E048 – Olive Garden, Progresso Soup, Cat Lady, and Macaque



In Episode 48 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man loves him some Olive Garden, Florida Man takes a golf cart out for a drunken spin, Florida Woman’s hairy roommate gets confiscated, and a Florida Woman is a Crazy Cat Lady.

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This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Ben Padgett
  • Dean Hooks
  • Ruth Gordon
  • Antonio Harper
  • Karolyn Rico-Ospina
  • Lisa Saunders
  • Michael Casey Lewis

News Sources:

Florida Man Arrested After Shoveling Spaghetti In His Mouth While Drunk, Shirtless At Olive Garden
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40269528/drunk-shirtless-florida-man-arrested-after-shoveling-spaghetti-in-his-mouth-at-olive-garden

Florida Man Caught Driving Drunk with 5 Bottles of Fireball in Golf Cart
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/deputies-5-bottles-of-fireball-found-in-golf-cart-being-driven-by-drunken-villages-man/936333426

Florida Woman Gets Macaque Taken Away
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-woman-cited-for-keeping-monkey-as-pet

Florida Woman Uses Can Of Soup To Scare Off Carjacker
https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20190402/mom-uses-can-of-soup-to-scare-off-carjacker-in-holly-hill-police-say

Florida Woman Threatens Boyfriend’s Ex With Violence Via Social Media
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/suspect-to-boyfriend-s-ex-i-will-bury-you-alive-let-a-cancer-eat-your-entire-family-/936468562

Florida Woman Pulls Gun to Defend Her Right To Feed Stray Cats
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/04/08/florida-woman-gun-feeding-stray-cats/

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E047 – Krispy Kreme, Propane, Robbery, and U-Turn



In Episode 47 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man is good at putting holes in things like donuts and other Florida Men, a Florida Couple take the plunge in a muddy field, Florida Woman doesn’t understand the concept of “emergency”, and Florida Man really doesn’t want to go to work tomorrow.

News Sources:

Florida Man Stabbed Another in an Argument Over Doughnuts
https://www.gainesville.com/news/20190328/man-stabbed-outside-krispy-kreme-employee-arrested

Florida Couple Celebrate their Wedding with Mud Wrestling
https://mynbc15.com/news/offbeat/newlyweds-celebrate-their-vows-by-rolling-in-mud

Florida Man Knocks Out Florida Woman With Propane Tank After She Accused Him Of Cheating
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-accuses-woman-cheating-him-knocked-her-out-propane-tank-police-1381617

Florida Woman Calls 911 Because Her Boyfriend Was “Mean” to Her
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40221683/florida-woman-calls-police-to-complain-about-her-boyfriend-being-mean

Florida Man Calls 911 With Elaborate Story Of Robbery To Get Out Of Work
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-polk/florida-man-calls-911-with-elaborate-story-of-robbery-to-get-out-of-work

Florida Man Arrives In Stolen Jeep To Look For Cellphone At The House Where He Stole The Jeep
https://patch.com/florida/lakeland/florida-man-arrives-stolen-jeep-look-cellphone-cops

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E030 – Vodka Thief, Stabby Farter, Mall Ninjas, and Plane Crash



In Episode 30 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man bogarts all the booze, a Florida woman pulls a knife on a man for fart-shaming her, a Florida man is attacked by mall ninjas, and a Florida woman is in a hit and run with a plane.

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News Sources:

Florida man was upset that his buddy was chugging all his vodka. The situation escalated.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article222330995.html

Florida woman pulls knife on man who confronted her about farting
https://www.wtol.com/2018/11/28/florida-woman-pulls-knife-man-who-confronted-her-about-farting/

Florida Man was slashed with sword on Thanksgiving by his wife and her boyfriend
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/wife-of-man-slashed-with-sword-on-thanksgiving-arrested-police-say/879348877

Florida woman charged with DUI after crashing into fence, hitting airplane
https://www.autoblog.com/2018/12/03/florida-woman-accused-of-hit-and-run-with-an-airplane/

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E029 – Potato Rager, Python Catcher, Maggot Snatcher, and Dream Liar



In Episode 29 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man gets hangry over an undercooked potato, a Florida man gets the best of a record-breaking python, a Florida thief gets a box full of worms, and a Florida woman tries to hypnotize an accident victim.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida man repeatedly stabbed woman in head with fork because his baked potato was hard
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-repeatedly-stabbed-woman-head-fork-because-his-baked-potato-was-1232491

Florida Man grabs 17-foot python near levee, has bite marks and photos to prove it
https://www.naplesnews.com/story/news/local/environment/2018/11/08/florida-man-catches-burmese-python-miami-dade-17-feet-5-inches/1928023002/

Florida woman steals box of bugs from doorstep and is caught on camera
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article222082855.html

Florida woman arrested for DUI tried to convince injured victim it was all just a dream
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-east-hillsborough/brandon/-you-are-dreaming-florida-woman-arrested-for-dui-tried-to-convince-injured-victim-he-was-dreaming

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