E026 – Cookies, Kidneys, Barbells, and Botflies


In Episode 26 of Florida Men: The Podcast, four Florida women have very different experiences in medicine. One gets busted by the cops, one by her mom, one gets something removed that she didn’t want, and one gets something removed that she kinda needed.

News Sources:

Florida Woman caught red handed with cookie flavored green
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/11/01/girl-scout-cookies-flavored-pot-port-st-lucie/1822545002/

Florida Man removes a perfectly functioning kidney
https://www.insideedition.com/florida-doctor-removes-womans-kidney-after-mistaking-it-tumor-during-back-surgery-48151

Florida Woman finds out her secret piercings show up in X-rays…in front of her mom
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/an-xray-hilariously-exposes-daughters-secret-piercings/news-story/9618e1c081960c76f42bfc2bf1fa383e

Florida Woman catches a bug on her honeymoon
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article220857155.html

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E025 – Shopper, Dropper, Drowner, and Driver


In Episode 25 of Florida Men: The Podcast, A Florida Woman is on edge from the MAGA Bomber, a Florida Man takes a dump in the middle of the road, a chihuahua fails its swimming lesson, and Jimmy John’s delivers to a hospital.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Kevin Smiley
  • Juan Gonzalez
  • Lisa Nagengast

News Sources:

Florida Woman Forgets She Ordered Something From Etsy and Ignites a Bomb Scare
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-ne-suspicious-package-winter-haven-20181029-story.html

Florida Man Dumped 70 Gallons of Human Waste on the Road
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-man-accused-of-dumping-70-gallons-of-human-feces-on-the-road/67-608039338

Florida Man Is Arrested For Drowning A Disabled Chihuahua
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-assaults-pregnant-woman-drowns-disabled-dog-police

Florida Woman called a Jimmy John’s by mistake to get her brother to a hospital. They delivered.
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-jimmy-johns-hospital-delivery-20181025-story.html


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E023 – Tripper, Shooter, Swallower, and Amputee with Lauren and Ken from Paradise After Dark


In Episode 23 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Lauren and Ken from Paradise After Dark join the Florida Men, where a Florida Woman trips and her husband isn’t too happy about it, a Florida Man refuses a shot, then GETS shot, a Florida woman tries to swallow to get out of an arrest, and Joel had to throw in another amputee story.


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This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Rachel Fidanian
  • Lathon Jeen Yee
  • Dariel Hutton
  • Jean Michaud

News Sources:

Florida Woman carrying a feces covered dog in one hand and a knife in the other trips and stabs her husband to death
http://sandhillsexpress.com/abc_national/woman-who-claimed-she-tripped-when-she-fatally-stabbed-husband-has-been-arrested-police-abcid36119323/

Florida Man shot after refusing shot from Florida Man at Ocoee bar
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/police-man-shot-after-turning-down-shot-at-ocoee-bar/851449806

Florida Woman chews and swallows crack pipe during arrest
https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/largo-woman-chews-swallows-crack-pipe-during-arrest-police-say-20181016/

Florida Man sues the Miami Dolphins after his toe was accidentally amputated during a game
https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nfl/miami-dolphins/article219604630.html


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E022 – Robber, Knobber, Shopper, and Tractor


In Episode 22 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man sets a record for repeat offending, a Florida Man gets some extra credit from a professor, a Florida Man tries to buy something at Walmart that wasn’t for sale, and a Florida Man can’t make a quick getaway on a tractor.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • James Farmer
  • Dr. Mark Tumeo
  • Hellmuth Kolb
  • Charles Nicholas McNeil

News Sources:

Florida Man bonds out of jail, steals wallet from jail lobby before leaving
https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida-inmate-bonds-out-of-jail-steals-wallet-from-lobby-before-leaving-sheriff-says/

Florida Man resigns as dean after reported sex act on UNF campus
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/unf-dean-resigns-after-reported-sex-act-on-campus/846038364

Florida Man attempts to buy 8-year-old girl for $200,000 at Walmart
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hellmuth-kolb-walmart-buy-8-year-old-girl_us_5bb395fde4b0ba8bb2118098

Florida Man steals tractor, gets tasered
https://lex18.com/news/covering-kentucky/2018/10/03/watch-deputy-flat-out-foils-alleged-tractor-theft-by-florida-man-in-uk-hat/


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E021 – Peeper, Pooper, Pedo, and Penectomy



In Episode 21 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a peeping tom gets caught in a Florida high school, a pooping bartender throws a beer at a customer, a Florida woman gets knocked up by her husband’s 15 year old relative, and a Florida Man goes all Lorena Bobbit on his ex’s new boyfriend.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Mark Ackett
  • Nicole Swindle
  • Shadow Nicole Lantry
  • Justin Foster

News Sources:

Florida Man hides camera in high school changing room
https://www.fox4now.com/news/state/hillsborough-teacher-charged-with-video-voyeurism-after-recording-students-changing-on-campus

Florida Woman throws beer mug at customer who complained about how long she spent in the bathroom
https://www.wpbf.com/article/bartender-throws-mug-at-customer-who-complained-about-how-long-she-spent-in-the-bathroom-police-say/23340024

Florida Woman arrested after she admitted to affair with teen relative on ‘Divorce Court'”
http://www.crimeonline.com/2018/09/21/wife-who-admitted-to-affair-with-husbands-relative-on-divorce-court-arrested-after-teen-boy-says-he-possibly-fathered-her-newborn/

