E033 – Burger John, McWeed, Alien Archer, and Cannibal



In Episode 33 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man seeks alternate payment arrangements with a sex worker, another Florida Man seeks alternate payment arrangements at McDonald’s, a naked Florida Man hiding from aliens takes a bullet, and a Florida Cannibal breaks into his neighbor’s house and refuses to leave.

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News Sources:

Florida man offered to pay for oral sex from undercover officer with hamburger
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/hamburger-hooker-287593

Florida man tries to trade pot for munchies at McDonald’s drive-thru
https://www.theledger.com/news/20181217/oops-florida-man-tries-to-trade-pot-for-munchies-at-mcdonalds-drive-thru

Naked Florida man armed with crossbow claimed aliens were after him
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/2018/12/12/naked-florida-man-crossbow-who-claimed-aliens-were-after-him-shot-deputy/2292792002/

Florida man breaks into neighbor’s home while his is on fire
https://www.cbs17.com/news/check-this-out/cannibal-corpse-guitarist-arrested-for-burglary-as-ammo-explodes-inside-his-burning-home/1654750287

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E032 – Three Grumpy Grinches, Two Pervy Santas, and a Snowbird in a Palm Tree



Merry Christmas! While we spend the day at the beach (that’s what the rest of the country does on Xmas day, right?) you can enjoy these Florida Man stories with some holiday cheer.

In Episode 32 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Santa’s helper gets a shiny new set of bracelets, A Florida grinch tries to swipe some decorations, Santa takes a trip to the drug store naked, and a couple of Florida kids who got coal in their stockings grow up to ruin it for the next generation. Recorded before a live audience at Caloosahatchee Jack’s in Fort Myers, Florida on December 9th, 2018.

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News Sources:

Florida Man strolled through South Beach Walgreens wearing only a santa hat and boots
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article222338960.html

Florida Man caught on camera trying to steal Christmas inflatables
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/broward/man-caught-on-camera-trying-to-steal-christmas-inflatables-in-tamarac

Florida Man arrested trying to play Santa
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/trending-now/caught-redsuited-sex-offender-arrested-for-trying-to-play-santa-deputies-say/879978316

Florida Woman Forced to Take Down ‘Bah, humbug’ display
https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20181204/woman-told-to-deep-six-holly-hill-bah-humbug-display

Florida man screams ‘Santa isn’t real’ at Christmas Festival
https://www.newsweek.com/video-florida-man-goes-christmas-festival-giant-sign-screams-santa-isnt-real-1244995

Florida woman, fighting to keep painting of Virgin Mary on mobile home
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-85-fighting-property-management-to-keep-painting-of-virgin-mary-on-mobile-home

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E031 – Pippen, Pyro, Panties, and Plunderer



In Episode 31 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida comedian takes a Bull by the horns, a Florida man’s website is the bomb, a Florida woman gives her UberEats customer something extra with his order, and a Florida man is the worst shoplifter ever.

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News Sources:

Florida Woman Sued by Scottie Pippen for Trashing a Rental Property
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article222654670.html

Florida Man Stockpiled Nearly Four Tons of Explosives
https://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article223016455.html

Florida Woman Gives Tourist ‘Disgusting’ Delivery After Ordering from UberEats
http://wutv29.com/news/offbeat/florida-man-says-he-received-dirty-underwear-in-uber-eats-delivery

Florida Man Arrested for Shoplifting After Job Interview at Kohl’s
https://www.mysuncoast.com/2018/12/08/florida-man-arrested-shoplifting-after-job-interview/

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E030 – Vodka Thief, Stabby Farter, Mall Ninjas, and Plane Crash



In Episode 30 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man bogarts all the booze, a Florida woman pulls a knife on a man for fart-shaming her, a Florida man is attacked by mall ninjas, and a Florida woman is in a hit and run with a plane.

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News Sources:

Florida man was upset that his buddy was chugging all his vodka. The situation escalated.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article222330995.html

Florida woman pulls knife on man who confronted her about farting
https://www.wtol.com/2018/11/28/florida-woman-pulls-knife-man-who-confronted-her-about-farting/

Florida Man was slashed with sword on Thanksgiving by his wife and her boyfriend
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/wife-of-man-slashed-with-sword-on-thanksgiving-arrested-police-say/879348877

Florida woman charged with DUI after crashing into fence, hitting airplane
https://www.autoblog.com/2018/12/03/florida-woman-accused-of-hit-and-run-with-an-airplane/

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E028 – Pipe Bombs, Meth Granny, Break-in, and Miniature Horse



In Episode 28 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a gang of drug trafficking white supremacists is busted with 100 illegal guns and pipe bombs, a Florida woman suspects that meth might be bad for her, a Florida man calls cops to report a break-in by a robber who left behind cocaine, weed, and a bong, and a miniature horse services a Florida man, but is not a service animal.

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News Sources:

Florida Men arrested with pipe bombs, rocket launcher in White Supremacist drug sting
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/florida/ny-news-pipe-bombs-rocket-launcher-white-supremacist-arrested-20181117-story.html

Florida woman takes her meth to the doctor because she thinks it might be bad for her
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article221701060.html

Florida Man says burglars broke into home, left him cocaine, pot
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/11/20/burglars-leave-cocaine-marijuana-jensen-beach-home/1921120002/

Florida man caught with his pants down in a pasture
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article221942870.html

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E027 – Hole, Catfight, Nightcrawlers, and Dildos



In Episode 27 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man regrets that Lassie died 50 years ago, a Florida mom shows what happens if she doesn’t have her coffee, a Florida man has an impromptu bongo concert, and a Florida man Tells the New England Patriots to go f*** themselves, and gives them the tools to do so. PLUS we are joined by our favorite listener, Heather.

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News Sources:

Florida man gets stuck after climbing down 30-foot well ‘for bragging rights’
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-gets-stuck-after-climbing-down-30-foot-well-in-volusia

Florida Moms brawl at school bus stop
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-sarasota-manatee/sarasota/moms-brawl-at-school-bus-stop-1-airlifted-to-hospital-after-being-slashed-with-broken-coffee-mug-

Naked Florida man revealed on video sneaking into restaurant and munching on ramen
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/naked-florida-man-revealed-on-video-sneaking-into-restaurant-and-munching-on-ramen-20181112/

Florida man arrested for throwing adult toy on field during Bills game
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/florida-man-arrested-for-throwing-adult-toy-on-field-during-bills-game-on-monday-night/

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