E033 – Burger John, McWeed, Alien Archer, and Cannibal



In Episode 33 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man seeks alternate payment arrangements with a sex worker, another Florida Man seeks alternate payment arrangements at McDonald’s, a naked Florida Man hiding from aliens takes a bullet, and a Florida Cannibal breaks into his neighbor’s house and refuses to leave.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida man offered to pay for oral sex from undercover officer with hamburger
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/hamburger-hooker-287593

Florida man tries to trade pot for munchies at McDonald’s drive-thru
https://www.theledger.com/news/20181217/oops-florida-man-tries-to-trade-pot-for-munchies-at-mcdonalds-drive-thru

Naked Florida man armed with crossbow claimed aliens were after him
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/2018/12/12/naked-florida-man-crossbow-who-claimed-aliens-were-after-him-shot-deputy/2292792002/

Florida man breaks into neighbor’s home while his is on fire
https://www.cbs17.com/news/check-this-out/cannibal-corpse-guitarist-arrested-for-burglary-as-ammo-explodes-inside-his-burning-home/1654750287

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E027 – Hole, Catfight, Nightcrawlers, and Dildos



In Episode 27 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man regrets that Lassie died 50 years ago, a Florida mom shows what happens if she doesn’t have her coffee, a Florida man has an impromptu bongo concert, and a Florida man Tells the New England Patriots to go f*** themselves, and gives them the tools to do so. PLUS we are joined by our favorite listener, Heather.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida man gets stuck after climbing down 30-foot well ‘for bragging rights’
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-gets-stuck-after-climbing-down-30-foot-well-in-volusia

Florida Moms brawl at school bus stop
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-sarasota-manatee/sarasota/moms-brawl-at-school-bus-stop-1-airlifted-to-hospital-after-being-slashed-with-broken-coffee-mug-

Naked Florida man revealed on video sneaking into restaurant and munching on ramen
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/naked-florida-man-revealed-on-video-sneaking-into-restaurant-and-munching-on-ramen-20181112/

Florida man arrested for throwing adult toy on field during Bills game
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/florida-man-arrested-for-throwing-adult-toy-on-field-during-bills-game-on-monday-night/

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