E027 – Hole, Catfight, Nightcrawlers, and Dildos


In Episode 27 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man regrets that Lassie died 50 years ago, a Florida mom shows what happens if she doesn’t have her coffee, a Florida man has an impromptu bongo concert, and a Florida man Tells the New England Patriots to go f*** themselves, and gives them the tools to do so. PLUS we are joined by our favorite listener, Heather.

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News Sources:

Florida man gets stuck after climbing down 30-foot well ‘for bragging rights’
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-gets-stuck-after-climbing-down-30-foot-well-in-volusia

Florida Moms brawl at school bus stop
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-sarasota-manatee/sarasota/moms-brawl-at-school-bus-stop-1-airlifted-to-hospital-after-being-slashed-with-broken-coffee-mug-

Naked Florida man revealed on video sneaking into restaurant and munching on ramen
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/naked-florida-man-revealed-on-video-sneaking-into-restaurant-and-munching-on-ramen-20181112/

Florida man arrested for throwing adult toy on field during Bills game
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/florida-man-arrested-for-throwing-adult-toy-on-field-during-bills-game-on-monday-night/

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E026 – Cookies, Kidneys, Barbells, and Botflies


In Episode 26 of Florida Men: The Podcast, four Florida women have very different experiences in medicine. One gets busted by the cops, one by her mom, one gets something removed that she didn’t want, and one gets something removed that she kinda needed.

News Sources:

Florida Woman caught red handed with cookie flavored green
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/11/01/girl-scout-cookies-flavored-pot-port-st-lucie/1822545002/

Florida Man removes a perfectly functioning kidney
https://www.insideedition.com/florida-doctor-removes-womans-kidney-after-mistaking-it-tumor-during-back-surgery-48151

Florida Woman finds out her secret piercings show up in X-rays…in front of her mom
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/an-xray-hilariously-exposes-daughters-secret-piercings/news-story/9618e1c081960c76f42bfc2bf1fa383e

Florida Woman catches a bug on her honeymoon
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article220857155.html

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E025 – Shopper, Dropper, Drowner, and Driver


In Episode 25 of Florida Men: The Podcast, A Florida Woman is on edge from the MAGA Bomber, a Florida Man takes a dump in the middle of the road, a chihuahua fails its swimming lesson, and Jimmy John’s delivers to a hospital.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Kevin Smiley
  • Juan Gonzalez
  • Lisa Nagengast

News Sources:

Florida Woman Forgets She Ordered Something From Etsy and Ignites a Bomb Scare
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-ne-suspicious-package-winter-haven-20181029-story.html

Florida Man Dumped 70 Gallons of Human Waste on the Road
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-man-accused-of-dumping-70-gallons-of-human-feces-on-the-road/67-608039338

Florida Man Is Arrested For Drowning A Disabled Chihuahua
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-assaults-pregnant-woman-drowns-disabled-dog-police

Florida Woman called a Jimmy John’s by mistake to get her brother to a hospital. They delivered.
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-jimmy-johns-hospital-delivery-20181025-story.html


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E024 – Halloween 2018 with Key West’s Robert Eugene Otto and Thomas Rowe from the Hotel Don CeSar


In Episode 24 of Florida Men: The Podcast, it’s almost Halloween, so we have some Florida Man stories from the spooky side of the sunshine state, like a haunted doll in Key West, a haunted hotel in St Petersburg, and a safety warning from police departments around the state.

News Sources:

Florida Man Robert Eugene Otto
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/robert-doll
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/24778775/robert-eugene-otto
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_(doll)
http://weirdus.com/states/florida/ghosts/robert_the_living_doll/index.php

Florida Man Thomas Rowe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Don_CeSar
http://www.historichotelsworldwide.com/hotels-resorts/don-cesar/history.php
http://seniorseminardoncesar.blogspot.com/
http://archive.naplesnews.com/community/ghosts-in-the-pink-palace-ep-401425008-332399502.html/

Florida Police Departments Issue a Warning for Halloween Harrassers
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/sfl-more-creepy-clown-sightings-in-florida-20161027-story.html

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E023 – Tripper, Shooter, Swallower, and Amputee with Lauren and Ken from Paradise After Dark


In Episode 23 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Lauren and Ken from Paradise After Dark join the Florida Men, where a Florida Woman trips and her husband isn’t too happy about it, a Florida Man refuses a shot, then GETS shot, a Florida woman tries to swallow to get out of an arrest, and Joel had to throw in another amputee story.


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This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Rachel Fidanian
  • Lathon Jeen Yee
  • Dariel Hutton
  • Jean Michaud

News Sources:

Florida Woman carrying a feces covered dog in one hand and a knife in the other trips and stabs her husband to death
http://sandhillsexpress.com/abc_national/woman-who-claimed-she-tripped-when-she-fatally-stabbed-husband-has-been-arrested-police-abcid36119323/

Florida Man shot after refusing shot from Florida Man at Ocoee bar
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/police-man-shot-after-turning-down-shot-at-ocoee-bar/851449806

Florida Woman chews and swallows crack pipe during arrest
https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/largo-woman-chews-swallows-crack-pipe-during-arrest-police-say-20181016/

Florida Man sues the Miami Dolphins after his toe was accidentally amputated during a game
https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nfl/miami-dolphins/article219604630.html


Listen to I Got The Hell Out on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get our show.

