E067 – Bathtime Battery, McDonald’s Magic Mike, Turtle Trampler, and Floaty F–ker


In Episode 67 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man wants his roommate to be stinky, Florida Man tries to cash in on this whole “tiny house” craze, Florida Man shows some McDonald’s customers his McNuggets, and we get additional details straight from a Florida Man who’s not going to be seeing his girlfriend any time soon.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Tyler Sweeney
  • Katie Lee Pitchford
  • Kerville Holness
  • Antoine Rutherford
  • Byron Christianoudis
  • Shonta Bolds
  • John F. Morgan
  • Yaqun Lo
  • Christopher William Monnin
News Sources:

Florida Man Whose Girlfriend Squeezed His Privates Until They Bled Says He Still Loves Her
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7138643/Florida-man-tells-girlfriend-squeezed-testicles-bled.html

Florida Man Thought He Bought A Villa, Actually Paid Thousands For 100-by-1 Foot Strip Of Land
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-ne-tax-auction-leaves-buyer-hurting-20190615-d573l2aw7nbk7hgf4y2d36qcoy-story.html

Florida Man Attacked Landlord For Accusing Him Of Taking Too Many Showers
https://thehollywoodunlocked.com/florida-man-attacked-landlord-for-accusing-him-of-taking-too-many-showers/

Florida Woman Charged With Assault After Admitting To Throwing Coconut At Man Outside Strip Club
http://www.fox35orlando.com/unusual/florida-woman-charged-with-assault-after-admitting-to-throwing-coconut-at-man-outside-strip-club-po

Florida Man Dances Naked at McDonald’s. Customers Weren’t Loving It
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article231419428.html

Woman Arrested For Disturbing Sea Turtle Nest On Miami Beach

Smug Mugshots
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/miami-beach/woman-arrested-for-disturbing-sea-turtle-nest-on-miami-beach

Florida Man Accused Of Stealing Pool Floats Says He Did It For Sexual Gratification
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-accused-stealing-pool-floats-says-he-did-it-sexual-gratification-instead-raping-1444205

Patreon Exclusive Story: Woman Loses Job When Her Phone Number Is Listed As Amazon Distribution Center Online
http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/woman-loses-job-when-her-phone-number-is-listed-as-amazon-distribution-center-online

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival 
July 13, 2019
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E066 – Listener Quickie: Sweaty Sodas


In Episode 66 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Thomas for the story submission!

News Sources:

Suspected Walmart Thief Hid In Trunk, Covered Herself In Mountain Dew
https://jocoreport.com/shoplifting-suspect-found-hiding-in-trunk-of-car-drenched-in-mountain-dew/

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival 
July 13, 2019
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E063 – Machete Mama, Swine Sauna, Fleeing Flaunter, and Parking Potshots


In Episode 63 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Woman channels her inner samurai, a Florida Couple try to bake a ham in their car, a Florida Man finds out that you shouldn’t taunt the cops you’re running from, and a Florida Woman isn’t happy to see you, and no, that isn’t a banana, either.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Victoria Lynn Morley
  • Trinity Tavarez-Soto
  • Mark Gray
  • Valerie Branch-Galloway
  • Cody Cummins
  • Nicholas Carlmann Jones
  • Jasmine Cuyler
  • Solomon Stinson
  • Damian Dean Cantrell
News Sources:

Florida Woman Accused Of Wielding 2 Machetes, Threatening Bar Patrons With Them
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-woman-accused-of-wielding-2-machetes-threatening-bar-patrons-with-them/67-3b18df11-3a27-4012-892f-525207fb8210

Florida Couple Arrested At A Mall For Leaving Small Pig Inside Hot Car
https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/two-arrested-at-a-mall-in-florida-for-leaving-small-pig-inside-hot-car/77-4dce5688-1dc4-49e5-8998-ae91a69e5ba9

Florida Woman Whipped Stepson With A Belt 30 Times For Tardiness
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/stepmom-delivers-licks-527190

Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing corn cob at mom’s head
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-throwing-corn-cob-mom

Florida Man Calls 911 And Brags About Running From Cops, Gets Caught
https://triblive.com/news/world/florida-man-brags-about-running-from-cops-eventually-gets-caught/

Florida Woman Caught Smuggling 9 Cell Phones Into Prison, In Her Underwear
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40557379/charlotte-correctional-institution-employee-caught-with-9-cell-phones-in-her-underwear

Florida Man Exchanges Gunfire With Police Over A Parking Space
https://www.ibtimes.com/florida-police-elderly-man-exchange-gunfire-over-parking-space-2797299

Florida Man Pours Salt In Walmart To Get Rid Of Evil Spirits Around Him
https://cbs12.com/news/local/man-pours-salt-in-walmart-to-get-rid-of-evil-spirits

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival 
July 13, 2019
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E062 – Listener Quickie: Canadian Cheese Caper


In Episode 62 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Karen for the story submission!

