AF19 – Trafficker, Embezzler, Missing Person, and Camera Flasher



In this episode of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Men pack high energy snack for their road trip, a leopard can’t change its spots, and Florida Woman does what Florida Woman does, Florida Man gets lost somewhere in the world, but never left the amusement park, and a Florida Man gives Sheriff Grady Judd a target for bird hunting.

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News Sources:

Celebrity Florida Man Challenge
https://theblast.com/florida-man-challenge-celebrity-birthdays/

Florida Men Pulled Over With Drugs in a Very Unlikely Place
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article226631504.html

Florida Woman Embezzles $60K From Employer While on Probation for Embezzling From Employer
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/2019/03/15/florida-woman-embezzles-new-job-while-probation-embezzling-old-job/3176485002/

Florida Man Gets Lost at Epcot, Girlfriend Crowdsources Finding Him
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/state/boyfriend-lost-at-epcot-facebook-users-unleash-mass-humor-to-find-him

Florida Man Breaks Into Store, Flips Off Security Camera, Loses Pants
https://www.boston25news.com/news/trending-now/florida-man-breaks-into-store-flips-off-security-camera-deputies-say/931262420

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival 
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading AF19 – Trafficker, Embezzler, Missing Person, and Camera Flasher

E045 – Commode Critter, Spider Stealer, Machete Mama, and Birthday Billboard



In Episode 45 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man is surprised to find an uninvited guest in his bathroom, Florida Man, Florida Man stealing beer that’s in a can, lookout, here comes Florida Man, Florida Woman wigs out at the hair salon, and a couple of Florida Men crowdsource their dad’s birthday present.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida Man On His Lunch Break Finds a Two-Foot-Long Green Surprise in His Toilet
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article227819454.html

Florida Man/Spider-Man Mashup Steals Liquor and Cigarettes
https://kfiam640.iheart.com/content/2019-03-15-florida-man-disguised-as-spider-man-steals-liquor-and-cigarettes/

Florida Man Throws Pancake Batter at Florida Woman
http://www.nbc12.com/2019/03/18/thrown-pancake-batter-leads-battery-charges-florida-man/

Florida Woman Threatened Hair Salon Employees with a Machete, Then It Got Worse
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40114613/florida-woman-threatened-hair-salon-employees-with-a-machete-then-pooped-in-a-patrol-car

Florida Men Prank Their Dad With A Billboard Instead of a Birthday Card
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/palm-beach-county/south-florida-brothers-prank-dad-with-billboard-birthday-card

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E045 – Commode Critter, Spider Stealer, Machete Mama, and Birthday Billboard

E044 – Rocket Man, Snore Shot, Demon Driver, and Minor Leaguers

Florida Men The Podcast Episode 44
Florida Men The Podcast Episode 44


In Episode 44 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man fails to launch, Florida Woman just needed a good night’s sleep, Florida Woman’s demons just needed a ride, and Florida Man makes the minor leagues.

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News Sources:

Florida Man’s Attempt to Take Rocket Launcher On Flight Thwarted By TSA
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6774677/TSA-agents-non-working-grenade-launcher-luggage.html

Florida Woman Shot Boyfriend Because He Snored Too Loudly
https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/florida-woman-shot-boyfriend-because-he-snored-too-loudly-police-1.4330083

Florida Woman Stole Rental Car Because Demons Told Her To
https://abc7ny.com/florida-woman-claims-demons-told-her-to-steal-rental-car/5180081/

Florida Baseball Team Will Break a Law Every Inning for ‘Florida Man Night’
https://www.mlb.com/cut4/jacksonville-jumbo-shrimp-to-hold-florida-man-night

The Geography of America’s Mobile and ‘Stuck,’ Mapped
https://www.citylab.com/life/2019/03/mobile-stuck-us-geography-map-where-americans-moving/584083/

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E044 – Rocket Man, Snore Shot, Demon Driver, and Minor Leaguers

