E032 – Three Grumpy Grinches, Two Pervy Santas, and a Snowbird in a Palm Tree



Merry Christmas! While we spend the day at the beach (that’s what the rest of the country does on Xmas day, right?) you can enjoy these Florida Man stories with some holiday cheer.

In Episode 32 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Santa’s helper gets a shiny new set of bracelets, A Florida grinch tries to swipe some decorations, Santa takes a trip to the drug store naked, and a couple of Florida kids who got coal in their stockings grow up to ruin it for the next generation. Recorded before a live audience at Caloosahatchee Jack’s in Fort Myers, Florida on December 9th, 2018.

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News Sources:

Florida Man strolled through South Beach Walgreens wearing only a santa hat and boots
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article222338960.html

Florida Man caught on camera trying to steal Christmas inflatables
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/broward/man-caught-on-camera-trying-to-steal-christmas-inflatables-in-tamarac

Florida Man arrested trying to play Santa
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/trending-now/caught-redsuited-sex-offender-arrested-for-trying-to-play-santa-deputies-say/879978316

Florida Woman Forced to Take Down ‘Bah, humbug’ display
https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20181204/woman-told-to-deep-six-holly-hill-bah-humbug-display

Florida man screams ‘Santa isn’t real’ at Christmas Festival
https://www.newsweek.com/video-florida-man-goes-christmas-festival-giant-sign-screams-santa-isnt-real-1244995

Florida woman, fighting to keep painting of Virgin Mary on mobile home
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-85-fighting-property-management-to-keep-painting-of-virgin-mary-on-mobile-home

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