News Sources:

Cheese Wheel Thieves Strike A 3rd Time At Ontario Grocery Store
https://www.insidehalton.com/news-story/9369497-cheese-wheel-thieves-strike-a-3rd-time-at-burlington-grocery-store/

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E061 – Bedpost Baseball, Bike Bonfire, Boulevard BJ, and Burger Boy Bathtime


In Episode 61 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man has no idea why officers would pull him over for crashing during a 140-mph chase, Florida Woman beats her wife with a bedpost for washing the weed without using the “delicates” cycle, Florida Man burns a bike bought by his boo’s brand new boyfriend, and a Florida Man gets “distracted” by his passenger while driving.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Scott Patrick Sorenson
  • Ashley Perkins
  • David Leroy Knutson
  • Belinda Ahwach
  • Alicia Hodge
  • Linda Sue Morgan
  • Rhonda Koppenhoefer
News Sources:

Florida Man Caught In Police Chase After 140 mph Crash Is Baffled When Pulled Over And Arrested For Drunk Driving
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7074487/Florida-man-caught-police-chase-140mph-crash-baffled-pulled-over.html

Louisiana Woman In Florida Allegedly Beat Her Wife With Bedpost Over Missing Marijuana  
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2019/05/24/srso-louisiana-woman-beat-wife-bedpost-over-missing-marijuana/1223382001/

Florida Man Accused Of Torching Love Rival’s Harley
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-bronson-harley-davidson-fire-gas-station-fight-david-leroy-1433601

Florida Dairy Queen Employees Brawl Over Mistreatment By Manager
https://weartv.com/news/offbeat/fight-breaks-out-at-dairy-queen-store-manager-throws-hot-grease-05-25-2019

Florida Woman Arrested For Calling 911 Because Car Was Leaking Oil On Her Driveway
https://www.wkrg.com/news/national/florida-woman-arrested-for-calling-911-because-car-was-leaking-oil-on-her-driveway/2027347003

Florida Man Runs Red Light While Receiving Sex Act From Florida Woman
https://cbs12.com/news/local/report-driver-runs-red-light-while-receiving-sex-act-woman-charged

Florida Man Takes Bath In Kitchen Sink At Wendy’s On Viral Video
https://www.wftv.com/news/what-the-florida/video-appears-to-show-man-taking-bath-in-kitchen-sink-of-florida-wendys/951831195

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Bitten by Python Lurking in the Toilet
https://coralspringstalk.com/coral-springs-man-bitten-by-python-lurking-in-the-toilet-23264

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E061 – Bedpost Baseball, Bike Bonfire, Boulevard BJ, and Burger Boy Bathtime

E059 – General Lee, Ta-Ta Tablets, Comedy C-ckblocker, and Costume Crook


In Episode 59 of Florida Men: The Podcast, two Florida Men lead police on high speed chases, one in a patrol car and the other in the General Lee, Florida Woman finds yet another place to hide drugs on her person, Florida Man goes to a comedy club but can’t take a joke, and a Florida Man steals from the happiest place on Earth.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Oswald Pereira
  • Rachel Newbury
  • Shane Jensen
  • Kyle Jamison Jones
  • Ken Freeman
  • Patrick Allen Spikes
  • Issac Woodard
News Sources:

Florida Man Torched Ex-wife’s House Before Fleeing In Replica of General Lee
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arson-general-lee-oswald-pereira-jockey-1426960

Florida Woman  Brought Drugs Into Jail Between Her Breasts Because She “Forgot They Were There”
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/contraband/woman-forgets-about-pill-stash-016239

Shirtless Florida Man Leads Troopers On 149 MPH Chase In Stolen FHP Cruiser
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Video-Shirtless-Florida-Man-Steals-FHP-Vehicle-Leads-150-MPH-Chase-510133891.html

Florida Man Slaps Girlfriend’s Face With Cheeseburger
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Martin-County-Man-Slaps-Girlfriend-Cheeseburger-Battery-509935711.html

Florida Man Calls 911 After ‘Middle Eastern’ Comment Made at Comedy Show
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40474078/audience-member-calls-911-after-middle-eastern-comment-made-at-comedy-show-in-naples

Florida Man Man Threatens To Behead 6 Police Officers, Eat Their Eyes And Tongues
https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2019/05/19/man-threatens-behead-six-melbourne-police-officers-eat-their-eyes-and-tongues/3732017002/

Florida Man Arrested for Stealing $14K in Costumes from Disney World
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/crime/os-ne-patrick-spikes-arrested-disney-buzzy-20190518-jylgndquszh2nmgzv736tc43si-story.html

Bears ransack and destroy a family’s SUV in Golden Gate Estates
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40511723/bears-ransacked-and-destroyed-a-familys-suv-in-golden-gate-estates

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Gives Himself A Makeover to Escape From Cops
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article230590434.html

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E059 – General Lee, Ta-Ta Tablets, Comedy C-ckblocker, and Costume Crook

E058 – Listener Quickie: Panty Raider


In Episode 58 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Cassandra for the story submission!