E043 – Burgertime, Pizza Party, Coitus Alfresco, and Backseat Bingo



In Episode 43 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Woman needs a cheeseburger, a Florida Man needs a pizza, a Florida Couple make love outdoors in the fresh air and natural surroundings of downtown Fort Myers, and another Florida Couple make love in the fresh air and natural surroundings of the back of a patrol car.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida Woman Flees Police Because She ‘Wanted a Cheeseburger’
https://www.fox4now.com/news/local-news/woman-flees-police-in-cape-coral-because-she-wanted-a-cheeseburger

Florida Man Ends Standoff for Slice of Pizza
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/2019/02/27/florida-man-ends-police-standoff-slice-pizza-man-accused-harassing-family-coldplay-lyrics-threats/3003683002/

Florida Man and Florida Woman Arrested for Throwing Concrete Through Each Other’s Car Windows in Pasco County
https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/couple-arrested-for-throwing-concrete-through-each-other-s-car-windows-in-pasco/1825729455

Florida Man and Florida Woman Arrested for Having Sex In Public (Again)
https://www.fox4now.com/news/local-news/two-arrested-for-having-sex-in-public-near-childrens-parade-in-fort-myers

Florida Cop Suspended After Allegedly Allowing Suspects to Give Each Other Hand Jobs
https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/florida-cop-suspended-after-allegedly-allowing-suspects-to-give-each-other-hand-jobs/

Rep. Matt Gaetz Twitter
https://twitter.com/mattgaetz

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

Continue reading E043 – Burgertime, Pizza Party, Coitus Alfresco, and Backseat Bingo

E042 – Coin Counter, Jilted Lover, Snake Handler, and Toilet Tosser



In Episode 42 of Florida Men: The Podcast, those coin counting machines at the supermarket are a real ripoff, yet another Florida Woman can’t handle rejection, a Florida Man shows his snake off to onlookers at the beach, and a Florida Man don’t need no education.

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News Sources:

Florida Man Steals $33,000 In Rare Coins, Cashes Them Them In At Supermarket Coin Counting Machines
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20190222/did-rare-stolen-coins-end-up-in-supermarket-change-machine-victim-wonders

Florida Woman, “Naked And Belligerent”, Attacks Boyfriend for Refusing Sex
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/belligerent-sans-clothes-294065

Florida Man Accused Of Slapping Woman With Bowl Of Chili In Fight Over New Boyfriend
https://www.wftv.com/news/trending-now/man-accused-of-slapping-woman-with-bowl-of-chili-in-fight-over-new-boyfriend-police-say/922374277

Florida Man Arrested For Throwing Cookie At Girlfriend
https://www.wivb.com/news/national/florida-man-arrested-for-throwing-cookie-at-girlfriend/1810345753

Florida man throws pizza slice at his mom during argument
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-man-throws-pizza-slice-at-his-mom-during-argument-deputies-say/67-01e8e6f4-f109-4cad-a6a5-6360cd59e343

Florida Man Carrying Rattlesnake Told Police He Is An ‘Agent Of God’
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-homeless-man-rattlesnake-agent-god-1335148

Reply All Episode #135 Robocall: Bang Bang
https://www.gimletmedia.com/reply-all/135-the-robocall-conundrum

Suggested by Listener Caleb: Florida Man Threw Toilet Through Window at East St Louis Board of Education Building
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/trending-now/toilet-tosser-trapped-in-illinois-police-say/924215743

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

Joel & Phil’s Appearance on The Rob and Slim Show
https://robandslim.podbean.com/e/rob-and-slim-193/

Continue reading E042 – Coin Counter, Jilted Lover, Snake Handler, and Toilet Tosser

