E043 – Burgertime, Pizza Party, Coitus Alfresco, and Backseat Bingo


In Episode 43 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Woman needs a cheeseburger, a Florida Man needs a pizza, a Florida Couple make love outdoors in the fresh air and natural surroundings of downtown Fort Myers, and another Florida Couple make love in the fresh air and natural surroundings of the back of a patrol car.

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Florida Woman Flees Police Because She ‘Wanted a Cheeseburger’
https://www.fox4now.com/news/local-news/woman-flees-police-in-cape-coral-because-she-wanted-a-cheeseburger

Florida Man Ends Standoff for Slice of Pizza
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/2019/02/27/florida-man-ends-police-standoff-slice-pizza-man-accused-harassing-family-coldplay-lyrics-threats/3003683002/

Florida Man and Florida Woman Arrested for Throwing Concrete Through Each Other’s Car Windows in Pasco County
https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/couple-arrested-for-throwing-concrete-through-each-other-s-car-windows-in-pasco/1825729455

Florida Man and Florida Woman Arrested for Having Sex In Public (Again)
https://www.fox4now.com/news/local-news/two-arrested-for-having-sex-in-public-near-childrens-parade-in-fort-myers

Florida Cop Suspended After Allegedly Allowing Suspects to Give Each Other Hand Jobs
https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/florida-cop-suspended-after-allegedly-allowing-suspects-to-give-each-other-hand-jobs/

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E042 – Coin Counter, Jilted Lover, Snake Handler, and Toilet Tosser


In Episode 42 of Florida Men: The Podcast, those coin counting machines at the supermarket are a real ripoff, yet another Florida Woman can’t handle rejection, a Florida Man shows his snake off to onlookers at the beach, and a Florida Man don’t need no education.

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News Sources:

Florida Man Steals $33,000 In Rare Coins, Cashes Them Them In At Supermarket Coin Counting Machines
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20190222/did-rare-stolen-coins-end-up-in-supermarket-change-machine-victim-wonders

Florida Woman, “Naked And Belligerent”, Attacks Boyfriend for Refusing Sex
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/belligerent-sans-clothes-294065

Florida Man Accused Of Slapping Woman With Bowl Of Chili In Fight Over New Boyfriend
https://www.wftv.com/news/trending-now/man-accused-of-slapping-woman-with-bowl-of-chili-in-fight-over-new-boyfriend-police-say/922374277

Florida Man Arrested For Throwing Cookie At Girlfriend
https://www.wivb.com/news/national/florida-man-arrested-for-throwing-cookie-at-girlfriend/1810345753

Florida man throws pizza slice at his mom during argument
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-man-throws-pizza-slice-at-his-mom-during-argument-deputies-say/67-01e8e6f4-f109-4cad-a6a5-6360cd59e343

Florida Man Carrying Rattlesnake Told Police He Is An ‘Agent Of God’
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-homeless-man-rattlesnake-agent-god-1335148

Reply All Episode #135 Robocall: Bang Bang
https://www.gimletmedia.com/reply-all/135-the-robocall-conundrum

Suggested by Listener Caleb: Florida Man Threw Toilet Through Window at East St Louis Board of Education Building
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/trending-now/toilet-tosser-trapped-in-illinois-police-say/924215743

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Joel & Phil’s Appearance on The Rob and Slim Show
https://robandslim.podbean.com/e/rob-and-slim-193/

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E041 – Nudity, Drugs, Burrito, Shotgun, and Bomb Threat


In Episode 41 of Florida Men: The Podcast, another naked Florida Man goes to the drug store, another argument between a Florida couple ends in a food fight, another Florida man pulls a surprise out of the water while fishing, and a Florida Man threatens to blow up a Home Depot bathroom.

