-back-when-attacked-in-parking-lot-off-okeechobee-blvd

Florida Man has sex in bathroom, wrecks Xmas decorations
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/12/24/xmas-decoration-destroying-grinch-gets-groove-potty/2270908002/

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pf-MNs5sMZnWTUJqp4CVPTN81lA7UXl69fk6rFMGgAg/edit?usp=sharing

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