Woman In Only Bra And Panties Arrested After Breaking Into 2 Homes, Assaulting Resident
https://www.lehighvalleylive.com/news/2019/04/woman-in-only-bra-and-panties-arrested-after-breaking-into-2-williams-township-homes-assaulting-resident-police-say.html

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E058 – Listener Quickie: Panty Raider

E057 – Nude Baller, Foot Driver, A$$ Eater, and Syringe Stasher


In Episode 57 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man can’t dribble with all those restrictive clothes, Florida Man wants the whole world to know his favorite kink, the drunken smelly Florida Man asking to see your papers is NOT really an FBI agent, and Florida Woman is our new syringe-stashing record holder.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Jordan Glen Anderson
  • Leonard Olsen
  • Dillon Shane Webb
  • David Ayers
  • Kristian Dudley
  • Jaymie Wescott
  • William Frank Hoffman
News Sources:

Florida Man Arrested For Playing Basketball Completely Naked At Park To ‘Enhance His Skills’
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-playing-basketball-naked-park-improve-his-skills-1424567

Florida Man Speeds Down Highway While Standing Out Of Sunroof, Says He’d Rather Go To Jail Than Home To His Wife
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/05/12/florida-man-highway-standing-out-sunroof/

Florida Man Arrested for “I EAT ASS” Sticker On His Pickup Truck
https://www.cltampa.com/news-views/florida-news/article/21068217/dashcam-footage-shows-cop-struggling-for-reasons-to-arrest-florida-man-with-i-eat-ass-sticker-on-his-truck

Dillon Webb’s GoFundMe Campaign
https://www.gofundme.com/f/dillon-webb-arrested-for-not-removing-sticker

Florida Man Arrested After Allegedly Stealing Truck Full Of Coffins 
https://www.newsweek.com/stolen-truck-caskets-david-ayers-florida-highway-patrol-1424681

Florida Man Posing As FBI Agent Dumps Live Catfish On Family’s Driveway
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article230357524.html

Florida Woman Arrested In Burger King Bathroom With 7 Syringes Hidden In Her Vagina
https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/woman-arrested-in-burger-king-bathroom-with-7-syringes-inside-body-deputies-say/1992111140

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Chews Up Lit Cigarette, Spits Pieces On Deputies During Arrest
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40467205/florida-man-chews-up-lit-cigarette-spits-pieces-on-deputies-during-arrest

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E057 – Nude Baller, Foot Driver, A$$ Eater, and Syringe Stasher

E039 – Pork Slap, Hippo Attack, Jerk Store, and Cat Lady


In Episode 39 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man gets slapped in the face with some hard meat, a Florida Woman pisses off a hippopotamus, a Florida Man got really excited at Dollar General, and a Florida Woman is a crazy cat lady.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida Woman arrested for throwing frozen pork chop at boyfriend
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/pork-chop-battery-780129

Florida Woman attacked by an angry hippo during Zimbabwe vacation
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6653199/Florida-woman-37-speaks-attacked-angry-hippo-dream-Zimbabwe-vacation.html

Florida Man accused of openly masturbating in Dollar General
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/orange-county-corrections-officer-accused-of-openly-masturbating-in-dollar-general/911239873?fbclid=IwAR0VxfOwp3bt1JgXaeqdKN-YfnS7hbHNJVp0k79uMsH1M-0KDfTAVU4Kx-o

Florida Woman hides in cat cage after hitting dog walker with his own flashlight
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/florida-woman-hides-in-cat-cage-after-hitting-dog-walker-with-flashlight-police-say/912756289

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults


Listen to The Hidden Staircase on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get our show.

Continue reading E039 – Pork Slap, Hippo Attack, Jerk Store, and Cat Lady

E038 – Casey Anthony, William Shatner’s Love Child, a Waffle House Floozy, and a Pill Thief


In Episode 38 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Woman Casey Anthony should just shut up already, a Florida Man should just give up already, a Florida Woman reminds Phil that Joel still owes him Waffle House, and a Florida Man steals the wrong pills.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida Woman Casey Anthony reveals she’ll visit wife killer Scott Peterson to ‘help wrongfully convicted people’
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6616651/Casey-Anthony-visit-Scott-Peterson-help-wrongfully-convicted-people-cancels-reality-show.html

Florida Man, 62, claims he is William Shatner’s love child
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6624011/Florida-man-62-claims-William-Shatners-love-child-tries-actors-name.html

Florida Woman accused of dancing naked in Waffle House parking lot, licking employee
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/weird/wtflorida/florida-woman-accused-of-dancing-naked-in-waffle-house-parking-lot-licking-employee/67-301bf130-1f06-49ad-86b8-19c797b5ee57

Florida Man steals the wrong prescription
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/funny/laxative-theft-mistake-164923

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults


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Continue reading E038 – Casey Anthony, William Shatner’s Love Child, a Waffle House Floozy, and a Pill Thief