E050 – Death Threats, Crack Cocaine, Squirt Gun, and Thin Skinned Muse



In Episode 50 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man isn’t too good at keeping secrets from the police, Florida Men are a couple of assholes, Florida Man is pissed off, so Florida Woman gets pissed on, and a Florida Man’s new hit song lands him in jail.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Robert Girolamo, Jr.
  • Matthew Nero
  • Alexa Powers
  • Michael Burke
  • Joel William Benjamin
  • Matthew Joseph Erris
  • Robert Mirabella
  • Antonio Mosely
News Sources:

Florida Man Inmate Accused Of Trying To Mail Mom Letter Threatening To Kill People
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-inmate-accused-of-trying-to-mail-mom-letter-threatening-to-kill-people/67-dac9c659-6508-46eb-b9ca-6d3a52cbc16d

Florida Man Hides Drugs In His Butt Crack
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40329793/florida-man-hides-drugs-in-his-butt-crack

Florida Man Strips Naked And Poops In Naples Family’s Yard
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40302821/man-strips-naked-and-poops-in-naples-familys-yard

Florida Man Shoots Woman With Water Gun Filled With His Own Urine
https://www.tampabay.com/florida/2019/04/15/gulfport-man-uses-squirt-gun-to-shoot-his-urine-at-a-woman-walking-her-dog-police-say/

Plastic Straws No More – Official Ban Begins At Walt Disney World As Paper Straws Are In Place Everywhere http://doctordisney.com/2019/04/21/plastic-straws-no-more-official-ban-begins-at-walt-disney-world-as-paper-straws-are-in-place-everywhere/

Florida Man Impersonating Officer Pulls Over Undercover Cop
https://www.wjbf.com/news/weird-news/florida-man-impersonating-officer-pulls-over-undercover-cop/1941529827

Florida Man Busted For Singing Dirty Song To Neighbor
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/crooner-gets-cuffed-279503

Patreon Exclusive: 65-year-old Florida Woman Fights Off Half-naked Attacker With Bat
https://www.wkyt.com/content/news/508701482.html

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E049 – Listener Quickie: Unicorn Thief



In Episode 49 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Roxanne for the story submission!

Baltimore Man Dressed As Unicorn Robs Dairy Store
http://baltimorewatchdog.com/2019/03/25/man-dressed-as-unicorn-robs-local-dairy-store/

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E048 – Olive Garden, Progresso Soup, Cat Lady, and Macaque



In Episode 48 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man loves him some Olive Garden, Florida Man takes a golf cart out for a drunken spin, Florida Woman’s hairy roommate gets confiscated, and a Florida Woman is a Crazy Cat Lady.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Ben Padgett
  • Dean Hooks
  • Ruth Gordon
  • Antonio Harper
  • Karolyn Rico-Ospina
  • Lisa Saunders
  • Michael Casey Lewis

News Sources:

Florida Man Arrested After Shoveling Spaghetti In His Mouth While Drunk, Shirtless At Olive Garden
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40269528/drunk-shirtless-florida-man-arrested-after-shoveling-spaghetti-in-his-mouth-at-olive-garden

Florida Man Caught Driving Drunk with 5 Bottles of Fireball in Golf Cart
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/deputies-5-bottles-of-fireball-found-in-golf-cart-being-driven-by-drunken-villages-man/936333426

Florida Woman Gets Macaque Taken Away
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-woman-cited-for-keeping-monkey-as-pet

Florida Woman Uses Can Of Soup To Scare Off Carjacker
https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20190402/mom-uses-can-of-soup-to-scare-off-carjacker-in-holly-hill-police-say

Florida Woman Threatens Boyfriend’s Ex With Violence Via Social Media
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/suspect-to-boyfriend-s-ex-i-will-bury-you-alive-let-a-cancer-eat-your-entire-family-/936468562

Florida Woman Pulls Gun to Defend Her Right To Feed Stray Cats
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/04/08/florida-woman-gun-feeding-stray-cats/

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E047 – Krispy Kreme, Propane, Robbery, and U-Turn



In Episode 47 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man is good at putting holes in things like donuts and other Florida Men, a Florida Couple take the plunge in a muddy field, Florida Woman doesn’t understand the concept of “emergency”, and Florida Man really doesn’t want to go to work tomorrow.