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News Sources:

Florida Man Strips Naked, Locks Himself Behind Counter At Walgreens, Shouting ‘Don’t Kill Me’
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6699791/Florida-man-strips-NAKED-jumping-pharmacy-counter-Walgreens.html

Florida Man Arrested For Throwing Burrito At Girlfriend
https://www.wfla.com/1775956026

Florida Man Discovers Shotgun In River While Magnet Fishing
http://www.winknews.com/2019/02/11/magnet-fisherman-discovers-shotgun-in-estero-river/

Florida Man Accused Of Making Bomb Threat Was Referring To Bowel Movement
https://kvoa.com/news/2019/02/14/florida-man-accused-of-making-bomb-threat-was-referring-to-bowel-movement-police-say/

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E040 – Bomb Squad, TSA, Commissioner Licker, and Mariticide


In Episode 40 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man thinks he doesn’t need the bomb squad, a Florida Woman cuts in line at the Orlando airport, a Florida Woman’s political career is licked, and a Florida Man predicts his own death.

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Florida Man Finds Pipe Bomb, Cuts It In Half, THEN Calls Police.
http://amp.fox13news.com/news/local-news/explosive-found-in-terra-ceia-detonated-at-farm

Florida Woman Wielding Knife Shoves Her Way Past TSA, Yells ‘I Know My Rights’
https://www.wsbradio.com/news/national/know-rights-florida-woman-with-knife-shoves-her-way-past-tsa-airport-police-say/ZhEqftZardtYCbqTHyFzdL/

Florida Woman Allegedly Made A Habit Of Licking Men’s Faces. She Has Now Resigned As City Commissioner
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/02/07/florida-politician-allegedly-made-habit-licking-mens-faces-now-shes-resigned/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.bdb37a29d2f5

Florida Man Said He Should Hide Knives From Wife — Then She Stabbed Him To Death
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article225917730.html

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E039 – Pork Slap, Hippo Attack, Jerk Store, and Cat Lady


In Episode 39 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man gets slapped in the face with some hard meat, a Florida Woman pisses off a hippopotamus, a Florida Man got really excited at Dollar General, and a Florida Woman is a crazy cat lady.

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News Sources:

Florida Woman arrested for throwing frozen pork chop at boyfriend
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/pork-chop-battery-780129

Florida Woman attacked by an angry hippo during Zimbabwe vacation
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6653199/Florida-woman-37-speaks-attacked-angry-hippo-dream-Zimbabwe-vacation.html

Florida Man accused of openly masturbating in Dollar General
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/orange-county-corrections-officer-accused-of-openly-masturbating-in-dollar-general/911239873?fbclid=IwAR0VxfOwp3bt1JgXaeqdKN-YfnS7hbHNJVp0k79uMsH1M-0KDfTAVU4Kx-o

Florida Woman hides in cat cage after hitting dog walker with his own flashlight
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/florida-woman-hides-in-cat-cage-after-hitting-dog-walker-with-flashlight-police-say/912756289

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E038 – Casey Anthony, William Shatner’s Love Child, a Waffle House Floozy, and a Pill Thief


In Episode 38 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Woman Casey Anthony should just shut up already, a Florida Man should just give up already, a Florida Woman reminds Phil that Joel still owes him Waffle House, and a Florida Man steals the wrong pills.

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Florida Woman Casey Anthony reveals she’ll visit wife killer Scott Peterson to ‘help wrongfully convicted people’
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6616651/Casey-Anthony-visit-Scott-Peterson-help-wrongfully-convicted-people-cancels-reality-show.html

Florida Man, 62, claims he is William Shatner’s love child
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6624011/Florida-man-62-claims-William-Shatners-love-child-tries-actors-name.html

Florida Woman accused of dancing naked in Waffle House parking lot, licking employee
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/weird/wtflorida/florida-woman-accused-of-dancing-naked-in-waffle-house-parking-lot-licking-employee/67-301bf130-1f06-49ad-86b8-19c797b5ee57

Florida Man steals the wrong prescription
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/funny/laxative-theft-mistake-164923

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E037 – Machete, Rolex, Syringes, and Chill Pills


In Episode 37 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man tries to kill his neighbor with Kindness, a Florida woman plays hide and seek with stolen Rolexes, a Florida man plays hide and seek with 3 syringes, and a Florida woman has no chill.

