Pick Your Favorite Florida Men T-Shirt

Our favorite listener Heather has challenged Joel to a Florida man T-Shirt design contest. Heather submitted the two designs on the left, above, and Joel designed our Florida Men logo and Skunk Ape shirts. Joel has offered to pay Heather’s admission to the 2019 True Crime Podcast Festival in Chicago on July 13th, buy Heather dinner when she is in Florida for her honeymoon if more of you buy her shirts than his.

All four designs are available in the Florida Men Store. But hurry! The contest ends on May 17th, 2019… the anniversary of our first episode.

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E050 – Death Threats, Crack Cocaine, Squirt Gun, and Thin Skinned Muse



In Episode 50 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man isn’t too good at keeping secrets from the police, Florida Men are a couple of assholes, Florida Man is pissed off, so Florida Woman gets pissed on, and a Florida Man’s new hit song lands him in jail.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Robert Girolamo, Jr.
  • Matthew Nero
  • Alexa Powers
  • Michael Burke
  • Joel William Benjamin
  • Matthew Joseph Erris
  • Robert Mirabella
  • Antonio Mosely
News Sources:

Florida Man Inmate Accused Of Trying To Mail Mom Letter Threatening To Kill People
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-inmate-accused-of-trying-to-mail-mom-letter-threatening-to-kill-people/67-dac9c659-6508-46eb-b9ca-6d3a52cbc16d

Florida Man Hides Drugs In His Butt Crack
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40329793/florida-man-hides-drugs-in-his-butt-crack

Florida Man Strips Naked And Poops In Naples Family’s Yard
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40302821/man-strips-naked-and-poops-in-naples-familys-yard

Florida Man Shoots Woman With Water Gun Filled With His Own Urine
https://www.tampabay.com/florida/2019/04/15/gulfport-man-uses-squirt-gun-to-shoot-his-urine-at-a-woman-walking-her-dog-police-say/

Plastic Straws No More – Official Ban Begins At Walt Disney World As Paper Straws Are In Place Everywhere http://doctordisney.com/2019/04/21/plastic-straws-no-more-official-ban-begins-at-walt-disney-world-as-paper-straws-are-in-place-everywhere/

Florida Man Impersonating Officer Pulls Over Undercover Cop
https://www.wjbf.com/news/weird-news/florida-man-impersonating-officer-pulls-over-undercover-cop/1941529827

Florida Man Busted For Singing Dirty Song To Neighbor
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/crooner-gets-cuffed-279503

Patreon Exclusive: 65-year-old Florida Woman Fights Off Half-naked Attacker With Bat
https://www.wkyt.com/content/news/508701482.html

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E049 – Listener Quickie: Unicorn Thief



In Episode 49 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Joel and Phil get a quickie from a listener. No, it’s not a Florida Man, but it might as well be. Thanks to Roxanne for the story submission!

Baltimore Man Dressed As Unicorn Robs Dairy Store
http://baltimorewatchdog.com/2019/03/25/man-dressed-as-unicorn-robs-local-dairy-store/

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E048 – Olive Garden, Progresso Soup, Cat Lady, and Macaque



In Episode 48 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man loves him some Olive Garden, Florida Man takes a golf cart out for a drunken spin, Florida Woman’s hairy roommate gets confiscated, and a Florida Woman is a Crazy Cat Lady.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

This Episode’s Florida Men and Women:
  • Ben Padgett
  • Dean Hooks
  • Ruth Gordon
  • Antonio Harper
  • Karolyn Rico-Ospina
  • Lisa Saunders
  • Michael Casey Lewis

News Sources:

Florida Man Arrested After Shoveling Spaghetti In His Mouth While Drunk, Shirtless At Olive Garden
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40269528/drunk-shirtless-florida-man-arrested-after-shoveling-spaghetti-in-his-mouth-at-olive-garden

Florida Man Caught Driving Drunk with 5 Bottles of Fireball in Golf Cart
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/deputies-5-bottles-of-fireball-found-in-golf-cart-being-driven-by-drunken-villages-man/936333426

Florida Woman Gets Macaque Taken Away
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-woman-cited-for-keeping-monkey-as-pet

Florida Woman Uses Can Of Soup To Scare Off Carjacker
https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20190402/mom-uses-can-of-soup-to-scare-off-carjacker-in-holly-hill-police-say

