floridamen – Florida Men: The Podcast

E057 – Nude Baller, Foot Driver, A$$ Eater, and Syringe Stasher

In Episode 57 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man can’t dribble with all those restrictive clothes, Florida Man wants the whole world to know his favorite kink, the drunken smelly Florida Man asking to see your papers is NOT really an FBI agent, and Florida Woman is our new syringe-stashing record holder.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

Jordan Glen Anderson
Leonard Olsen
Dillon Shane Webb
David Ayers
Kristian Dudley
Jaymie Wescott
William Frank Hoffman

News Sources:

Florida Man Arrested For Playing Basketball Completely Naked At Park To ‘Enhance His Skills’
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-playing-basketball-naked-park-improve-his-skills-1424567

Florida Man Speeds Down Highway While Standing Out Of Sunroof, Says He’d Rather Go To Jail Than Home To His Wife
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/05/12/florida-man-highway-standing-out-sunroof/

Florida Man Arrested for “I EAT ASS” Sticker On His Pickup Truck
https://www.cltampa.com/news-views/florida-news/article/21068217/dashcam-footage-shows-cop-struggling-for-reasons-to-arrest-florida-man-with-i-eat-ass-sticker-on-his-truck

Dillon Webb’s GoFundMe Campaign
https://www.gofundme.com/f/dillon-webb-arrested-for-not-removing-sticker

Florida Man Arrested After Allegedly Stealing Truck Full Of Coffins
https://www.newsweek.com/stolen-truck-caskets-david-ayers-florida-highway-patrol-1424681

Florida Man Posing As FBI Agent Dumps Live Catfish On Family’s Driveway
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article230357524.html

Florida Woman Arrested In Burger King Bathroom With 7 Syringes Hidden In Her Vagina
https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/woman-arrested-in-burger-king-bathroom-with-7-syringes-inside-body-deputies-say/1992111140

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Chews Up Lit Cigarette, Spits Pieces On Deputies During Arrest
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40467205/florida-man-chews-up-lit-cigarette-spits-pieces-on-deputies-during-arrest

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E057 – Nude Baller, Foot Driver, A$$ Eater, and Syringe Stasher

E056 – Listener Quickie: Kooky Spook

In Episode 56 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Brian for the story submission!

Woman Tried To Trespass On CIA Grounds While Asking To Speak To ‘Agent Penis’, Police Say
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/cia-trespass-arrest-agent-penis-virginia-langley-police-jennifer-hernandez-a8902436.html

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E055 – Tattoos, Yoga Pants, Concealed Weapons, and Sex On The Beach

In Episode 55 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a misspelled word was the least troubling thing about a Florida Man’s tattoo, Yoga Pants can’t hide what a Florida Woman was smuggling, Florida Man mows right into a police car, and Sex on the Beach isn’t just a drink for a Florida Couple.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

Brandon Dwayne Hayley
Lucian “Luke” Evans
Brett “Wolf” Singleton
Mary “Beth” Durham
JanCarlos Torres
Gary Wayne Anderson
Brian Vazquez
Ashley Dobbins

News Sources:

Florida Men Forcibly Tattoo Slur On Man’s Neck — Spell It Wrong
https://www.ocala.com/news/20190501/cops-group-forcibly-tattoo-slur-on-mans-neck—spell-it-wrong

Florida Man Fleeing Police Orders Lyft When Car Gets A Flat
https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2019/05/01/fleeing-driver-orders-lyft-when-car-gets-flat-florida-police-say

Florida Woman Pulls Gator From Her Yoga Pants During A Traffic Stop
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40424775/florida-woman-pulls-gator-from-her-pants-during-charlotte-county-traffic-stop

Florida Man Shot When Wife Drops Purse In Publix Checkout
https://www.wfla.com/1980908768

Florida Man Charged With DUI After Crashing Lawn Mower Into Police Cruiser
https://www.theledger.com/news/20190506/haines-city-police-man-charged-with-dui-after-crashing-lawn-mower-into-police-cruiser

Florida Couple Arrested For Having Sex On The Beach
https://www.wkrg.com/news/northwest-florida/pensacola-couple-arrested-for-having-sex-on-the-beach/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Accused Of Beating Girlfriend For Drinking ‘the Last Of His Vodka’
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-man-accused-of-beating-girlfriend-for-drinking-the-last-of-his-vodka/

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E054 – Listener Quickie: Naked Knocker

In Episode 54 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to April for the story submission!

