E039 – Pork Slap, Hippo Attack, Jerk Store, and Cat Lady



In Episode 39 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man gets slapped in the face with some hard meat, a Florida Woman pisses off a hippopotamus, a Florida Man got really excited at Dollar General, and a Florida Woman is a crazy cat lady.

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News Sources:

Florida Woman arrested for throwing frozen pork chop at boyfriend
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/pork-chop-battery-780129

Florida Woman attacked by an angry hippo during Zimbabwe vacation
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6653199/Florida-woman-37-speaks-attacked-angry-hippo-dream-Zimbabwe-vacation.html

Florida Man accused of openly masturbating in Dollar General
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/orange-county-corrections-officer-accused-of-openly-masturbating-in-dollar-general/911239873?fbclid=IwAR0VxfOwp3bt1JgXaeqdKN-YfnS7hbHNJVp0k79uMsH1M-0KDfTAVU4Kx-o

Florida Woman hides in cat cage after hitting dog walker with his own flashlight
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/florida-woman-hides-in-cat-cage-after-hitting-dog-walker-with-flashlight-police-say/912756289

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E038 – Casey Anthony, William Shatner’s Love Child, a Waffle House Floozy, and a Pill Thief



In Episode 38 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Woman Casey Anthony should just shut up already, a Florida Man should just give up already, a Florida Woman reminds Phil that Joel still owes him Waffle House, and a Florida Man steals the wrong pills.

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News Sources:

Florida Woman Casey Anthony reveals she’ll visit wife killer Scott Peterson to ‘help wrongfully convicted people’
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6616651/Casey-Anthony-visit-Scott-Peterson-help-wrongfully-convicted-people-cancels-reality-show.html

Florida Man, 62, claims he is William Shatner’s love child
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6624011/Florida-man-62-claims-William-Shatners-love-child-tries-actors-name.html

Florida Woman accused of dancing naked in Waffle House parking lot, licking employee
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/weird/wtflorida/florida-woman-accused-of-dancing-naked-in-waffle-house-parking-lot-licking-employee/67-301bf130-1f06-49ad-86b8-19c797b5ee57

Florida Man steals the wrong prescription
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/funny/laxative-theft-mistake-164923

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E037 – Machete, Rolex, Syringes, and Chill Pills



In Episode 37 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man tries to kill his neighbor with Kindness, a Florida woman plays hide and seek with stolen Rolexes, a Florida man plays hide and seek with 3 syringes, and a Florida woman has no chill.

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News Sources:

Florida Man Tries To Kill His Neighbor With Kindness, His Machete
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article224512290.html

Florida Woman Stashed Five Stolen Rolexes Inside Her Body
http://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/01/14/stolen-rolex-watches-found-during-strip-search-florida-woman/

Florida Man Says 3 Syringes Found In His Rectum Aren’t His, Claims To Not Know How They Got There
https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/clearwater-man-denies-3-syringes-found-in-his-rectum-are-his/1691775047

Florida woman pulls gun at salon after being told to take a ‘chill pill’
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/39789097/florida-woman-pulls-gun-told-to-take-chill-pill-in-cape-coral

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E026 – Cookies, Kidneys, Barbells, and Botflies



In Episode 26 of Florida Men: The Podcast, four Florida women have very different experiences in medicine. One gets busted by the cops, one by her mom, one gets something removed that she didn’t want, and one gets something removed that she kinda needed.

News Sources:

Florida Woman caught red handed with cookie flavored green
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/11/01/girl-scout-cookies-flavored-pot-port-st-lucie/1822545002/

Florida Man removes a perfectly functioning kidney
https://www.insideedition.com/florida-doctor-removes-womans-kidney-after-mistaking-it-tumor-during-back-surgery-48151

Florida Woman finds out her secret piercings show up in X-rays…in front of her mom
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/an-xray-hilariously-exposes-daughters-secret-piercings/news-story/9618e1c081960c76f42bfc2bf1fa383e

Florida Woman catches a bug on her honeymoon
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article220857155.html

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