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E022 – Robber, Knobber, Shopper, and Tractor


In Episode 22 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man sets a record for repeat offending, a Florida Man gets some extra credit from a professor, a Florida Man tries to buy something at Walmart that wasn’t for sale, and a Florida Man can’t make a quick getaway on a tractor.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • James Farmer
  • Dr. Mark Tumeo
  • Hellmuth Kolb
  • Charles Nicholas McNeil

News Sources:

Florida Man bonds out of jail, steals wallet from jail lobby before leaving
https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida-inmate-bonds-out-of-jail-steals-wallet-from-lobby-before-leaving-sheriff-says/

Florida Man resigns as dean after reported sex act on UNF campus
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/unf-dean-resigns-after-reported-sex-act-on-campus/846038364

Florida Man attempts to buy 8-year-old girl for $200,000 at Walmart
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hellmuth-kolb-walmart-buy-8-year-old-girl_us_5bb395fde4b0ba8bb2118098

Florida Man steals tractor, gets tasered
https://lex18.com/news/covering-kentucky/2018/10/03/watch-deputy-flat-out-foils-alleged-tractor-theft-by-florida-man-in-uk-hat/


Listen to Great Lakes True Crime on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get our show.


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E021 – Peeper, Pooper, Pedo, and Penectomy



In Episode 21 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a peeping tom gets caught in a Florida high school, a pooping bartender throws a beer at a customer, a Florida woman gets knocked up by her husband’s 15 year old relative, and a Florida Man goes all Lorena Bobbit on his ex’s new boyfriend.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Mark Ackett
  • Nicole Swindle
  • Shadow Nicole Lantry
  • Justin Foster

News Sources:

Florida Man hides camera in high school changing room
https://www.fox4now.com/news/state/hillsborough-teacher-charged-with-video-voyeurism-after-recording-students-changing-on-campus

Florida Woman throws beer mug at customer who complained about how long she spent in the bathroom
https://www.wpbf.com/article/bartender-throws-mug-at-customer-who-complained-about-how-long-she-spent-in-the-bathroom-police-say/23340024

Florida Woman arrested after she admitted to affair with teen relative on ‘Divorce Court'”
http://www.crimeonline.com/2018/09/21/wife-who-admitted-to-affair-with-husbands-relative-on-divorce-court-arrested-after-teen-boy-says-he-possibly-fathered-her-newborn/

Florida man cut off genitals from a romantic rival
https://www.archynety.com/news/the-florida-man-cut-off-genitals-from-a-romantic-rival-authorities-say-and-leave-him-behind-chicago-tribune/


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E020 – Nudist, Zoophile, Chauffeur, and Squatter


In Episode 20 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man does yardwork au naturel, an animal shelter worker is a real dog lover, a dad drives his son and his girlfriend to makeout point, and a squatter gets entrepreneurial.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Eric Antunes
  • Laurence Mitchell
  • Angela Sloan

News Sources:

Florida Man Who Does Yard Work in the Nude Upsets Neighbors
https://wgntv.com/2018/09/20/florida-residents-upset-over-nudist-neighbor-doing-yard-work/

Florida Man Won’t Be Charged in Bestialty Case
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-man-won-charged-bestiality-case-law-loophole-article-1.1100381

Florida Man Drove Teens To Park For Sex
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/teens-doing-their-thang-729501

Florida Woman Squatted in Home and Sold the Owners’ Cars
https://www.flkeysnews.com/news/local/article218551040.html

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E019.5 – Clips Chapter: Clown, Cheez-its, Crackpipe, and Capuchin


We are changing up our release schedule this week, so to hold you over through the weekend we are bringing back these stories you may have missed the first time.

News Sources:

From Episode 004:
Florida man wearing clown mask attacks pizza guy and is shot to death
http://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-little-caesars-employee-fatally-shoots-attacker-in-clown-mask-police-say/1203253942

From Episode 005:
Florida man arrested on child abuse charge after victim ate ‘all the Cheez-Its’
https://www.ajc.com/news/florida-man-arrested-child-abuse-charge-after-victim-ate-all-the-cheez-its/iqAci09VugeRnp1B3DQ6eK/

From Episode 014:
Florida Woman arrested at Walmart, then hid a crack pipe and drugs in her vagina
https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/She-stole-from-a-St-Petersburg-Walmart-then-hid-drugs-in-body-on-way-to-jail-police-say_170515853

From Episode 006:
Florida man trying to flee arrested with monkey in diaper clutching his shirt
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/09/police-arrest-florida-man-after-steals-car-with-pet-monkey-allow-him-one-final-goodbye.html 

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E019 – Axe, Coke, Skull, and Algae


In Episode 19 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Woman does not take a breakup very well, a Florida Woman is a real cokehead, a Florida Man recites hamlet in a Publix parking lot, and a Florida Man splits then swallows.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Jeanette Suarez
  • Rose Mae Dawson
  • Abraham Duarte

News Sources:

Florida Woman Swings an Ax at Girlfriend Trying to Break Up With Her https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article217865260.html

Florida Woman Has Pot in Her Car and Cocaine in Her Wig http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/burglary/literal-cokehead-collared-375902

Florida Man Finds Body In Woods, Brings Skull to Publix, And Talks to It
https://www.wpbf.com/article/witness-says-homeless-man-talked-to-skull-used-it-like-a-puppet/1327491

Florida Man Gets Caught in Algae-Filled Canal While Escaping Cops
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-florida-man-blue-green-algae-cape-coral-20180905-story.html 

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