E053 – Gator Wrestler, Mattress Stabbers, Inky Groper, and Tractor Stalker


In Episode 53 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man tries to throw a 7-foot gator out of his backyard, Florida Man thinks his girlfriend is hiding someone in their bedroom, Florida Man tries to dip his fingers in the sheriff’s office ink but is caught red handed, and Florida Man is so busy breaking into stores that he needs to hire an assistant.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
    • Ed Chapman
    • Felipe Oquendo
    • Amber L. Grace
    • Jack Dylan Evans
    • Danny Lee Stewart
    • George Zimmerman
News Sources:

Florida Man, 80, Wrangles Gator In Backyard Before Calling Cops
https://wsvn.com/news/local/sw-miami-dade-man-80-wrangles-gator-in-backyard-before-calling-cops/

A Florida Man Stabbed His Mattress With His Bedpost. Cops Say Meth May Have Been Involved.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article229727819.html

Florida Woman Slapped Man and Stabbed the Bed He Was Laying In to ‘Shock’ Him
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article229805374.html

Florida Man Gropes Fingerprint Technician While Being Booked For Disorderly Conduct
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-gropes-fingerprint-technician-after-being-arrested-disorderly-1402352

Florida Man tries to keep his wife from leaving him, with a tractor
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-tractor-wife-danny-lee-stewart-walton-county-sheriffs-office-1398854

Florida Man Breaks Into Office, Leaves Sign In Window Saying ‘Secretary Wanted, $17/Hour’
https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/04/29/florida-man-breaks-into-office-leaves-sign-window-saying-secretary-wanted-hour/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Tinder Bans George Zimmerman From Dating App, Citing User Safety
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/george-zimmerman-banned-from-tinder_n_5cbc9eb0e4b06605e3efea7d

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E033 – Burger John, McWeed, Alien Archer, and Cannibal


In Episode 33 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man seeks alternate payment arrangements with a sex worker, another Florida Man seeks alternate payment arrangements at McDonald’s, a naked Florida Man hiding from aliens takes a bullet, and a Florida Cannibal breaks into his neighbor’s house and refuses to leave.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida man offered to pay for oral sex from undercover officer with hamburger
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/hamburger-hooker-287593

Florida man tries to trade pot for munchies at McDonald’s drive-thru
https://www.theledger.com/news/20181217/oops-florida-man-tries-to-trade-pot-for-munchies-at-mcdonalds-drive-thru

Naked Florida man armed with crossbow claimed aliens were after him
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/2018/12/12/naked-florida-man-crossbow-who-claimed-aliens-were-after-him-shot-deputy/2292792002/

Florida man breaks into neighbor’s home while his is on fire
https://www.cbs17.com/news/check-this-out/cannibal-corpse-guitarist-arrested-for-burglary-as-ammo-explodes-inside-his-burning-home/1654750287

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E027 – Hole, Catfight, Nightcrawlers, and Dildos


In Episode 27 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man regrets that Lassie died 50 years ago, a Florida mom shows what happens if she doesn’t have her coffee, a Florida man has an impromptu bongo concert, and a Florida man Tells the New England Patriots to go f*** themselves, and gives them the tools to do so. PLUS we are joined by our favorite listener, Heather.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida man gets stuck after climbing down 30-foot well ‘for bragging rights’
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-gets-stuck-after-climbing-down-30-foot-well-in-volusia

Florida Moms brawl at school bus stop
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-sarasota-manatee/sarasota/moms-brawl-at-school-bus-stop-1-airlifted-to-hospital-after-being-slashed-with-broken-coffee-mug-

Naked Florida man revealed on video sneaking into restaurant and munching on ramen
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/naked-florida-man-revealed-on-video-sneaking-into-restaurant-and-munching-on-ramen-20181112/

Florida man arrested for throwing adult toy on field during Bills game
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/florida-man-arrested-for-throwing-adult-toy-on-field-during-bills-game-on-monday-night/

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