E067 – Bathtime Battery, McDonald’s Magic Mike, Turtle Trampler, and Floaty F–ker


In Episode 67 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man wants his roommate to be stinky, Florida Man tries to cash in on this whole “tiny house” craze, Florida Man shows some McDonald’s customers his McNuggets, and we get additional details straight from a Florida Man who’s not going to be seeing his girlfriend any time soon.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Tyler Sweeney
  • Katie Lee Pitchford
  • Kerville Holness
  • Antoine Rutherford
  • Byron Christianoudis
  • Shonta Bolds
  • John F. Morgan
  • Yaqun Lo
  • Christopher William Monnin
News Sources:

Florida Man Whose Girlfriend Squeezed His Privates Until They Bled Says He Still Loves Her
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7138643/Florida-man-tells-girlfriend-squeezed-testicles-bled.html

Florida Man Thought He Bought A Villa, Actually Paid Thousands For 100-by-1 Foot Strip Of Land
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-ne-tax-auction-leaves-buyer-hurting-20190615-d573l2aw7nbk7hgf4y2d36qcoy-story.html

Florida Man Attacked Landlord For Accusing Him Of Taking Too Many Showers
https://thehollywoodunlocked.com/florida-man-attacked-landlord-for-accusing-him-of-taking-too-many-showers/

Florida Woman Charged With Assault After Admitting To Throwing Coconut At Man Outside Strip Club
http://www.fox35orlando.com/unusual/florida-woman-charged-with-assault-after-admitting-to-throwing-coconut-at-man-outside-strip-club-po

Florida Man Dances Naked at McDonald’s. Customers Weren’t Loving It
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article231419428.html

Woman Arrested For Disturbing Sea Turtle Nest On Miami Beach

Smug Mugshots
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/miami-beach/woman-arrested-for-disturbing-sea-turtle-nest-on-miami-beach

Florida Man Accused Of Stealing Pool Floats Says He Did It For Sexual Gratification
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-accused-stealing-pool-floats-says-he-did-it-sexual-gratification-instead-raping-1444205

Patreon Exclusive Story: Woman Loses Job When Her Phone Number Is Listed As Amazon Distribution Center Online
http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/woman-loses-job-when-her-phone-number-is-listed-as-amazon-distribution-center-online

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July 13, 2019
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E065 – Chicken Coop, Circle K-P, Alexa Assassin, and Gym Jerk


In Episode 65 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man shows New York what Florida Man is all about, up close and personal, Florida Man makes a pit stop at a convenience store, Florida Man is Siri-ous about hating his wife’s friend, Alexa, and Florida Man passes the ketchup to his girlfriend.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • John Mehne
  • John Toddy
  • Peter Wagman
  • Terrance J. Peterson
  • Arthur L. Disbrow
  • Natasha Ethel Bagley
  • Genesis Peguero
News Sources:

Naked Florida Man Who Crashed A Stolen Car Then Evaded Chasing Police Found In Chicken Coop After Killing Family Dog
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-john-mehne-new-york-state-police-chicken-coop-police-chase-1442705

Naked Florida Man Arrested After Urinating On Convenience Store Doors
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40615840/naked-florida-man-arrested-after-urinating-on-convenience-store-doors

Florida Man Disrupts Restaurant, Tells Officers ‘go To Dunkin’ Donuts’
https://www.winknews.com/2019/06/09/florida-man-disrupts-restaurant-tells-officers-go-to-dunkin-donuts/

Florida Man Arrested For Covering Sleeping Girlfriend In Ketchup
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-covering-sleeping-girlfriend-ketchup-thats-what-you-get-bh-1442215

Florida Woman Calls Cops On Her Husband After He Shot Her Amazon Alexa
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article231341443.html

Florida Man Says Woman At Gym ‘Liked It’ When He Masturbated
http://www.brevardtimes.com/2019/06/florida-man-says-woman-at-gym-liked-it-when-he-masturbated/

Florida Man Tries Blowtorch To Open ATM, Welds It Shut Instead
https://weartv.com/news/offbeat/florida-thief-takes-blowtorch-to-atm-welds-it-shut-instead

Patreon Exclusive Story:
Woman Arrested For Assaulting Burger King Manager When Request For Free Fries Was Denied
https://www.wptv.com/news/state/woman-arrested-for-assaulting-burger-king-manager-when-request-for-free-fries-was-denied-police

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July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA


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E054 – Listener Quickie: Naked Knocker


In Episode 54 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to April for the story submission!

Naked Man Throwing Rocks At Cars Arrested In Denison, Texas
https://www.kxii.com/content/news/Naked-man-throwing-rocks-at-cars-arrested-in-Denison-509116231.html

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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