Naked Man Throwing Rocks At Cars Arrested In Denison, Texas
https://www.kxii.com/content/news/Naked-man-throwing-rocks-at-cars-arrested-in-Denison-509116231.html

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E053 – Gator Wrestler, Mattress Stabbers, Inky Groper, and Tractor Stalker

In Episode 53 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man tries to throw a 7-foot gator out of his backyard, Florida Man thinks his girlfriend is hiding someone in their bedroom, Florida Man tries to dip his fingers in the sheriff’s office ink but is caught red handed, and Florida Man is so busy breaking into stores that he needs to hire an assistant.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

- Ed Chapman
- Felipe Oquendo
- Amber L. Grace
- Jack Dylan Evans
- Danny Lee Stewart
- George Zimmerman

News Sources:

Florida Man, 80, Wrangles Gator In Backyard Before Calling Cops
https://wsvn.com/news/local/sw-miami-dade-man-80-wrangles-gator-in-backyard-before-calling-cops/

A Florida Man Stabbed His Mattress With His Bedpost. Cops Say Meth May Have Been Involved.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article229727819.html

Florida Woman Slapped Man and Stabbed the Bed He Was Laying In to ‘Shock’ Him
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article229805374.html

Florida Man Gropes Fingerprint Technician While Being Booked For Disorderly Conduct
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-gropes-fingerprint-technician-after-being-arrested-disorderly-1402352

Florida Man tries to keep his wife from leaving him, with a tractor
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-tractor-wife-danny-lee-stewart-walton-county-sheriffs-office-1398854

Florida Man Breaks Into Office, Leaves Sign In Window Saying ‘Secretary Wanted, $17/Hour’
https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/04/29/florida-man-breaks-into-office-leaves-sign-window-saying-secretary-wanted-hour/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Tinder Bans George Zimmerman From Dating App, Citing User Safety
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/george-zimmerman-banned-from-tinder_n_5cbc9eb0e4b06605e3efea7d

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E053 – Gator Wrestler, Mattress Stabbers, Inky Groper, and Tractor Stalker

E052 – Listener Quickie: Canadian Carjacker

In Episode 52 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Bart for the story submission!

Canadian Carjacker Shoots Himself In Leg
https://thestarphoenix.com/news/crime/alleged-car-thief-shoots-himself-in-leg

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E051 – Live from Daytona Beach – Sh*tter, Shooter, Puncher and Stabber

In Episode 51 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man has a new cure for constipation, a Florida Man takes it out on his car, and a Florida Couple has issues breaking up.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

- Dan Johnson
- Kristy Lynn Phillips
- Philip Marshall Kern

News Sources:

Florida Man Stabbed Nephew For Taking Too Long In Bathroom
https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20190424/police-72-year-old-man-stabbed-nephew-for-taking-too-long-in-bathroom

Florida Woman Drove into Oncoming Traffic to Shoot Her Husband
https://www.gainesville.com/news/20190424/woman-41-charged-with-shooting-at-husband

Florida Man Arrested For Punching Windshields
https://www.sebastiandaily.com/crime/man-arrested-after-punching-windshields-5829

Naked, Knife-Wielding Suspect Plows Into Palmdale Carl’s Jr. Before Being Shot Dead By McDonald’s Guard
https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2019/04/14/weapon-wielding-suspect-reportedly-plows-car-into-carls-jr-before-being-shot-by-mcdonalds-guard/

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E051 – Live from Daytona Beach – Sh*tter, Shooter, Puncher and Stabber

