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E072 – Listener Quickie: Pelican Puncher

In Episode 72 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Roxanne for the story submission!

News Sources:

Maryland Man Sentenced After Being Caught On Camera Tackling A Key West Pelican
https://www.foxnews.com/us/maryland-man-sentenced-after-being-caught-on-camera-tackling-a-key-west-pelican-report

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July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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Continue reading E072 – Listener Quickie: Pelican Puncher

E071 – Babysitting Burglar, Wiener Tweeter, Peeping Pervert, and Prom Partiers

In Episode 71 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man brings a baby to a burglary, Florida Woman’s boss pays her with his wieners, Florida Man gets pinched for flipping his license plate, and a Florida Man goes sightseeing in all the wrong places.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

James Giambra
Danielle Mamagona
Theodore Levy
Charles James Preston III
John Guevarra
Barry Alan Porterfield

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News Sources:

Florida Man Accused Of Taking 4-Year-Old On Burglary Spree
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/06/14/florida-man-accused-of-taking-4-year-old-on-burglary-spree/

Florida Woman Gets Paid In Hot Dogs
http://www.fox13news.com/we-live-here/bay-area-best-willy-yums-hot-dogs

Florida Man Loses Thumb To Jaguar
https://nypost.com/2019/06/08/florida-man-loses-thumb-to-jaguars-guillotine-door-feature/

Gainesville Man Covered In Chocolate Syrup Arrested For Domestic Battery, Criminal Mischief
https://www.wcjb.com/content/news/Man-covered-in-chocolate-syrup-arrested-for-domestic-battery-criminal-mischief–510426721.html

Florida Man Used Remote Control Device To Cover License Plate, Avoid Paying Tolls
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/fhp-florida-man-used-remote-control-device-to-cover-license-plate-avoid-paying-tolls/2053782700

Florida Man Arrested For Voyeurism For Third Time
https://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/local/2019/05/27/tallahassee-man-arrested-voyeurism-third-time/1210170001/

Florida Prom After-Party Shut Down By Deputies After ‘Enormous’ Amount Of Alcohol Found
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/crime/martin-county/2019/05/23/teen-party-shut-down-after-house-found-stocked-jello-shots-and-alcohol/1203904001/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Woman Broke Into, Ransacked Apartment And Threatened Owner With Pliers When He Came Home
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-leesburg-jill-duell-arrested-pliers-police-department-captain-joe-iozzi-1444911

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E071 – Babysitting Burglar, Wiener Tweeter, Peeping Pervert, and Prom Partiers

E070 – Listener Quickie: German Grenade and Unauthorized Autobahn

In Episode 70 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Katja for the story submission!

News Sources:

Woman Finds Grenade – What She Does With It Shocks Experienced Police Officers
https://www.tz.de/welt/bayern-frau-findet-granate-was-sie-damit-macht-schockt-erfahrene-polizeibeamte-zr-12366334.html

Car Driver Presents Driving School Receipt Instead Of Driver’s License
https://www.tz.de/welt/paderborn-autofahrer-legt-fahrschul-quittung-statt-fuehrerschein-vor-zr-12417317.html

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E070 – Listener Quickie: German Grenade and Unauthorized Autobahn

E069 – Meth Muncher, Casino Crook, Concert Crasher, and Brazen Biker

In Episode 69 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man has a crack snack while running from cops, Florida Woman gets methed up at both ends, Florida Woman finds out why what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, and a Florida Man stealing a scooter asks the wrong person for help.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

Fabricio Tueros
Mark Edward Welch
Elvia Estrada
Catherine Allford
Raymond Millwater

News Sources:

Florida Man Tells Cops, The Cocaine You See On My Nose Is Not My Cocaine
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article231380053.html

Florida Man Swallows 20 Rocks Of Crack, Leads Cops On Chase From Miami To Upper Keys
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/06/12/florida-man-swallows-20-crack-rocks-police-chase-miami-upper-keys/

Florida Woman Swallows Meth During Traffic Stop, Then Had A Heart Attack
https://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article231392943.html

Florida Man Took Cocaine And Ate Puffer Fish Liver, Ended Up In ICU
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-took-cocaine-ate-puffer-fish-liver-intensive-care-1443312

Florida Woman Accused Of Operating Casino In Her Garage
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40622324/underground-gambling-spot-busted-in-fort-myers

