E045 – Commode Critter, Spider Stealer, Machete Mama, and Birthday Billboard



In Episode 45 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man is surprised to find an uninvited guest in his bathroom, Florida Man, Florida Man stealing beer that’s in a can, lookout, here comes Florida Man, Florida Woman wigs out at the hair salon, and a couple of Florida Men crowdsource their dad’s birthday present.

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News Sources:

Florida Man On His Lunch Break Finds a Two-Foot-Long Green Surprise in His Toilet
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article227819454.html

Florida Man/Spider-Man Mashup Steals Liquor and Cigarettes
https://kfiam640.iheart.com/content/2019-03-15-florida-man-disguised-as-spider-man-steals-liquor-and-cigarettes/

Florida Man Throws Pancake Batter at Florida Woman
http://www.nbc12.com/2019/03/18/thrown-pancake-batter-leads-battery-charges-florida-man/

Florida Woman Threatened Hair Salon Employees with a Machete, Then It Got Worse
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40114613/florida-woman-threatened-hair-salon-employees-with-a-machete-then-pooped-in-a-patrol-car

Florida Men Prank Their Dad With A Billboard Instead of a Birthday Card
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/palm-beach-county/south-florida-brothers-prank-dad-with-billboard-birthday-card

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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