E050 – Death Threats, Crack Cocaine, Squirt Gun, and Thin Skinned Muse

In Episode 50 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man isn’t too good at keeping secrets from the police, Florida Men are a couple of assholes, Florida Man is pissed off, so Florida Woman gets pissed on, and a Florida Man’s new hit song lands him in jail.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

Robert Girolamo, Jr.
Matthew Nero
Alexa Powers
Michael Burke
Joel William Benjamin
Matthew Joseph Erris
Robert Mirabella
Antonio Mosely

News Sources:

Florida Man Inmate Accused Of Trying To Mail Mom Letter Threatening To Kill People
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-inmate-accused-of-trying-to-mail-mom-letter-threatening-to-kill-people/67-dac9c659-6508-46eb-b9ca-6d3a52cbc16d

Florida Man Hides Drugs In His Butt Crack
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40329793/florida-man-hides-drugs-in-his-butt-crack

Florida Man Strips Naked And Poops In Naples Family’s Yard
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40302821/man-strips-naked-and-poops-in-naples-familys-yard

Florida Man Shoots Woman With Water Gun Filled With His Own Urine
https://www.tampabay.com/florida/2019/04/15/gulfport-man-uses-squirt-gun-to-shoot-his-urine-at-a-woman-walking-her-dog-police-say/

Plastic Straws No More – Official Ban Begins At Walt Disney World As Paper Straws Are In Place Everywhere http://doctordisney.com/2019/04/21/plastic-straws-no-more-official-ban-begins-at-walt-disney-world-as-paper-straws-are-in-place-everywhere/

Florida Man Impersonating Officer Pulls Over Undercover Cop
https://www.wjbf.com/news/weird-news/florida-man-impersonating-officer-pulls-over-undercover-cop/1941529827

Florida Man Busted For Singing Dirty Song To Neighbor
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/crooner-gets-cuffed-279503

Patreon Exclusive: 65-year-old Florida Woman Fights Off Half-naked Attacker With Bat
https://www.wkyt.com/content/news/508701482.html

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E050 – Death Threats, Crack Cocaine, Squirt Gun, and Thin Skinned Muse

E049 – Listener Quickie: Unicorn Thief

In Episode 49 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Roxanne for the story submission!

Baltimore Man Dressed As Unicorn Robs Dairy Store
http://baltimorewatchdog.com/2019/03/25/man-dressed-as-unicorn-robs-local-dairy-store/

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E048 – Olive Garden, Progresso Soup, Cat Lady, and Macaque

In Episode 48 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man loves him some Olive Garden, Florida Man takes a golf cart out for a drunken spin, Florida Woman’s hairy roommate gets confiscated, and a Florida Woman is a Crazy Cat Lady.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

Ben Padgett
Dean Hooks
Ruth Gordon
Antonio Harper
Karolyn Rico-Ospina
Lisa Saunders
Michael Casey Lewis

News Sources:

Florida Man Arrested After Shoveling Spaghetti In His Mouth While Drunk, Shirtless At Olive Garden
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40269528/drunk-shirtless-florida-man-arrested-after-shoveling-spaghetti-in-his-mouth-at-olive-garden

Florida Man Caught Driving Drunk with 5 Bottles of Fireball in Golf Cart
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/deputies-5-bottles-of-fireball-found-in-golf-cart-being-driven-by-drunken-villages-man/936333426

Florida Woman Gets Macaque Taken Away
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-woman-cited-for-keeping-monkey-as-pet

Florida Woman Uses Can Of Soup To Scare Off Carjacker
https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20190402/mom-uses-can-of-soup-to-scare-off-carjacker-in-holly-hill-police-say

Florida Woman Threatens Boyfriend’s Ex With Violence Via Social Media
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/suspect-to-boyfriend-s-ex-i-will-bury-you-alive-let-a-cancer-eat-your-entire-family-/936468562

Florida Woman Pulls Gun to Defend Her Right To Feed Stray Cats
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/04/08/florida-woman-gun-feeding-stray-cats/

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E048 – Olive Garden, Progresso Soup, Cat Lady, and Macaque