E016 – Chicken, Waffles, Spider and Cruiser


In Episode 16 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man just wanted some chicken, another Florida Man just wanted some waffles, a Florida Woman was seeing some stranger things, and another Florida Woman doesn’t want to miss the boat.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Antonio Stevens
  • Cullen Roe
  • Danielle Teeples
  • Kathleen Mary Niesen

News Sources:

Florida Man tries to force KFC employee to reopen restaurant at gunpoint.
http://www.wistv.com/story/38822137/florida-man-tries-to-force-kfc-employee-to-reopen-restaurant-at-gunpoint

Florida Man accused of stabbing roommate, went to Waffle House then called 911.
https://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2018/08/10/cape-coral-man-accused-stabbing-roommate-went-waffle-house-then-called-911-court-records/955273002/

Florida Woman high on meth ran around naked in park because she believed a giant spider was on her.
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-south-pinellas/st-petersburg/pd-florida-woman-high-on-meth-ran-around-naked-in-park-because-she-believed-giant-spider-was-on-her

Florida Woman free on bond after golf cart DUI asks judge for permission to take cruise.
https://villages-news.com/villager-free-on-bond-after-golf-cart-dui-asks-judge-for-permission-to-take-cruise/

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E015 – LIVE: Dump, Cattle, Politics, and Blackout


In Episode 15 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man takes an oily dump, a Florida woman gets corralled by cattle, a political argument gets heated, and our favorite gator wrangler is back for more. This episode was recorded live at Caloosahatchee Jack’s in Fort Myers, Florida, on Sunday, August 19, 2018.

News Sources:

Florida Man Illegally Dumped 10,000 Gallons of Used Cooking Oil
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pasco/florida-man-arrested-for-illegally-dumping-10-000-gallons-of-used-cooking-oil-deputies-say

Florida Woman Fleeing Police Gets Corralled By Cows
https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/Watch-a-herd-of-cattle-help-police-corral-a-fleeing-Florida-woman_170712759

Florida Man shot in buttocks over online political argument
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/Facebook-political-argument-ends-with-Tampa-man-shot-in-buttocks_170687114

Florida man can’t remember carrying an alligator into a liquor store
https://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2018/8/5/17653020/florida-man-brings-alligators-into-liquor-store-video

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E014 – Crash, Crack, Zap, and Splash


In Episode 14 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man plays bumper cars with the real thing, just because it’s CALLED a crack pipe, doesn’t mean that’s where you keep it, oh what a feeling when I’m dancing on the ceiling, and 7-Eleven has to deal with some really shitty customers.

News Sources

Florida man accused of causing separate hit-and-run crashes minutes apart
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-accused-of-separate-hit-and-runs-minute-apart

Florida Woman arrested at Walmart, then hid a crack pipe and drugs in her vagina
https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/She-stole-from-a-St-Petersburg-Walmart-then-hid-drugs-in-body-on-way-to-jail-police-say_170515853

Florida man shocked while attempting parkour on power pole
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/florida-man-shocked-while-attempting-parkour-on-power-pole

Florida Man dumps bucket of human waste inside 7-Eleven after being kicked out
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/vile-slurry-arrest-710532

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E013 – Gunfire, Identity Theft, Beer Run, and Ice Cream


In Episode 13 of Florida Men: The Podcast, gunshots rang out like a bell, grabbed my nine all I heard was shells, tell me why ain’t nothin’ but a mistake, B double E double R. U. N. with a G.A.T.O.R., and I’m your ice cream man, stop me when I’m passing by.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Jelani Dixon
  • Michael Watters
  • Robby Stratton
  • William Grappy

News Sources

Florida Man arrested after firing shots out of his car’s sunroof on a Clearwater bridge
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/Man-arrested-after-firing-shots-out-of-his-car-s-sunroof-on-a-Clearwater-bridge-police-say_170411765

Florida Man Stole IDs of a Miami Dolphin, a Tennis Pro and a Backstreet Boy
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article215442315.html

Florida Man Wielding Live Gator Chases People in Convenience Store
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/07/28/florida-man-wielding-live-gator-chases-people-in-convenience-store-video-shows.html

Florida Man Caught Trying to Steal Ice Cream Truck
http://www.fox10tv.com/story/38754565/florida-man-caught-trying-to-steal-ice-cream-truck

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E012 – Runner, Huffer, Duper, and Wanker


In Episode 12 of Florida Men: The Podcast, stand up and face the organ grinder music, looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue, the lady at the glory hole had a five-o clock shadow, and If I can’t masturbate in front of the window, nobody can.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Tina Ballard
  • Bryan Deneumostier
  • Sean Humberson
  • Kenneth Haskins

News Sources

FOLLOW-UP: Florida Woman Whose Monkey Bit Home Depot Worker in Custody After Fleeing State
https://www.mypalmbeachpost.com/news/local/new-florida-woman-whose-monkey-bit-home-depot-worker-custody-after-fleeing-state/7J1UQR3rtaqCwnsjf4fNCL/

Florida Man Caught Huffing at Walmart, had Seven Cans Around Him
https://www.ajc.com/news/national/florida-man-caught-huffing-walmart-had-seven-cans-around-him/n33v4flKbks8ApyXN7VLYL/

Florida Man Posed as Housewife and Filmed Himself Having Sex With Men
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Man-Secretly-Recorded-Himself-Having-Sex-Released-Videos-to-Porn-Sites-488566231.html

Florida Man Sets Apartment Fire Because Manager Told Him To Stop Masturbating
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kenneth-haskins-apartment-fire-masturbation_n_4724538

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E011 – Tractor, Loophole, Stabber, and Minion


