E038 – Casey Anthony, William Shatner’s Love Child, a Waffle House Floozy, and a Pill Thief



In Episode 38 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Woman Casey Anthony should just shut up already, a Florida Man should just give up already, a Florida Woman reminds Phil that Joel still owes him Waffle House, and a Florida Man steals the wrong pills.

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News Sources:

Florida Woman Casey Anthony reveals she’ll visit wife killer Scott Peterson to ‘help wrongfully convicted people’
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6616651/Casey-Anthony-visit-Scott-Peterson-help-wrongfully-convicted-people-cancels-reality-show.html

Florida Man, 62, claims he is William Shatner’s love child
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6624011/Florida-man-62-claims-William-Shatners-love-child-tries-actors-name.html

Florida Woman accused of dancing naked in Waffle House parking lot, licking employee
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/weird/wtflorida/florida-woman-accused-of-dancing-naked-in-waffle-house-parking-lot-licking-employee/67-301bf130-1f06-49ad-86b8-19c797b5ee57

Florida Man steals the wrong prescription
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/funny/laxative-theft-mistake-164923

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E037 – Machete, Rolex, Syringes, and Chill Pills



In Episode 37 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man tries to kill his neighbor with Kindness, a Florida woman plays hide and seek with stolen Rolexes, a Florida man plays hide and seek with 3 syringes, and a Florida woman has no chill.

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News Sources:

Florida Man Tries To Kill His Neighbor With Kindness, His Machete
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article224512290.html

Florida Woman Stashed Five Stolen Rolexes Inside Her Body
http://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/01/14/stolen-rolex-watches-found-during-strip-search-florida-woman/

Florida Man Says 3 Syringes Found In His Rectum Aren’t His, Claims To Not Know How They Got There
https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/clearwater-man-denies-3-syringes-found-in-his-rectum-are-his/1691775047

Florida woman pulls gun at salon after being told to take a ‘chill pill’
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/39789097/florida-woman-pulls-gun-told-to-take-chill-pill-in-cape-coral

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E032 – Three Grumpy Grinches, Two Pervy Santas, and a Snowbird in a Palm Tree



Merry Christmas! While we spend the day at the beach (that’s what the rest of the country does on Xmas day, right?) you can enjoy these Florida Man stories with some holiday cheer.

In Episode 32 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Santa’s helper gets a shiny new set of bracelets, A Florida grinch tries to swipe some decorations, Santa takes a trip to the drug store naked, and a couple of Florida kids who got coal in their stockings grow up to ruin it for the next generation. Recorded before a live audience at Caloosahatchee Jack’s in Fort Myers, Florida on December 9th, 2018.

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News Sources:

Florida Man strolled through South Beach Walgreens wearing only a santa hat and boots
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article222338960.html

Florida Man caught on camera trying to steal Christmas inflatables
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/broward/man-caught-on-camera-trying-to-steal-christmas-inflatables-in-tamarac

Florida Man arrested trying to play Santa
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/trending-now/caught-redsuited-sex-offender-arrested-for-trying-to-play-santa-deputies-say/879978316

Florida Woman Forced to Take Down ‘Bah, humbug’ display
https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20181204/woman-told-to-deep-six-holly-hill-bah-humbug-display

Florida man screams ‘Santa isn’t real’ at Christmas Festival
https://www.newsweek.com/video-florida-man-goes-christmas-festival-giant-sign-screams-santa-isnt-real-1244995

Florida woman, fighting to keep painting of Virgin Mary on mobile home
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-85-fighting-property-management-to-keep-painting-of-virgin-mary-on-mobile-home

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