E018 – Purple Nurple, Wet Willy, Swirly, and Flart

In Episode 18 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man pays for a purple nurple, a Florida Man learns which of his girlfriend’s holes is off limits, a Florida Woman comes under fire for her parenting techniques, and a Florida Man is fired for his artistic expression.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Devarus Robinson
  • Joseph Sirecky
  • Kaitlyn Wolf
  • Paul Flart

News Sources:

Florida Man Sued for Giving Student a “Purple Nurple”

Florida Man Arrested for Giving Girlfriend a “Wet Willy”

Florida Woman Investigated for Giving Son a “Swirly”

Florida Man Fired for Farting On the Job (and Posting Videos of it on Instagram)

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E017 – Fire, Water, Burn, and Dealing

In Episode 17 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man burns his trash panda, a Florida Woman’s bath is interrupted by a reptile, Another Florida Woman says, “We don’t need no water let the motherfucker burn”, a drive thru window leads to a drug dealing couple.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Ezra Lee James
  • Felicitie Gillette
  • Brandy Currigan
  • William Parrish Jr.
  • McKenzee Dobbs

News Sources

Florida Man Accused of Setting Raccoon on Fire

Florida Woman Attacked by An Alligator While Taking A Bath

Florida Woman Sets Fire to House After Leaving Her Husband

Florida Couple Sold Drugs From a Drive Thru Window…In Their House

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E016 – Chicken, Waffles, Spider and Cruiser

In Episode 16 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man just wanted some chicken, another Florida Man just wanted some waffles, a Florida Woman was seeing some stranger things, and another Florida Woman doesn’t want to miss the boat.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Antonio Stevens
  • Cullen Roe
  • Danielle Teeples
  • Kathleen Mary Niesen

News Sources:

Florida Man tries to force KFC employee to reopen restaurant at gunpoint.

Florida Man accused of stabbing roommate, went to Waffle House then called 911.

Florida Woman high on meth ran around naked in park because she believed a giant spider was on her.

Florida Woman free on bond after golf cart DUI asks judge for permission to take cruise.

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E015 – LIVE: Dump, Cattle, Politics, and Blackout

In Episode 15 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man takes an oily dump, a Florida woman gets corralled by cattle, a political argument gets heated, and our favorite gator wrangler is back for more. This episode was recorded live at Caloosahatchee Jack’s in Fort Myers, Florida, on Sunday, August 19, 2018.

News Sources:

Florida Man Illegally Dumped 10,000 Gallons of Used Cooking Oil

Florida Woman Fleeing Police Gets Corralled By Cows

Florida Man shot in buttocks over online political argument

Florida man can’t remember carrying an alligator into a liquor store

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E014 – Crash, Crack, Zap, and Splash

In Episode 14 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man plays bumper cars with the real thing, just because it’s CALLED a crack pipe, doesn’t mean that’s where you keep it, oh what a feeling when I’m dancing on the ceiling, and 7-Eleven has to deal with some really shitty customers.

News Sources

Florida man accused of causing separate hit-and-run crashes minutes apart

Florida Woman arrested at Walmart, then hid a crack pipe and drugs in her vagina

Florida man shocked while attempting parkour on power pole

Florida Man dumps bucket of human waste inside 7-Eleven after being kicked out

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E013 – Gunfire, Identity Theft, Beer Run, and Ice Cream

In Episode 13 of Florida Men: The Podcast, gunshots rang out like a bell, grabbed my nine all I heard was shells, tell me why ain’t nothin’ but a mistake, B double E double R. U. N. with a G.A.T.O.R., and I’m your ice cream man, stop me when I’m passing by.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Jelani Dixon
  • Michael Watters
  • Robby Stratton
  • William Grappy

News Sources

Florida Man arrested after firing shots out of his car’s sunroof on a Clearwater bridge

Florida Man Stole IDs of a Miami Dolphin, a Tennis Pro and a Backstreet Boy

Florida Man Wielding Live Gator Chases People in Convenience Store

Florida Man Caught Trying to Steal Ice Cream Truck

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E012 – Runner, Huffer, Duper, and Wanker

In Episode 12 of Florida Men: The Podcast, stand up and face the organ grinder music, looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue, the lady at the glory hole had a five-o clock shadow, and If I can’t masturbate in front of the window, nobody can.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Tina Ballard
  • Bryan Deneumostier
  • Sean Humberson
  • Kenneth Haskins

News Sources

FOLLOW-UP: Florida Woman Whose Monkey Bit Home Depot Worker in Custody After Fleeing State

Florida Man Caught Huffing at Walmart, had Seven Cans Around Him

Florida Man Posed as Housewife and Filmed Himself Having Sex With Men

Florida Man Sets Apartment Fire Because Manager Told Him To Stop Masturbating

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E011 – Tractor, Loophole, Stabber, and Minion

In Episode 11 of Florida Men: The Podcast, A property line dispute results in a tractor attack, you’re not drinking & driving if you drink at the stoplights, He’s not going to stab me, he ain’t got no arms…OW! He stabbed me!, and no matter how annoying those minions are, you can’t beat them up.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Howell Morris
  • Earle Stevens Jr.
  • Jonathan Crenshaw
  • Ryan C. Nihart

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News Sources

Florida Man Attacks Neighbor with Tractor

Florida Man Thinks He Found a Loophole in DUI Laws

Florida Man Without Arms Stabs Tourist

Florida Man Attacks Florida Man Wearing Minion Costume

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E010 – Witch, Troll, Beast, and Pirate

In Episode 10 of Florida Men: The Podcast, that’s not the way you pick up boys at the beach, wait there’s **TWO** Melbournes?, Activate Beast Mode, and that’s why they call it the poop deck.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Thomas Nirdlinger
  • Rachelle Marie Tocco
  • Damian Simms

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News Sources

Florida Woman Tries to Abduct 2 Children From Park, Punches Pregnant Mom

Florida Man was terror troll who targeted Australia

Florida Man gouges eyes of armed home intruder, then calls himself ‘The Beast’

Florida Man stole tools ? then left an unpleasant surprise for his boss

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E009 – Boom! Blam! Pow! Bang! –goes limp–

In Episode 9 of Florida Men: The Podcast, it was the 4th of July, so…Fireworks, and this is Florida, so that means Fireworks related injuries, if you forgot to buy fireworks, just shoot a gun into the air. what could go wrong?, and a Florida Man goes limp and finds out he enjoyed it.

This Episode’s Florida Men:

  • Ryan Dobard
  • Scott Deel
  • Rudolph Grant

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News Sources

Florida Man has to be told ‘drinking + holding a mortar tube = bad idea’

Florida Man suffers ‘partial amputation’ in fireworks blunder

Florida Man loses fingers, eyebrows, and hearing in “modified fireworks” mishap

Florida man hit by celebratory gunfire during Fourth of July fireworks show

Florida Man chases woman with golf club, goes limp to resist arrest

Continue reading E009 – Boom! Blam! Pow! Bang! –goes limp–