E053 – Gator Wrestler, Mattress Stabbers, Inky Groper, and Tractor Stalker


In Episode 53 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man tries to throw a 7-foot gator out of his backyard, Florida Man thinks his girlfriend is hiding someone in their bedroom, Florida Man tries to dip his fingers in the sheriff’s office ink but is caught red handed, and Florida Man is so busy breaking into stores that he needs to hire an assistant.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
    • Ed Chapman
    • Felipe Oquendo
    • Amber L. Grace
    • Jack Dylan Evans
    • Danny Lee Stewart
    • George Zimmerman
News Sources:

Florida Man, 80, Wrangles Gator In Backyard Before Calling Cops
https://wsvn.com/news/local/sw-miami-dade-man-80-wrangles-gator-in-backyard-before-calling-cops/

A Florida Man Stabbed His Mattress With His Bedpost. Cops Say Meth May Have Been Involved.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article229727819.html

Florida Woman Slapped Man and Stabbed the Bed He Was Laying In to ‘Shock’ Him
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article229805374.html

Florida Man Gropes Fingerprint Technician While Being Booked For Disorderly Conduct
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-gropes-fingerprint-technician-after-being-arrested-disorderly-1402352

Florida Man tries to keep his wife from leaving him, with a tractor
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-tractor-wife-danny-lee-stewart-walton-county-sheriffs-office-1398854

Florida Man Breaks Into Office, Leaves Sign In Window Saying ‘Secretary Wanted, $17/Hour’
https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/04/29/florida-man-breaks-into-office-leaves-sign-window-saying-secretary-wanted-hour/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Tinder Bans George Zimmerman From Dating App, Citing User Safety
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/george-zimmerman-banned-from-tinder_n_5cbc9eb0e4b06605e3efea7d

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E040 – Bomb Squad, TSA, Commissioner Licker, and Mariticide


In Episode 40 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man thinks he doesn’t need the bomb squad, a Florida Woman cuts in line at the Orlando airport, a Florida Woman’s political career is licked, and a Florida Man predicts his own death.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida Man Finds Pipe Bomb, Cuts It In Half, THEN Calls Police.
http://amp.fox13news.com/news/local-news/explosive-found-in-terra-ceia-detonated-at-farm

Florida Woman Wielding Knife Shoves Her Way Past TSA, Yells ‘I Know My Rights’
https://www.wsbradio.com/news/national/know-rights-florida-woman-with-knife-shoves-her-way-past-tsa-airport-police-say/ZhEqftZardtYCbqTHyFzdL/

Florida Woman Allegedly Made A Habit Of Licking Men’s Faces. She Has Now Resigned As City Commissioner
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/02/07/florida-politician-allegedly-made-habit-licking-mens-faces-now-shes-resigned/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.bdb37a29d2f5

Florida Man Said He Should Hide Knives From Wife — Then She Stabbed Him To Death
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article225917730.html

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

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E037 – Machete, Rolex, Syringes, and Chill Pills


In Episode 37 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man tries to kill his neighbor with Kindness, a Florida woman plays hide and seek with stolen Rolexes, a Florida man plays hide and seek with 3 syringes, and a Florida woman has no chill.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida Man Tries To Kill His Neighbor With Kindness, His Machete
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article224512290.html

Florida Woman Stashed Five Stolen Rolexes Inside Her Body
http://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/01/14/stolen-rolex-watches-found-during-strip-search-florida-woman/

Florida Man Says 3 Syringes Found In His Rectum Aren’t His, Claims To Not Know How They Got There
https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/clearwater-man-denies-3-syringes-found-in-his-rectum-are-his/1691775047

Florida woman pulls gun at salon after being told to take a ‘chill pill’
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/39789097/florida-woman-pulls-gun-told-to-take-chill-pill-in-cape-coral

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

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E030 – Vodka Thief, Stabby Farter, Mall Ninjas, and Plane Crash


In Episode 30 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man bogarts all the booze, a Florida woman pulls a knife on a man for fart-shaming her, a Florida man is attacked by mall ninjas, and a Florida woman is in a hit and run with a plane.

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News Sources:

Florida man was upset that his buddy was chugging all his vodka. The situation escalated.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article222330995.html

Florida woman pulls knife on man who confronted her about farting
https://www.wtol.com/2018/11/28/florida-woman-pulls-knife-man-who-confronted-her-about-farting/

Florida Man was slashed with sword on Thanksgiving by his wife and her boyfriend
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/wife-of-man-slashed-with-sword-on-thanksgiving-arrested-police-say/879348877

Florida woman charged with DUI after crashing into fence, hitting airplane
https://www.autoblog.com/2018/12/03/florida-woman-accused-of-hit-and-run-with-an-airplane/

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E029 – Potato Rager, Python Catcher, Maggot Snatcher, and Dream Liar


In Episode 29 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man gets hangry over an undercooked potato, a Florida man gets the best of a record-breaking python, a Florida thief gets a box full of worms, and a Florida woman tries to hypnotize an accident victim.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida man repeatedly stabbed woman in head with fork because his baked potato was hard
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-repeatedly-stabbed-woman-head-fork-because-his-baked-potato-was-1232491

Florida Man grabs 17-foot python near levee, has bite marks and photos to prove it
https://www.naplesnews.com/story/news/local/environment/2018/11/08/florida-man-catches-burmese-python-miami-dade-17-feet-5-inches/1928023002/

Florida woman steals box of bugs from doorstep and is caught on camera
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article222082855.html

Florida woman arrested for DUI tried to convince injured victim it was all just a dream
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-east-hillsborough/brandon/-you-are-dreaming-florida-woman-arrested-for-dui-tried-to-convince-injured-victim-he-was-dreaming

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E023 – Tripper, Shooter, Swallower, and Amputee with Lauren and Ken from Paradise After Dark


In Episode 23 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Lauren and Ken from Paradise After Dark join the Florida Men, where a Florida Woman trips and her husband isn’t too happy about it, a Florida Man refuses a shot, then GETS shot, a Florida woman tries to swallow to get out of an arrest, and Joel had to throw in another amputee story.


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This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Rachel Fidanian
  • Lathon Jeen Yee
  • Dariel Hutton
  • Jean Michaud

News Sources:

Florida Woman carrying a feces covered dog in one hand and a knife in the other trips and stabs her husband to death
http://sandhillsexpress.com/abc_national/woman-who-claimed-she-tripped-when-she-fatally-stabbed-husband-has-been-arrested-police-abcid36119323/

Florida Man shot after refusing shot from Florida Man at Ocoee bar
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/police-man-shot-after-turning-down-shot-at-ocoee-bar/851449806

Florida Woman chews and swallows crack pipe during arrest
https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/largo-woman-chews-swallows-crack-pipe-during-arrest-police-say-20181016/

Florida Man sues the Miami Dolphins after his toe was accidentally amputated during a game
https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nfl/miami-dolphins/article219604630.html


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