News Sources:

Florida Man Stabbed Another in an Argument Over Doughnuts
https://www.gainesville.com/news/20190328/man-stabbed-outside-krispy-kreme-employee-arrested

Florida Couple Celebrate their Wedding with Mud Wrestling
https://mynbc15.com/news/offbeat/newlyweds-celebrate-their-vows-by-rolling-in-mud

Florida Man Knocks Out Florida Woman With Propane Tank After She Accused Him Of Cheating
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-accuses-woman-cheating-him-knocked-her-out-propane-tank-police-1381617

Florida Woman Calls 911 Because Her Boyfriend Was “Mean” to Her
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40221683/florida-woman-calls-police-to-complain-about-her-boyfriend-being-mean

Florida Man Calls 911 With Elaborate Story Of Robbery To Get Out Of Work
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-polk/florida-man-calls-911-with-elaborate-story-of-robbery-to-get-out-of-work

Florida Man Arrives In Stolen Jeep To Look For Cellphone At The House Where He Stole The Jeep
https://patch.com/florida/lakeland/florida-man-arrives-stolen-jeep-look-cellphone-cops

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E046 – M@$turbator, Credit Thief, Egg Roller, and Temper Tantrum



In Episode 46 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Woman got excited by a man in uniform, Florida Man used a stolen credit card, but wanted his rewards points too, Florida Man went to extremes for some Chinese food, and Florida Woman throws a temper tantrum so she won’t have to sit next to a 3-year-old.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida Woman Accused of Shoplifting and Masturbating On the Way to Jail
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-woman-accused-of-shoplifting-masturbating-in-van-on-the-way-to-jail/67-0b719f26-4011-4986-96dc-f30e740c93a7

Florida Woman Throws Pizza Slices at Pizzaria Owner
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/pizzeria-owner-targeted-325190

Florida Man Uses Stolen Credit Card At Store Where He Had Submitted Job Application
http://whog957.com/florida-man-uses-stolen-credit-card-where-he-had-submitted-job-application/

Florida Man Shoved Woman Because He Wanted to Eat Egg Rolls In Her House
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-shoved-woman-because-he-wanted-eat-egg-rolls-her-house-claims-she-1370734

Florida Woman Kicked Off JetBlue Flight After Profanity- Laced Tirade
https://wsvn.com/news/local/woman-booted-from-flight-at-fll-after-tantrum-over-seat-next-to-child/

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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AF19 – Trafficker, Embezzler, Missing Person, and Camera Flasher



In this episode of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Men pack high energy snack for their road trip, a leopard can’t change its spots, and Florida Woman does what Florida Woman does, Florida Man gets lost somewhere in the world, but never left the amusement park, and a Florida Man gives Sheriff Grady Judd a target for bird hunting.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Celebrity Florida Man Challenge
https://theblast.com/florida-man-challenge-celebrity-birthdays/

Florida Men Pulled Over With Drugs in a Very Unlikely Place
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article226631504.html

Florida Woman Embezzles $60K From Employer While on Probation for Embezzling From Employer
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/2019/03/15/florida-woman-embezzles-new-job-while-probation-embezzling-old-job/3176485002/

Florida Man Gets Lost at Epcot, Girlfriend Crowdsources Finding Him
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/state/boyfriend-lost-at-epcot-facebook-users-unleash-mass-humor-to-find-him

Florida Man Breaks Into Store, Flips Off Security Camera, Loses Pants
https://www.boston25news.com/news/trending-now/florida-man-breaks-into-store-flips-off-security-camera-deputies-say/931262420

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival 
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading AF19 – Trafficker, Embezzler, Missing Person, and Camera Flasher