E039 – Pork Slap, Hippo Attack, Jerk Store, and Cat Lady



In Episode 39 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man gets slapped in the face with some hard meat, a Florida Woman pisses off a hippopotamus, a Florida Man got really excited at Dollar General, and a Florida Woman is a crazy cat lady.

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News Sources:

Florida Woman arrested for throwing frozen pork chop at boyfriend
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/pork-chop-battery-780129

Florida Woman attacked by an angry hippo during Zimbabwe vacation
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6653199/Florida-woman-37-speaks-attacked-angry-hippo-dream-Zimbabwe-vacation.html

Florida Man accused of openly masturbating in Dollar General
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/orange-county-corrections-officer-accused-of-openly-masturbating-in-dollar-general/911239873?fbclid=IwAR0VxfOwp3bt1JgXaeqdKN-YfnS7hbHNJVp0k79uMsH1M-0KDfTAVU4Kx-o

Florida Woman hides in cat cage after hitting dog walker with his own flashlight
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/florida-woman-hides-in-cat-cage-after-hitting-dog-walker-with-flashlight-police-say/912756289

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E025 – Shopper, Dropper, Drowner, and Driver



In Episode 25 of Florida Men: The Podcast, A Florida Woman is on edge from the MAGA Bomber, a Florida Man takes a dump in the middle of the road, a chihuahua fails its swimming lesson, and Jimmy John’s delivers to a hospital.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Kevin Smiley
  • Juan Gonzalez
  • Lisa Nagengast

News Sources:

Florida Woman Forgets She Ordered Something From Etsy and Ignites a Bomb Scare
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-ne-suspicious-package-winter-haven-20181029-story.html

Florida Man Dumped 70 Gallons of Human Waste on the Road
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-man-accused-of-dumping-70-gallons-of-human-feces-on-the-road/67-608039338

Florida Man Is Arrested For Drowning A Disabled Chihuahua
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-assaults-pregnant-woman-drowns-disabled-dog-police

Florida Woman called a Jimmy John’s by mistake to get her brother to a hospital. They delivered.
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-jimmy-johns-hospital-delivery-20181025-story.html


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E023 – Tripper, Shooter, Swallower, and Amputee with Lauren and Ken from Paradise After Dark



In Episode 23 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Lauren and Ken from Paradise After Dark join the Florida Men, where a Florida Woman trips and her husband isn’t too happy about it, a Florida Man refuses a shot, then GETS shot, a Florida woman tries to swallow to get out of an arrest, and Joel had to throw in another amputee story.


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This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Rachel Fidanian
  • Lathon Jeen Yee
  • Dariel Hutton
  • Jean Michaud

News Sources:

Florida Woman carrying a feces covered dog in one hand and a knife in the other trips and stabs her husband to death
http://sandhillsexpress.com/abc_national/woman-who-claimed-she-tripped-when-she-fatally-stabbed-husband-has-been-arrested-police-abcid36119323/

Florida Man shot after refusing shot from Florida Man at Ocoee bar
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/police-man-shot-after-turning-down-shot-at-ocoee-bar/851449806

Florida Woman chews and swallows crack pipe during arrest
https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/largo-woman-chews-swallows-crack-pipe-during-arrest-police-say-20181016/

Florida Man sues the Miami Dolphins after his toe was accidentally amputated during a game
https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nfl/miami-dolphins/article219604630.html


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