E041 – Nudity, Drugs, Burrito, Shotgun, and Bomb Threat



In Episode 41 of Florida Men: The Podcast, another naked Florida Man goes to the drug store, another argument between a Florida couple ends in a food fight, another Florida man pulls a surprise out of the water while fishing, and a Florida Man threatens to blow up a Home Depot bathroom.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida Man Strips Naked, Locks Himself Behind Counter At Walgreens, Shouting ‘Don’t Kill Me’
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6699791/Florida-man-strips-NAKED-jumping-pharmacy-counter-Walgreens.html

Florida Man Arrested For Throwing Burrito At Girlfriend
https://www.wfla.com/1775956026

Florida Man Discovers Shotgun In River While Magnet Fishing
http://www.winknews.com/2019/02/11/magnet-fisherman-discovers-shotgun-in-estero-river/

Florida Man Accused Of Making Bomb Threat Was Referring To Bowel Movement
https://kvoa.com/news/2019/02/14/florida-man-accused-of-making-bomb-threat-was-referring-to-bowel-movement-police-say/

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

Continue reading E041 – Nudity, Drugs, Burrito, Shotgun, and Bomb Threat

E038 – Casey Anthony, William Shatner’s Love Child, a Waffle House Floozy, and a Pill Thief



In Episode 38 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Woman Casey Anthony should just shut up already, a Florida Man should just give up already, a Florida Woman reminds Phil that Joel still owes him Waffle House, and a Florida Man steals the wrong pills.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida Woman Casey Anthony reveals she’ll visit wife killer Scott Peterson to ‘help wrongfully convicted people’
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6616651/Casey-Anthony-visit-Scott-Peterson-help-wrongfully-convicted-people-cancels-reality-show.html

Florida Man, 62, claims he is William Shatner’s love child
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6624011/Florida-man-62-claims-William-Shatners-love-child-tries-actors-name.html

Florida Woman accused of dancing naked in Waffle House parking lot, licking employee
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/weird/wtflorida/florida-woman-accused-of-dancing-naked-in-waffle-house-parking-lot-licking-employee/67-301bf130-1f06-49ad-86b8-19c797b5ee57

Florida Man steals the wrong prescription
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/funny/laxative-theft-mistake-164923

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults


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Continue reading E038 – Casey Anthony, William Shatner’s Love Child, a Waffle House Floozy, and a Pill Thief

E032 – Three Grumpy Grinches, Two Pervy Santas, and a Snowbird in a Palm Tree



Merry Christmas! While we spend the day at the beach (that’s what the rest of the country does on Xmas day, right?) you can enjoy these Florida Man stories with some holiday cheer.

In Episode 32 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Santa’s helper gets a shiny new set of bracelets, A Florida grinch tries to swipe some decorations, Santa takes a trip to the drug store naked, and a couple of Florida kids who got coal in their stockings grow up to ruin it for the next generation. Recorded before a live audience at Caloosahatchee Jack’s in Fort Myers, Florida on December 9th, 2018.

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News Sources:

Florida Man strolled through South Beach Walgreens wearing only a santa hat and boots
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article222338960.html

Florida Man caught on camera trying to steal Christmas inflatables
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/broward/man-caught-on-camera-trying-to-steal-christmas-inflatables-in-tamarac

Florida Man arrested trying to play Santa
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/trending-now/caught-redsuited-sex-offender-arrested-for-trying-to-play-santa-deputies-say/879978316

Florida Woman Forced to Take Down ‘Bah, humbug’ display
https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20181204/woman-told-to-deep-six-holly-hill-bah-humbug-display

Florida man screams ‘Santa isn’t real’ at Christmas Festival
https://www.newsweek.com/video-florida-man-goes-christmas-festival-giant-sign-screams-santa-isnt-real-1244995

Florida woman, fighting to keep painting of Virgin Mary on mobile home
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-85-fighting-property-management-to-keep-painting-of-virgin-mary-on-mobile-home

Continue reading E032 – Three Grumpy Grinches, Two Pervy Santas, and a Snowbird in a Palm Tree