E018 – Purple Nurple, Wet Willy, Swirly, and Flart



In Episode 18 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man pays for a purple nurple, a Florida Man learns which of his girlfriend’s holes is off limits, a Florida Woman comes under fire for her parenting techniques, and a Florida Man is fired for his artistic expression.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Devarus Robinson
  • Joseph Sirecky
  • Kaitlyn Wolf
  • Paul Flart

News Sources:

Florida Man Sued for Giving Student a “Purple Nurple”
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-polk/polk-county-jury-awards-former-student-125k-after-coach-twisted-his-nipple

Florida Man Arrested for Giving Girlfriend a “Wet Willy”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6123891/Florida-man-arrested-giving-girlfriend-WET-WILLY.html

Florida Woman Investigated for Giving Son a “Swirly”
https://www.wesh.com/article/leesburg-mother-faces-death-threats-after-viral-video-shows-her-holding-child-s-head-in-toilet/22942941

Florida Man Fired for Farting On the Job (and Posting Videos of it on Instagram)
https://wgno.com/2018/08/27/fl-man-fired-for-farting-at-work-instagram-account/

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E017 – Fire, Water, Burn, and Dealing



In Episode 17 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man burns his trash panda, a Florida Woman’s bath is interrupted by a reptile, Another Florida Woman says, “We don’t need no water let the motherfucker burn”, a drive thru window leads to a drug dealing couple.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Ezra Lee James
  • Felicitie Gillette
  • Brandy Currigan
  • William Parrish Jr.
  • McKenzee Dobbs

News Sources

Florida Man Accused of Setting Raccoon on Fire
https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/crime/2018/08/16/raccoon-fire-florida/1010468002/

Florida Woman Attacked by An Alligator While Taking A Bath
https://www.nbc4i.com/news/inside-edition/florida-woman-describes-horrific-encounter-with-alligator-who-bit-her-in-lake-039i-could039ve/1399929978

Florida Woman Sets Fire to House After Leaving Her Husband
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/fire/Woman-separating-from-husband-faces-arson-charge-for-setting-fire-to-house-Pasco-deputies-say_171207604

Florida Couple Sold Drugs From a Drive Thru Window…In Their House
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/overdoses-lead-police-to-alleged-drug-house-that-had-drive-thru-window/824035901

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E016 – Chicken, Waffles, Spider and Cruiser



In Episode 16 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man just wanted some chicken, another Florida Man just wanted some waffles, a Florida Woman was seeing some stranger things, and another Florida Woman doesn’t want to miss the boat.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Antonio Stevens
  • Cullen Roe
  • Danielle Teeples
  • Kathleen Mary Niesen

News Sources:

Florida Man tries to force KFC employee to reopen restaurant at gunpoint.
http://www.wistv.com/story/38822137/florida-man-tries-to-force-kfc-employee-to-reopen-restaurant-at-gunpoint

Florida Man accused of stabbing roommate, went to Waffle House then called 911.
https://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2018/08/10/cape-coral-man-accused-stabbing-roommate-went-waffle-house-then-called-911-court-records/955273002/

Florida Woman high on meth ran around naked in park because she believed a giant spider was on her.
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-south-pinellas/st-petersburg/pd-florida-woman-high-on-meth-ran-around-naked-in-park-because-she-believed-giant-spider-was-on-her

Florida Woman free on bond after golf cart DUI asks judge for permission to take cruise.
https://villages-news.com/villager-free-on-bond-after-golf-cart-dui-asks-judge-for-permission-to-take-cruise/

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E015 – LIVE: Dump, Cattle, Politics, and Blackout



In Episode 15 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man takes an oily dump, a Florida woman gets corralled by cattle, a political argument gets heated, and our favorite gator wrangler is back for more. This episode was recorded live at Caloosahatchee Jack’s in Fort Myers, Florida, on Sunday, August 19, 2018.

News Sources:

Florida Man Illegally Dumped 10,000 Gallons of Used Cooking Oil
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pasco/florida-man-arrested-for-illegally-dumping-10-000-gallons-of-used-cooking-oil-deputies-say

Florida Woman Fleeing Police Gets Corralled By Cows
https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/Watch-a-herd-of-cattle-help-police-corral-a-fleeing-Florida-woman_170712759

Florida Man shot in buttocks over online political argument
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/Facebook-political-argument-ends-with-Tampa-man-shot-in-buttocks_170687114

Florida man can’t remember carrying an alligator into a liquor store
https://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2018/8/5/17653020/florida-man-brings-alligators-into-liquor-store-video

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E014 – Crash, Crack, Zap, and Splash



In Episode 14 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man plays bumper cars with the real thing, just because it’s CALLED a crack pipe, doesn’t mean that’s where you keep it, oh what a feeling when I’m dancing on the ceiling, and 7-Eleven has to deal with some really shitty customers.

News Sources

Florida man accused of causing separate hit-and-run crashes minutes apart
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-accused-of-separate-hit-and-runs-minute-apart

Florida Woman arrested at Walmart, then hid a crack pipe and drugs in her vagina
https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/She-stole-from-a-St-Petersburg-Walmart-then-hid-drugs-in-body-on-way-to-jail-police-say_170515853

Florida man shocked while attempting parkour on power pole
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/florida-man-shocked-while-attempting-parkour-on-power-pole

Florida Man dumps bucket of human waste inside 7-Eleven after being kicked out
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/vile-slurry-arrest-710532

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E013 – Gunfire, Identity Theft, Beer Run, and Ice Cream



In Episode 13 of Florida Men: The Podcast, gunshots rang out like a bell, grabbed my nine all I heard was shells, tell me why ain’t nothin’ but a mistake, B double E double R. U. N. with a G.A.T.O.R., and I’m your ice cream man, stop me when I’m passing by.

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:

  • Jelani Dixon
  • Michael Watters
  • Robby Stratton
  • William Grappy

News Sources

Florida Man arrested after firing shots out of his car’s sunroof on a Clearwater bridge
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/Man-arrested-after-firing-shots-out-of-his-car-s-sunroof-on-a-Clearwater-bridge-police-say_170411765

Florida Man Stole IDs of a Miami Dolphin, a Tennis Pro and a Backstreet Boy
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article215442315.html

Florida Man Wielding Live Gator Chases People in Convenience Store
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/07/28/florida-man-wielding-live-gator-chases-people-in-convenience-store-video-shows.html

Florida Man Caught Trying to Steal Ice Cream Truck
http://www.fox10tv.com/story/38754565/florida-man-caught-trying-to-steal-ice-cream-truck

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