Florida Woman Threatens Boyfriend’s Ex With Violence Via Social Media
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/suspect-to-boyfriend-s-ex-i-will-bury-you-alive-let-a-cancer-eat-your-entire-family-/936468562

Florida Woman Pulls Gun to Defend Her Right To Feed Stray Cats
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/04/08/florida-woman-gun-feeding-stray-cats/

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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Florida Men: The Podcast – Season 2 Trailer



ABOUT FLORIDA MEN: THE OFFICIAL PODCAST OF FLORIDA MAN

Tales from the shady side of the Sunshine State. Every week we share stories about America’s most prolific criminal: Florida Man.

Part true crime, part comedy, all weird. This show is about the kind of shtuff that only happens in the state where everybody is crazy from the heat. 

Based in Fort Myers, Florida, Joel and Phil are longtime residents of Florida, and have personally encountered many a Florida Man.

JOEL

Originally from Michigan, Joel has been a Florida Man since 1994. He does all the editing for the podcast and most of the social media posts. He also writes about himself in the third person.

PHIL

Phil grew up in Mississippi, and arrived in Florida in 2012. He is the musician,  recording gear expert, and engineer for the show. He is totally not afraid of clowns.

 

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E047 – Krispy Kreme, Propane, Robbery, and U-Turn



In Episode 47 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man is good at putting holes in things like donuts and other Florida Men, a Florida Couple take the plunge in a muddy field, Florida Woman doesn’t understand the concept of “emergency”, and Florida Man really doesn’t want to go to work tomorrow.

News Sources:

Florida Man Stabbed Another in an Argument Over Doughnuts
https://www.gainesville.com/news/20190328/man-stabbed-outside-krispy-kreme-employee-arrested

Florida Couple Celebrate their Wedding with Mud Wrestling
https://mynbc15.com/news/offbeat/newlyweds-celebrate-their-vows-by-rolling-in-mud

Florida Man Knocks Out Florida Woman With Propane Tank After She Accused Him Of Cheating
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-accuses-woman-cheating-him-knocked-her-out-propane-tank-police-1381617

Florida Woman Calls 911 Because Her Boyfriend Was “Mean” to Her
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40221683/florida-woman-calls-police-to-complain-about-her-boyfriend-being-mean

Florida Man Calls 911 With Elaborate Story Of Robbery To Get Out Of Work
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-polk/florida-man-calls-911-with-elaborate-story-of-robbery-to-get-out-of-work

Florida Man Arrives In Stolen Jeep To Look For Cellphone At The House Where He Stole The Jeep
https://patch.com/florida/lakeland/florida-man-arrives-stolen-jeep-look-cellphone-cops

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

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E046 – M@$turbator, Credit Thief, Egg Roller, and Temper Tantrum



In Episode 46 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Woman got excited by a man in uniform, Florida Man used a stolen credit card, but wanted his rewards points too, Florida Man went to extremes for some Chinese food, and Florida Woman throws a temper tantrum so she won’t have to sit next to a 3-year-old.

This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!

News Sources:

Florida Woman Accused of Shoplifting and Masturbating On the Way to Jail
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-woman-accused-of-shoplifting-masturbating-in-van-on-the-way-to-jail/67-0b719f26-4011-4986-96dc-f30e740c93a7

Florida Woman Throws Pizza Slices at Pizzaria Owner
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/pizzeria-owner-targeted-325190

Florida Man Uses Stolen Credit Card At Store Where He Had Submitted Job Application
http://whog957.com/florida-man-uses-stolen-credit-card-where-he-had-submitted-job-application/

Florida Man Shoved Woman Because He Wanted to Eat Egg Rolls In Her House
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-shoved-woman-because-he-wanted-eat-egg-rolls-her-house-claims-she-1370734

Florida Woman Kicked Off JetBlue Flight After Profanity- Laced Tirade
https://wsvn.com/news/local/woman-booted-from-flight-at-fll-after-tantrum-over-seat-next-to-child/

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (No Spoilers):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBrackets

Florida Men Regional Championship Brackets (With Results):
https://tinyurl.com/FLMenBracketsResults

We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival
July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA

Continue reading E046 – M@$turbator, Credit Thief, Egg Roller, and Temper Tantrum