E007 – Nutshot, Monkey, Carjacking, and Drug Test


In Episode 7 of Florida Men: The Podcast, we shoot Air Conditioner thieves here, I’m comin’ at you like a spider monkey…wearing a diaper, A carjacker brings a knife to a gunfight…twice., and Sure we’ll test that meth for you. Bring it on down to the station.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Kimberly Dunn
  • Tina Ballard
  • Christopher Raymond Hill
  • Douglas Peter Kelly

News Sources:

Florida Woman shoots husband in testicles after he tries to take her air conditioner
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/report-woman-shoots-husband-in-testicles-after-he-tries-to-take-her-air-conditioner/770435073

Florida Woman Bloodied After She’s Attacked by Spider Monkey in Home Depot
https://www.insideedition.com/florida-home-depot-employee-bloodied-after-shes-attacked-spider-monkey-44054

Florida Man Attempts Carjacking and Victim Deters Him with A Gun. Twice.
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/jacksonville-police-man-takes-cash-register-from-walmart-tries-to-carjack-2-people-at-knifepoint/767407786

Florida Man Requests Test of Meth, Gets an Arrest
http://www.gainesville.com/news/20180614/meth-test-request-ends-in-arrest/1

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E006 – 5 Turtles, 4 Tortoises, 3 Aliases, 2 Monkeys, and a Racist


In Episode 6 of Florida Men: The Podcast, an Uber driver is fired for having the same name as a criminal, and you thought YOUR neighbor’s apartment was a zoo, don’t mess with the person making your drinks, and get that monkey off your back.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Jose Batista
  • Sedrick T. Price
  • George Alexander
  • Cody Hession

News Sources:

Florida Man Spends Week In Jail Before Prosecutors Admit They Had The Wrong Guy
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/06/05/week-in-jail-prosecutors-had-wrong-guy/

Florida man tries to start his own zoo with stolen animals
http://www.bradenton.com/news/state/article212614454.html

Florida Man harasses flight attendant with racial slur and fat shaming
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/06/youre-fat-flight-attendant-attacked-mid-air-florida-man-shouting-racist-slur/

Florida man trying to flee arrested with monkey in diaper clutching his shirt
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/09/police-arrest-florida-man-after-steals-car-with-pet-monkey-allow-him-one-final-goodbye.html

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E005 – Drowning, Assault, Suicide, and Attempted Murder


In Episode 5 of Florida Men: The Podcast, another drowning possum, don’t drink all of Florida Man’s Sweet Tea, If only there were some way to know where a train is going, and don’t talk to me like that, mister!

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Dewie Brewton
  • Kerry Knudsen
  • Lawanda Brown

News Sources:

Florida man drowns raccoons and an opossum in front of high school ag class
https://www.wftv.com/news/florida/ocala-teacher-wont-be-charged-in-raccoons-drownings-because-killings-werent-cruel/758151247

Florida man arrested on child abuse charge after victim ate ‘all the Cheez-Its’
https://www.ajc.com/news/florida-man-arrested-child-abuse-charge-after-victim-ate-all-the-cheez-its/iqAci09VugeRnp1B3DQ6eK/

Florida Man killed by train while walking on tracks
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article212338549.html

Florida Man shot in head by wife who didn’t like his tone of voice
https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/riviera-beach/former-riviera-beach-cra-director-tony-brown-shot-in-head-by-wife-sheriff-s-office-says

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E004 – Clown, Crook, Shark, and Dolphin


In Episode 4 of Florida Men: The Podcast, send in the clowns!, Another nearly naked late night driver, a sour lemon shark, and not too incognito, was he?

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Nicolas Duran
  • Richie Incognito
  • Some Clown

News Sources:

Florida Man wearing clown mask attacks pizza guy and is shot to death
http://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-little-caesars-employee-fatally-shoots-attacker-in-clown-mask-police-say/1203253942

Florida Man entered a motel, stripped naked and stole a 1963 car
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article211738654.html

Florida Man catches shark, releases it, and gets bit anyway
http://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20180527/mount-dora-man-catches-and-releases-shark-in-ponce-inlet-it-turns-around-and-bites-him

Florida Man flips out during workout
http://www.tmz.com/2018/05/23/richie-incognito-florida-gym-altercation-cops-called/

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E003 – Gator, Dater, Growler, and Crawler


In Episode 3 of Florida Men: The Podcast, gator in the hole, Love is an excessive thing, prom is GRRRRRREAT, and a Florida Woman on the run…er…hop?

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Joshua James
  • Jacqueline Ades
  • David Pugh
  • John Robert Carr, Jr.

News Sources:

Florida man charged with throwing alligator into Wendy’s
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/02/09/assault-with-a-deadly-weapon-florida-man-charged-with-throwing-live-alligator-into-wendys/

Florida woman sends 65 thousand texts to Tinder date gone wrong
https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/11/us/woman-text-message-arrest-trnd/index.html

Florida man causes uproar at a high school prom with a live tiger
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/05/14/tiger-caged-florida-prom-causes-uproar/606700002/

Florida man arrested while trying to hide legless fugitive girlfriend in plastic bin
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/deputies-polk-man-tried-to-hide-legless-girlfriend-in-plastic-tote/550584435

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E002 – Pills, Paddleboards, Prosthetics, and Police Dogs


In Episode 2 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Heroin might make you sleepy, but you can still throw a punch, half a million dollars in child support? I’m just gonna paddle off into the sunset, a Florida Woman takes a Southwest Airlines flight to Belize but comes up a foot short, and just how bad do you smell if the police dog can find you submerged in a swamp?

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Constantine George Theoharis
  • Margaret Crawford
  • Paul Daniel Smith

News Sources:

Florida Man Revived with Narcan, punches cop in the face

http://www.ocala.com/news/20180414/man-revived-with-narcan-strikes-responding-officer</a

Florida man who owed $549,000 in child support disappears on paddleboard

Paddleboarding-in-Ocean-Off-Fort-Lauderdale-478057463.html

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Florida Woman says Southwest lost her mom’s prosthetic foot for weeks

local-news/woman-says-southwest-lost-her-moms-prosthetic-foot-for-weeks/1127332065<

Florida man hides in swamp after a high-speed police chase.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/He-tried-to-hide-in-the-swamp-But-he-couldn-t-hide-from-a-sheriff-s-dog-w-video-_167442169

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E001 – Pilfering, Panties, Possums, and Poor Decisions


In Episode 1 of Florida Men: The Podcast, identity theft is not a high priority with a sticky-fingered janitor, What NOT to wear when you’re headed for jail, Call the sheriff and have him round up a possum, and this Friday in the ER…Florida Man vs Florida Man in a steel cage match!

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Andru Reed
  • Daryle Lee Campbell
  • Dagne “Dee” Kuiper
  • Jimmy McCray

News Sources:

Florida Man found with hard drives containing secret Florida taxpayer info was looking to download Xbox games
http://www.tampabay.com/florida-politics/buzz/2018/04/17/missing-revenue-department-hard-drives-found-suspect-arrested/

Florida Man Wore Novelty Undies While Driving Drunk
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/breathalyer-boxer-man-278593

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Florida Woman Calls 911 on a Possum
http://cbs12.com/news/local/problem-with-a-possum-woman-calls-911-for-rodent-in-her-home

Florida Man gets drunk, falls off bicycle, hits man at hospital with folding chair
http://www.tampabay.com/news/bizarre/St-Pete-man-gets-drunk-falls-off-bicycle-hits-man-at-hospital-with-folding-chair-police-say_167412739

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