In Episode 11 of Florida Men: The Podcast, A property line dispute results in a tractor attack, you’re not drinking & driving if you drink at the stoplights, He’s not going to stab me, he ain’t got no arms…OW! He stabbed me!, and no matter how annoying those minions are, you can’t beat them up.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Howell Morris
  • Earle Stevens Jr.
  • Jonathan Crenshaw
  • Ryan C. Nihart

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News Sources

Florida Man Attacks Neighbor with Tractor
https://www.news4jax.com/news/florida/st-johns-county/cellphone-video-911-calls-released-in-tractor-attack

Florida Man Thinks He Found a Loophole in DUI Laws
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/07/10/man-wasnt-drinking-while-driving-just-stop-signs/742561002/

Florida Man Without Arms Stabs Tourist
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article214692415.html

Florida Man Attacks Florida Man Wearing Minion Costume
http://www.spectrumlocalnews.com/nys/central-ny/news/2018/07/11/florida-man-charged-after-attack-on-man-in-minion-costume

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E010 – Witch, Troll, Beast, and Pirate


In Episode 10 of Florida Men: The Podcast, that’s not the way you pick up boys at the beach, wait there’s **TWO** Melbournes?, Activate Beast Mode, and that’s why they call it the poop deck.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Thomas Nirdlinger
  • Rachelle Marie Tocco
  • Damian Simms

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News Sources

Florida Woman Tries to Abduct 2 Children From Park, Punches Pregnant Mom
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/ill-just-take-your-kid-then-woman-accused-of-trying-to-kidnap-children-from-park

Florida Man was terror troll who targeted Australia
https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/us-terror-troll-who-targeted-melbourne-jailed-for-a-decade/news-story/473a77c3ff9dcffc206296da662c271c

Florida Man gouges eyes of armed home intruder, then calls himself ‘The Beast’
https://www.nbc4i.com/news/national/florida-man-calling-himself-the-beast-gouges-eyes-of-armed-home-intruder/1290489849

Florida Man stole tools ? then left an unpleasant surprise for his boss
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article213846389.html

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E009 – Boom! Blam! Pow! Bang! –goes limp–


In Episode 9 of Florida Men: The Podcast, it was the 4th of July, so…Fireworks, and this is Florida, so that means Fireworks related injuries, if you forgot to buy fireworks, just shoot a gun into the air. what could go wrong?, and a Florida Man goes limp and finds out he enjoyed it.

This Episode’s Florida Men:

  • Ryan Dobard
  • Scott Deel
  • Rudolph Grant

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News Sources

Florida Man has to be told ‘drinking + holding a mortar tube = bad idea’
http://www.wesh.com/article/video-warns-against-drinking-shooting-mortars/22062531

Florida Man suffers ‘partial amputation’ in fireworks blunder
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/florida-man-loses-part-hand-fireworks-accident/JeexcvmViPP1leUv8FgPgN/

Florida Man loses fingers, eyebrows, and hearing in “modified fireworks” mishap
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/brevard-county-man-injured-in-fireworks-accident

Florida man hit by celebratory gunfire during Fourth of July fireworks show
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/07/05/florida-man-celebratory-gunfire-fourth-july-fireworks/759516002/

Florida Man chases woman with golf club, goes limp to resist arrest
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/ae/live-pd-superfan-popped-294035

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E008 – Pedophile, Python, Pulled Pork, and Parkour


In Episode 8 of Florida Men: The Podcast, An Elvis impersonator is singing Jailhouse Rock, a Florida Man steals a lunch from his old house, Another Florida Man steals a lunch from a python, and send the cops, I’m nekkid on my roof!

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Paul Amato
  • Mike Kimmel
  • Alex Sardinas
  • Garyan D. George
  • Ashley L. Coston

News Sources:

Florida Man shows up in Elvis costume to meet 13-year-old for sex
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/elvis-impersonator-shows-up-in-costume-to-meet-13-year-old-for-sex-investigators-say/774948208

Florida Man Saves Alligator from 10-Foot Python’s Deadly Grip in the Everglades
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/06/18/florida-man-wrangles-alligator-from-10-foot-pythons-deadly-grip-in-everglades.html

Florida Man breaks into former residence, threatens to kill occupants, and steals pulled pork sandwich
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-pulled-pork-breakin-20180621-story.html

Florida Man sent scurrying to roof by armed home invaders
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/police-boy-15-among-2-charged-in-armed-home-invasion-in-winter-springs/771634124

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E007 – Nutshot, Monkey, Carjacking, and Drug Test


In Episode 7 of Florida Men: The Podcast, we shoot Air Conditioner thieves here, I’m comin’ at you like a spider monkey…wearing a diaper, A carjacker brings a knife to a gunfight…twice., and Sure we’ll test that meth for you. Bring it on down to the station.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Kimberly Dunn
  • Tina Ballard
  • Christopher Raymond Hill
  • Douglas Peter Kelly

News Sources:

Florida Woman shoots husband in testicles after he tries to take her air conditioner
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/report-woman-shoots-husband-in-testicles-after-he-tries-to-take-her-air-conditioner/770435073

Florida Woman Bloodied After She’s Attacked by Spider Monkey in Home Depot
https://www.insideedition.com/florida-home-depot-employee-bloodied-after-shes-attacked-spider-monkey-44054

Florida Man Attempts Carjacking and Victim Deters Him with A Gun. Twice.
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/jacksonville-police-man-takes-cash-register-from-walmart-tries-to-carjack-2-people-at-knifepoint/767407786

Florida Man Requests Test of Meth, Gets an Arrest
http://www.gainesville.com/news/20180614/meth-test-request-ends-in-arrest/1

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