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News Sources:

Florida Man Tries To Kill His Neighbor With Kindness, His Machete
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article224512290.html

Florida Woman Stashed Five Stolen Rolexes Inside Her Body
http://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/01/14/stolen-rolex-watches-found-during-strip-search-florida-woman/

Florida Man Says 3 Syringes Found In His Rectum Aren’t His, Claims To Not Know How They Got There
https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/clearwater-man-denies-3-syringes-found-in-his-rectum-are-his/1691775047

Florida woman pulls gun at salon after being told to take a ‘chill pill’
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/39789097/florida-woman-pulls-gun-told-to-take-chill-pill-in-cape-coral

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E036 – Three Hungry Criminals and a Hide & Seek Loser


In Episode 36 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man eats a cop’s car, a Florida Woman eats a cop’s dinner, another Florida Woman beats her parents because they won’t take her to dinner, and a Florida Man loses a game of hide & seek with deputies.

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Florida Man chews up police car after arrest
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/01/11/florida-man-chews-up-police-car-seat-cocaine-arrest/

Florida Woman Breaks Into Police Station, Eats Officer’s Food, Is Arrested After Leaving ID Behind
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-breaks-police-station-eats-officers-chicken-and-asparagus-gets-1286157

Florida woman attacks parents after they refuse to take her to Outback
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/palm-beach-county/florida-woman-attacks-parents-after-they-refuse-to-take-her-to-outback

Florida Man arrested after failing to convince deputies he wasn’t home
https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/fugitive-arrested-after-failing-at-tricking-flagler-deputies-he-isnt-home/77-331dc47e-b809-4a75-8829-440c62bd03b1

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E035 – Time Traveler, Tricycle Thief, Tricycling Thief, and a Vampire Hunter


In Episode 35 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man falls victim to a malfunctioning flux capacitor, a Future Florida Woman steals a tricycle, a current Florida woman robs a mailman while riding a tricycle and a Florida Man tries to burn the vampires out of his house.

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News Sources:

Florida man crashes car into building during unsuccessful time travel attempt
https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/local/2015/12/24/time-traveling-florida-man-crashes-car-building/77897760/

Florida toddler steals a tricycle
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/miami-dade/3-year-old-seriously-hurt-after-crashing-motorcycle-into-fence-police-say

Florida Woman claims to be God, commits armed robbery, attempts escape on tricycle
https://www.naplesnews.com/story/news/crime/2018/12/23/woman-claims-god-robs-postal-truck-fake-pistol-deputies-say/2401858002/

Florida Man screamed about vampires before burning down his house
https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20181224/police-man-screamed-about-vampires-before-burning-down-daytona-house

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E034 – Ice Cream Addict, Straw Man, Unlucky Mugger, and Bathroom Bangers


In Episode 34 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a McDonald’s customer pulls a gun in the drive-thru, a McDonald’s employee doesn’t pull any punches in the dining room, a Florida mugger picks the worst possible victim, and a Florida woman cock-blocks her brother.

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Florida Man pulls gun at McDonald’s, angry over broken ice cream machine
http://cbs12.com/news/local/man-pulls-gun-at-mcdonalds-angry-over-broken-ice-cream-machine

Florida man arrested for attacking McDonald’s employee over not getting a straw
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pinellas/florida-man-arrested-for-attacking-mcdonalds-employee-over-not-getting-a-straw-police-say

Florida Man Attacks World Champion kickboxer in parking lot
https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/west-palm-beach/world-champion-kickboxer-fights-back-when-attacked-in-parking-lot-off-okeechobee-blvd

Florida Man has sex in bathroom, wrecks Xmas decorations
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/12/24/xmas-decoration-destroying-grinch-gets-groove-potty/2270908002/

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