Florida Woman Drove Car Into Concert Crowd, Then Bundles Of Cash Fell From Under Her Dress As Deputies Closed In
https://www.mercurynews.com/2019/06/11/bundles-of-cash-fell-from-under-her-dress-as-deputies-closed-in/

Florida Man Asked Cops For Help Starting Motorcycle He’d Stolen
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/largo-man-asks-officer-to-help-start-the-scooter-police-say-he-was-trying-to-steal-20190613/#

Patreon Exclusive Story: Stowaway Snake Slithers Out Of Man’s Backpack On Trip To Hawaii From Florida
https://www.naplesnews.com/story/news/local/watercooler/2019/06/13/stowaway-snake-slithers-out-man-backpack-trip-hawaii-from-florida/1447001001/

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July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA Continue reading E069 – Meth Muncher, Casino Crook, Concert Crasher, and Brazen Biker

E068 – Listener Quickie: Bullet Balls

In Episode 68 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Matthew for the story submission!

News Sources:

Trouble Snowballs For Man Who Shot Himself
https://www.wenatcheeworld.com/news/trouble-snowballs-for-man-who-shot-himself/article_bc761e90-7c07-11e9-9a2e-87ca3ce75ad3.html

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July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA Continue reading E068 – Listener Quickie: Bullet Balls

E067 – Bathtime Battery, McDonald’s Magic Mike, Turtle Trampler, and Floaty F–ker

In Episode 67 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man wants his roommate to be stinky, Florida Man tries to cash in on this whole “tiny house” craze, Florida Man shows some McDonald’s customers his McNuggets, and we get additional details straight from a Florida Man who’s not going to be seeing his girlfriend any time soon.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

Tyler Sweeney
Katie Lee Pitchford
Kerville Holness
Antoine Rutherford
Byron Christianoudis
Shonta Bolds
John F. Morgan
Yaqun Lo
Christopher William Monnin

News Sources:

Florida Man Whose Girlfriend Squeezed His Privates Until They Bled Says He Still Loves Her
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7138643/Florida-man-tells-girlfriend-squeezed-testicles-bled.html

Florida Man Thought He Bought A Villa, Actually Paid Thousands For 100-by-1 Foot Strip Of Land
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-ne-tax-auction-leaves-buyer-hurting-20190615-d573l2aw7nbk7hgf4y2d36qcoy-story.html

Florida Man Attacked Landlord For Accusing Him Of Taking Too Many Showers
https://thehollywoodunlocked.com/florida-man-attacked-landlord-for-accusing-him-of-taking-too-many-showers/

Florida Woman Charged With Assault After Admitting To Throwing Coconut At Man Outside Strip Club
http://www.fox35orlando.com/unusual/florida-woman-charged-with-assault-after-admitting-to-throwing-coconut-at-man-outside-strip-club-po

Florida Man Dances Naked at McDonald’s. Customers Weren’t Loving It
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article231419428.html

Woman Arrested For Disturbing Sea Turtle Nest On Miami Beach

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/miami-beach/woman-arrested-for-disturbing-sea-turtle-nest-on-miami-beach

Florida Man Accused Of Stealing Pool Floats Says He Did It For Sexual Gratification
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-accused-stealing-pool-floats-says-he-did-it-sexual-gratification-instead-raping-1444205

Patreon Exclusive Story: Woman Loses Job When Her Phone Number Is Listed As Amazon Distribution Center Online
http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/woman-loses-job-when-her-phone-number-is-listed-as-amazon-distribution-center-online

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July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA Continue reading E067 – Bathtime Battery, McDonald’s Magic Mike, Turtle Trampler, and Floaty F–ker

E066 – Listener Quickie: Sweaty Sodas

In Episode 66 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Thomas for the story submission!

