E033 – Burger John, McWeed, Alien Archer, and Cannibal


In Episode 33 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man seeks alternate payment arrangements with a sex worker, another Florida Man seeks alternate payment arrangements at McDonald’s, a naked Florida Man hiding from aliens takes a bullet, and a Florida Cannibal breaks into his neighbor’s house and refuses to leave.

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News Sources:

Florida man offered to pay for oral sex from undercover officer with hamburger
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/hamburger-hooker-287593

Florida man tries to trade pot for munchies at McDonald’s drive-thru
https://www.theledger.com/news/20181217/oops-florida-man-tries-to-trade-pot-for-munchies-at-mcdonalds-drive-thru

Naked Florida man armed with crossbow claimed aliens were after him
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/2018/12/12/naked-florida-man-crossbow-who-claimed-aliens-were-after-him-shot-deputy/2292792002/

Florida man breaks into neighbor’s home while his is on fire
https://www.cbs17.com/news/check-this-out/cannibal-corpse-guitarist-arrested-for-burglary-as-ammo-explodes-inside-his-burning-home/1654750287

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E028 – Pipe Bombs, Meth Granny, Break-in, and Miniature Horse


In Episode 28 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a gang of drug trafficking white supremacists is busted with 100 illegal guns and pipe bombs, a Florida woman suspects that meth might be bad for her, a Florida man calls cops to report a break-in by a robber who left behind cocaine, weed, and a bong, and a miniature horse services a Florida man, but is not a service animal.

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News Sources:

Florida Men arrested with pipe bombs, rocket launcher in White Supremacist drug sting
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/florida/ny-news-pipe-bombs-rocket-launcher-white-supremacist-arrested-20181117-story.html

Florida woman takes her meth to the doctor because she thinks it might be bad for her
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article221701060.html

Florida Man says burglars broke into home, left him cocaine, pot
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/11/20/burglars-leave-cocaine-marijuana-jensen-beach-home/1921120002/

Florida man caught with his pants down in a pasture
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article221942870.html

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E026 – Cookies, Kidneys, Barbells, and Botflies


In Episode 26 of Florida Men: The Podcast, four Florida women have very different experiences in medicine. One gets busted by the cops, one by her mom, one gets something removed that she didn’t want, and one gets something removed that she kinda needed.

News Sources:

Florida Woman caught red handed with cookie flavored green
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/11/01/girl-scout-cookies-flavored-pot-port-st-lucie/1822545002/

Florida Man removes a perfectly functioning kidney
https://www.insideedition.com/florida-doctor-removes-womans-kidney-after-mistaking-it-tumor-during-back-surgery-48151

Florida Woman finds out her secret piercings show up in X-rays…in front of her mom
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/an-xray-hilariously-exposes-daughters-secret-piercings/news-story/9618e1c081960c76f42bfc2bf1fa383e

Florida Woman catches a bug on her honeymoon
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article220857155.html

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