E040 – Bomb Squad, TSA, Commissioner Licker, and Mariticide



In Episode 40 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man thinks he doesn’t need the bomb squad, a Florida Woman cuts in line at the Orlando airport, a Florida Woman’s political career is licked, and a Florida Man predicts his own death.

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News Sources:

Florida Man Finds Pipe Bomb, Cuts It In Half, THEN Calls Police.
http://amp.fox13news.com/news/local-news/explosive-found-in-terra-ceia-detonated-at-farm

Florida Woman Wielding Knife Shoves Her Way Past TSA, Yells ‘I Know My Rights’
https://www.wsbradio.com/news/national/know-rights-florida-woman-with-knife-shoves-her-way-past-tsa-airport-police-say/ZhEqftZardtYCbqTHyFzdL/

Florida Woman Allegedly Made A Habit Of Licking Men’s Faces. She Has Now Resigned As City Commissioner
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/02/07/florida-politician-allegedly-made-habit-licking-mens-faces-now-shes-resigned/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.bdb37a29d2f5

Florida Man Said He Should Hide Knives From Wife — Then She Stabbed Him To Death
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article225917730.html

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
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E037 – Machete, Rolex, Syringes, and Chill Pills



In Episode 37 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man tries to kill his neighbor with Kindness, a Florida woman plays hide and seek with stolen Rolexes, a Florida man plays hide and seek with 3 syringes, and a Florida woman has no chill.

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News Sources:

Florida Man Tries To Kill His Neighbor With Kindness, His Machete
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article224512290.html

Florida Woman Stashed Five Stolen Rolexes Inside Her Body
http://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/01/14/stolen-rolex-watches-found-during-strip-search-florida-woman/

Florida Man Says 3 Syringes Found In His Rectum Aren’t His, Claims To Not Know How They Got There
https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/clearwater-man-denies-3-syringes-found-in-his-rectum-are-his/1691775047

Florida woman pulls gun at salon after being told to take a ‘chill pill’
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/39789097/florida-woman-pulls-gun-told-to-take-chill-pill-in-cape-coral

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
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Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
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E030 – Vodka Thief, Stabby Farter, Mall Ninjas, and Plane Crash



In Episode 30 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man bogarts all the booze, a Florida woman pulls a knife on a man for fart-shaming her, a Florida man is attacked by mall ninjas, and a Florida woman is in a hit and run with a plane.

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News Sources:

Florida man was upset that his buddy was chugging all his vodka. The situation escalated.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article222330995.html

Florida woman pulls knife on man who confronted her about farting
https://www.wtol.com/2018/11/28/florida-woman-pulls-knife-man-who-confronted-her-about-farting/

Florida Man was slashed with sword on Thanksgiving by his wife and her boyfriend
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/wife-of-man-slashed-with-sword-on-thanksgiving-arrested-police-say/879348877

Florida woman charged with DUI after crashing into fence, hitting airplane
https://www.autoblog.com/2018/12/03/florida-woman-accused-of-hit-and-run-with-an-airplane/

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E029 – Potato Rager, Python Catcher, Maggot Snatcher, and Dream Liar



In Episode 29 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man gets hangry over an undercooked potato, a Florida man gets the best of a record-breaking python, a Florida thief gets a box full of worms, and a Florida woman tries to hypnotize an accident victim.

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News Sources:

Florida man repeatedly stabbed woman in head with fork because his baked potato was hard
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-repeatedly-stabbed-woman-head-fork-because-his-baked-potato-was-1232491

Florida Man grabs 17-foot python near levee, has bite marks and photos to prove it
https://www.naplesnews.com/story/news/local/environment/2018/11/08/florida-man-catches-burmese-python-miami-dade-17-feet-5-inches/1928023002/

Florida woman steals box of bugs from doorstep and is caught on camera
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article222082855.html

Florida woman arrested for DUI tried to convince injured victim it was all just a dream
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-east-hillsborough/brandon/-you-are-dreaming-florida-woman-arrested-for-dui-tried-to-convince-injured-victim-he-was-dreaming

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