News Sources:

Suspected Walmart Thief Hid In Trunk, Covered Herself In Mountain Dew
https://jocoreport.com/shoplifting-suspect-found-hiding-in-trunk-of-car-drenched-in-mountain-dew/

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July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA Continue reading E066 – Listener Quickie: Sweaty Sodas

E065 – Chicken Coop, Circle K-P, Alexa Assassin, and Gym Jerk

In Episode 65 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man shows New York what Florida Man is all about, up close and personal, Florida Man makes a pit stop at a convenience store, Florida Man is Siri-ous about hating his wife’s friend, Alexa, and Florida Man passes the ketchup to his girlfriend.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

John Mehne
John Toddy
Peter Wagman
Terrance J. Peterson
Arthur L. Disbrow
Natasha Ethel Bagley
Genesis Peguero

News Sources:

Naked Florida Man Who Crashed A Stolen Car Then Evaded Chasing Police Found In Chicken Coop After Killing Family Dog
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-john-mehne-new-york-state-police-chicken-coop-police-chase-1442705

Naked Florida Man Arrested After Urinating On Convenience Store Doors
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40615840/naked-florida-man-arrested-after-urinating-on-convenience-store-doors

Florida Man Disrupts Restaurant, Tells Officers ‘go To Dunkin’ Donuts’
https://www.winknews.com/2019/06/09/florida-man-disrupts-restaurant-tells-officers-go-to-dunkin-donuts/

Florida Man Arrested For Covering Sleeping Girlfriend In Ketchup
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-covering-sleeping-girlfriend-ketchup-thats-what-you-get-bh-1442215

Florida Woman Calls Cops On Her Husband After He Shot Her Amazon Alexa
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article231341443.html

Florida Man Says Woman At Gym ‘Liked It’ When He Masturbated
http://www.brevardtimes.com/2019/06/florida-man-says-woman-at-gym-liked-it-when-he-masturbated/

Florida Man Tries Blowtorch To Open ATM, Welds It Shut Instead
https://weartv.com/news/offbeat/florida-thief-takes-blowtorch-to-atm-welds-it-shut-instead

Patreon Exclusive Story:
Woman Arrested For Assaulting Burger King Manager When Request For Free Fries Was Denied
https://www.wptv.com/news/state/woman-arrested-for-assaulting-burger-king-manager-when-request-for-free-fries-was-denied-police

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E065 – Chicken Coop, Circle K-P, Alexa Assassin, and Gym Jerk

E064 – Listener Quickie: Ball Buster

In Episode 64 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Patti for the story submission!

News Sources:

Florida Woman Squeezes Man’s Testicles So Hard They Bleed
http://www.brevardtimes.com/2019/06/florida-woman-squeezes-mans-testicles-so-hard-they-bleed/amp/

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E063 – Machete Mama, Swine Sauna, Fleeing Flaunter, and Parking Potshots

In Episode 63 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Woman channels her inner samurai, a Florida Couple try to bake a ham in their car, a Florida Man finds out that you shouldn’t taunt the cops you’re running from, and a Florida Woman isn’t happy to see you, and no, that isn’t a banana, either.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

Victoria Lynn Morley
Trinity Tavarez-Soto
Mark Gray
Valerie Branch-Galloway
Cody Cummins
Nicholas Carlmann Jones
Jasmine Cuyler
Solomon Stinson
Damian Dean Cantrell

News Sources:

Florida Woman Accused Of Wielding 2 Machetes, Threatening Bar Patrons With Them
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-woman-accused-of-wielding-2-machetes-threatening-bar-patrons-with-them/67-3b18df11-3a27-4012-892f-525207fb8210

Florida Couple Arrested At A Mall For Leaving Small Pig Inside Hot Car
https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/two-arrested-at-a-mall-in-florida-for-leaving-small-pig-inside-hot-car/77-4dce5688-1dc4-49e5-8998-ae91a69e5ba9

Florida Woman Whipped Stepson With A Belt 30 Times For Tardiness
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/stepmom-delivers-licks-527190

Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing corn cob at mom’s head
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-throwing-corn-cob-mom

Florida Man Calls 911 And Brags About Running From Cops, Gets Caught
https://triblive.com/news/world/florida-man-brags-about-running-from-cops-eventually-gets-caught/

Florida Woman Caught Smuggling 9 Cell Phones Into Prison, In Her Underwear
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40557379/charlotte-correctional-institution-employee-caught-with-9-cell-phones-in-her-underwear

Florida Man Exchanges Gunfire With Police Over A Parking Space
https://www.ibtimes.com/florida-police-elderly-man-exchange-gunfire-over-parking-space-2797299

Florida Man Pours Salt In Walmart To Get Rid Of Evil Spirits Around Him
https://cbs12.com/news/local/man-pours-salt-in-walmart-to-get-rid-of-evil-spirits

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July 13, 2019
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