Florida man cut off genitals from a romantic rival
https://www.archynety.com/news/the-florida-man-cut-off-genitals-from-a-romantic-rival-authorities-say-and-leave-him-behind-chicago-tribune/


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E020 – Nudist, Zoophile, Chauffeur, and Squatter


In Episode 20 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man does yardwork au naturel, an animal shelter worker is a real dog lover, a dad drives his son and his girlfriend to makeout point, and a squatter gets entrepreneurial.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Eric Antunes
  • Laurence Mitchell
  • Angela Sloan

News Sources:

Florida Man Who Does Yard Work in the Nude Upsets Neighbors
https://wgntv.com/2018/09/20/florida-residents-upset-over-nudist-neighbor-doing-yard-work/

Florida Man Won’t Be Charged in Bestialty Case
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-man-won-charged-bestiality-case-law-loophole-article-1.1100381

Florida Man Drove Teens To Park For Sex
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/teens-doing-their-thang-729501

Florida Woman Squatted in Home and Sold the Owners’ Cars
https://www.flkeysnews.com/news/local/article218551040.html

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E019.5 – Clips Chapter: Clown, Cheez-its, Crackpipe, and Capuchin


We are changing up our release schedule this week, so to hold you over through the weekend we are bringing back these stories you may have missed the first time.

News Sources:

From Episode 004:
Florida man wearing clown mask attacks pizza guy and is shot to death
http://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-little-caesars-employee-fatally-shoots-attacker-in-clown-mask-police-say/1203253942

From Episode 005:
Florida man arrested on child abuse charge after victim ate ‘all the Cheez-Its’
https://www.ajc.com/news/florida-man-arrested-child-abuse-charge-after-victim-ate-all-the-cheez-its/iqAci09VugeRnp1B3DQ6eK/

From Episode 014:
Florida Woman arrested at Walmart, then hid a crack pipe and drugs in her vagina
https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/She-stole-from-a-St-Petersburg-Walmart-then-hid-drugs-in-body-on-way-to-jail-police-say_170515853

From Episode 006:
Florida man trying to flee arrested with monkey in diaper clutching his shirt
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/09/police-arrest-florida-man-after-steals-car-with-pet-monkey-allow-him-one-final-goodbye.html 

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E019 – Axe, Coke, Skull, and Algae


In Episode 19 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Woman does not take a breakup very well, a Florida Woman is a real cokehead, a Florida Man recites hamlet in a Publix parking lot, and a Florida Man splits then swallows.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Jeanette Suarez
  • Rose Mae Dawson
  • Abraham Duarte

News Sources:

Florida Woman Swings an Ax at Girlfriend Trying to Break Up With Her https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article217865260.html

Florida Woman Has Pot in Her Car and Cocaine in Her Wig http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/burglary/literal-cokehead-collared-375902

Florida Man Finds Body In Woods, Brings Skull to Publix, And Talks to It
https://www.wpbf.com/article/witness-says-homeless-man-talked-to-skull-used-it-like-a-puppet/1327491

Florida Man Gets Caught in Algae-Filled Canal While Escaping Cops
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-florida-man-blue-green-algae-cape-coral-20180905-story.html 

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E018 – Purple Nurple, Wet Willy, Swirly, and Flart


In Episode 18 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man pays for a purple nurple, a Florida Man learns which of his girlfriend’s holes is off limits, a Florida Woman comes under fire for her parenting techniques, and a Florida Man is fired for his artistic expression.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Devarus Robinson
  • Joseph Sirecky
  • Kaitlyn Wolf
  • Paul Flart

News Sources:

Florida Man Sued for Giving Student a “Purple Nurple”
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-polk/polk-county-jury-awards-former-student-125k-after-coach-twisted-his-nipple

Florida Man Arrested for Giving Girlfriend a “Wet Willy”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6123891/Florida-man-arrested-giving-girlfriend-WET-WILLY.html

Florida Woman Investigated for Giving Son a “Swirly”
https://www.wesh.com/article/leesburg-mother-faces-death-threats-after-viral-video-shows-her-holding-child-s-head-in-toilet/22942941

Florida Man Fired for Farting On the Job (and Posting Videos of it on Instagram)
https://wgno.com/2018/08/27/fl-man-fired-for-farting-at-work-instagram-account/

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E017 – Fire, Water, Burn, and Dealing


In Episode 17 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man burns his trash panda, a Florida Woman’s bath is interrupted by a reptile, Another Florida Woman says, “We don’t need no water let the motherfucker burn”, a drive thru window leads to a drug dealing couple.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Ezra Lee James
  • Felicitie Gillette
  • Brandy Currigan
  • William Parrish Jr.
  • McKenzee Dobbs

News Sources

Florida Man Accused of Setting Raccoon on Fire
https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/crime/2018/08/16/raccoon-fire-florida/1010468002/

Florida Woman Attacked by An Alligator While Taking A Bath
https://www.nbc4i.com/news/inside-edition/florida-woman-describes-horrific-encounter-with-alligator-who-bit-her-in-lake-039i-could039ve/1399929978

Florida Woman Sets Fire to House After Leaving Her Husband
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/fire/Woman-separating-from-husband-faces-arson-charge-for-setting-fire-to-house-Pasco-deputies-say_171207604

Florida Couple Sold Drugs From a Drive Thru Window…In Their House
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/overdoses-lead-police-to-alleged-drug-house-that-had-drive-thru-window/824035901

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